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anyone else doing this?

we've go to spend as close to £5 as possible, but not over. any good ideas (mine's for a bloke)?

I bought the Family Guy film for £3.99 for mine because she claimed that all cartoons are just for kids, so I feel the need to educate her especially as she hasn't heard of Family Guy.

I would hve got Thundercats but I couldn't find that.

beer?

i found a nice cheap ball gag on ebay for you:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LEATHER-BALL-GAG-STRAP-COSTUME-ITEM-BLACK-GAGS-SAL3E_W0QQitemZ160056614245QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem

only problem is that it's in america so postage might take you over the £5 threshold...

we have to spent a 10-er fuck that, haha, im getting mine a really camp belt, pink and fluffy, he always comes into work without a belt and im fed up of seeing his ass. and he's well camp. soapy tit wank

I bought someone a spanking paddle last year, as a joke ofcourse.

You work with bennett? Didn't know that.

Go into Early Learning Centre and buy one of their games for a fiver. I did this one year and it was some pop up alien game and you had to hit them with the hammer thing when they popped up (basically a cheap Whack Attack game).

The bloke played it all day, he fucking loved it.

 :oops:

bennnett allready has a vast colection of pink belts, welli know he has one thats for sure, dont deny it.

furry handcuffs though seb....they get my juices going

Oh dear.  Secret Santa - One of the drawbacks of working with women :?

Sorry ladies but it's true. You would never get that in an all-male office. We would say, "Ooooh, I know what we can do for Xmas, let's go down the pub!"

Much simpler 8)

Exactly :nod:  get them back in the bloody kitchen where they belong.

I might just suggest it at work to see what sort of reaction I get :smile1:

A copy of Razzle and a packet of Pringles should do the trick, Boeta.

 :x Oi, I am a woman, I hate secret santa, you always get someone you hate, go out of your way to find a nice present and you always end up getting a shit present back  :evil:

I'd rather be in the kitchen tbh, baking piemonte a big cake.

mmmmmmmm cake

I want cake.

Sorry. I burnt it.

game over.

I might make a cake.

Make me a hash cake

I did not think for one moment that you would be into Secret Santa bird girl :wink:   It just needs a couple (and they WILL always be women - FACT!) to say "Ooooh Secret Santa, what a good idea, let's do it!" Everyone else is afraid to say what they are thinking, namely: "Fuck off and die it's a shit idea!". Instead they say. "Oh yes, what a lovely idea, lets' all do it!".

Those same women will also think it's a really good idea for everyone to bring in baby pictures of themselves and then they put them up on the wall and everyone has to guess who they are. Again, as above, instead of saying "fuck off and mind your own business you old witches" everyone else says "Hah! hah! hah! what a fun idea!"

I'm not bitter or owt, I just hate people like that.....they organize trips to Thorpe Park and Calais and stuff that no one wants to go on and instead of saying "Fuck off and......" Oooooooh don't get me started :evil:

i got some girl who i hate

i have bought her a book about plastic surgery :D

 :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

OMG, we have a woman at work who said that the other day, It is true it is annoying.  Only she bought in a picture. She also thinks it is a good idea to bring in mince pies everyday everyone has to bring in a different brand  :chunder:  :groan1:  i'm going to take in tesco value ones.

It's just blackmail - They know damned well that no one will object because they don't want to look 'bad'. It's no exageration to say that these people are 100 times worse than the Nazis :evil:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Poor OST, just take 3 deep breaths and learn to tell people to fuck off  :D

Oh don't worry - These days I do 8) I just don't like the way they take advantage of people who are too nice to do that sort of thing!

He's just too nice isnt he?  

Thankfully there is none of this shite at my place this year. I do have to suffer them on the departmental christmas party on thursday night though. I plan to combat this with excessive alcohol and chinese food consumption.   :chunder:

I hate our Xmas parties, I always end up sat next to the geek with bo that nobody likes  :evil:

Netball xmas do Friday though  :beers:

Oh my god try working in an office which is 50% gay blokes - we had to have themes with our secret santas and most of them are sex related in some way - so innapropraite  :roll:

  Is that a politically correct quota system ?

Our office xmas 'do' is at the Greyhounds. Should be a great way to waste my money before my 2 week piss up. At least pay day is before christmas but I'll have to make sure someone else funds my drinking on my birthday.

our football team was supposed to be doing one.

I'm so going to get a bible and a cross  :roll:

or a haircut. Although it wouldn't be so secret. Maybe if they put a sleeping pill in your drink and did it then. You could have an xmas mullett.

Full size? Ace!

If anyone wants an idea for xmas secret santa presents, I found these quite funny....

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12628&random=862468899&cid=40&scid=1

http://www.paramountzone.com/fakebrick.htm

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1044&src_t=sbk&src_id=phone

And wrap them all up with this stuff! -

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1257&src_t=cat&src_id=gifts

Yes your welcome, your welcome, christmas is now complete (ly fucking ruined!)  :mrgreen:

 :shock:  Thats a mighty high ratio of todger dodgers, I've been scratching my head to think of what industry you must work in?  Hairdressing? but thats not office based  :?

Sorry but i'm confused?...why if they are gay, would they be dodging todgers? I'd have thought they may be cock munchers or brother lovers or something?

Ooops  :oops:

I meant Beaver Leavers, clearly the last thing a gay man wants to dodge is a todge

I'm not having a good day at all

Guessing by some of the willy washers oh here, Jamiesfuturewife clearly works at Royal Mail init.

:omg2:  :mrgreen:   :wink:

I know. The standard of butt fucking in Swindon leaves a lot to be desired frankly.

I might move to Brighton and join the SCR love train

choo choo

all aboard!  :mrgreen:  :piemonte:  :piemonte:  :piemonte:

I work for an event management company - there are only 6 of us so 50% is only 3 people - but still!!!

Probably the boss is gay and that's why they're hired

Good guess - The owners of the company are a gay couple!

And your the 3rd??

My present is in the secret santa box at work, it looks like a fucking yorkshire pudding tray  :?

Nowt wrong with yorkshire puds!!

With sausages and loads of onion gravy! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

tis true, but what a rubbish present, it has something squidgy in it too

Matbe the yorshire puds are included!!!

Lucky you, two presents in one!!

I want a nice present  :x

whinge whinge whinge

cunt cunt cunt  :D