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Like teh organised chap I am, have  agirl in for an interview in an hour, anyone got any good questions I can use??????

do you know red macca

if yes its a no no

first question has to be "why do want to work for us"

in 2 years where do you want to be

How far would you go to get this job? ;-)

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? :mrgreen:

Experiential questions are always good for keeping people on their toes.  

Instead of asking something along the lines what customer services skills they have try something like can you give me an actual example where you demonstrated customer service above and beyond what would normally be required.

Or you could go the other route.  A mate who’s got a restaurant always asks if you were an animal what would you be and why?  

He seems to think it’s a good tension breaker and has had some crackers.

vital statistics?

Ask her if she drinks. People who dont drink cant be trusted.

Spit or swallow?

i got asked that for this job.

i said a bull because i allways hit targets,class i know :D

african or european?

I'd have said Silverback Gorrilla. Because if you dont give me the job I'm going to rip your fucking arms off

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ace lads, I dont fancy being sued so whatver I ask cant be sexual.  Might just ask what she would do in certain situations, the animal one would be good and macca that is ace!

On behalf of spacey I suggest ask her favourite cheese!

Having been applying for grad jobs left right and centre at the mo, the corporate bull questions are very popular, like name an example of this, etc...  Pretty bland but at least better than the boring standard stuff.  One question i'm dreading is over salary expectations, you don't wanna sell yourself short, but can't get greedy.

If thats her answer, she gets the job. Simple. If you dont like python you dont deserve the job! :mrgreen:

Who wrote beethoven's 6th symphony ?

you do actually get a fair number of fuckwits that don't know, assume its a trick and try to bullshit their way out of it

is it beethoven?

So to sum up.

If her favourite cheese is knobcheese

and her favourite animal is the swallow, you've got an employee  :D

ha ha ha, she did well and I offered the job.

so she was fit then

of course, but I employed her because of her CV young magic

it's true. we're the worst people alive.

what did you ask her ash?

and can i have a job?

and can I have a job too?

what job had she applied for?

PA, im not employing sonic or Ben as they sit on here all day

Does the mrs know you have just hired a fit PA yet?  :wink:  :D  :twak:

that was my next question  :wink:

bollocks do i!

broke up with the mrs a month ago so none of her business, saying that when she finds out she will be pissed off, ah well.

Anyway this was about questiosn not what she looks like, she is  an nice lass and will do a good job

but you are going to do her over your desk, right?  :wink:

what's her phone number then? Just to try out her PA skills of course!

CV....eh.

Cute Vagina perhaps?

ha ha ha you lot are all wrongons! this is like old school town end.....

Not all the time.

she didnt know me then

yeah she said not that twat who sells mortgages, I said ttwat?' she replied 'well actually he's a cunt' I took her on due to her ability to read a character well.

(only joking macca)

no you are right im afraid :?

:D  come on mate