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here is my manifesto so you can all judge me  when i am elected onto the board

1. free shot of tequila to anyone over the age of 5 on entering the ground.

2. flares and fireworks actively encouraged in the ground.

3. unnetting of the upper seats in the arkells

4. throughout the winter months free tacos and chiili in the winners.

5. pitch invasions actively encouraged.

6. opposition fans will have all musical instruments confiscated on arrival to the ground.

7. pre season tours to the mexican carribean

8. really really fat people playing 5 aside against each other at half time.

elect mexico red. its the only way forward.

shut up u unfunny cock sucking wanker

:bow1:  :bow1:  :bow1:  :bow1:

All hail.............All hail

(glad you had a safe journey back Mex)

 :shock:

9. be impressed by the witty intellectual quips of swindontownfc in regards to slightly humerous postings on TEF.

Throw in a free sombrero and it's a deal!  :D

what happened to the live bands  :evil:

 :shock:  :shock:

Ahhhhh yes

Accapella !!!!!

We love Accepella !!!!

actually does anybody actually know swindontownfc? because maybe i could kick his fucking head in for  calling me that, because if he called me that to my face that is exactly what i would fucking do so why should the internet be any fucking different? you fucking prick. birdy do you know this half wit cunt? if so please point him out to me.

behave u fat cunt, u cudnt catch me if u seen me anyway :D  :D

i left thisis board because of twats like you. i cant imagine how you have posted so much on here without getting banned. i promise you i will find you.

I'm going to base my campaign around the installation of an erotic barber shop, in a redeveloped corner of the TE, to be called Bartek's,  OAP's who can prove 50+ years of actively following the Town, will go for free.

sftcfan's mate innit?  'roid freak I think.


Less of the Big Brother shit with the tequila age limit is all I'd ask, Mex.  How are the poor nippers going to sleep through performances like today's?

I got 32

can I have 1/2 price ?

mex wudnt stand a chance, id fucking crush the little round podgy mug

What is an erotic barbershop?  

Short back and sides and a half hearted handjob please love.

You're alienating a large percentage of the fanbase there, Reg.  How about free entry for baldies?

errmmm

I think you are pushing it a little now

yeah im going to get battered by a fat fuck  :-))(

your a cunt mate, you really are

  Another plank in my manifesto, will be the introduction of loyalty card technology, whereby you get points for games.   Different lengths of support would get a suitable reward....so 50 years, you get a presentation on the pitch and sit in the dug out.

oooohh

what do I get Reg ?

And his mates

Cunt

Anything over 10, you get a free psychiatric consultation  :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Fuck me

Seymore here I come !

Chill Mex! He's probably about 11, or some sad old cunt living on his own in a bedsit........................

P.S If I called you a humourless cunt, would you search me out too?

Anything over 10, you get a free psychiatric consultation  :D

Why did I pot this twice? Wasn't funny first time. Going senile I reckon

Yeah, I will join in and detach your testes too.

Tosser.

 :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

SwindonTownFC,

 :fatbury:

Could you include one of these with each season ticket please badger?

http://www.mexican-brides.com/mexican_brides.htm

On second thoughts that looks like the aldi equivalent of mail order Mexican brides.

Bit of Edith, lovely....

http://www.mexican-brides.com/fotos/a1_54_2.jpg

Not as attractive an idea as it may at first appear. Wouldn't want one of these in with my s/t:

http://www.mexican-brides.com/fotos/a3_10_2.jpg

 :shock:

They are fucking hideous!!!

If you want a rough looking bird, just go to old town on a friday or saturday night. (Or hook up with birdy..)

 :o

Eddie Munster

http://www.mexican-brides.com/fotos/a1_5_2.jpg

She's alright  :wink:

FFS Dazza

 :chunder:

BTW

Meet the wife

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/Esther-17.jpg

dont waste your time on campaigns.i will be the fans rep!
i also wouldn't waste time on battering the mentally challenged twat either,you'd only feel guilty after.let someone else batter him instead(probably been done many times anyway)

Oi. Do you want a kicking as well, pal?

8)

Birdy's ace !

 8)

Calm down! Fucking hell, it used to be ok to have a laugh on here.

And Talk Talk, before you spout off I would suggest you find out who I am.

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ooooooooh get u

dont you know who i am? :wink:

Nobody knows me

 8)

nor me.the anonimity i like

this thread is really shit.

i'm going to threaten you all over the internet then hide at the next game.

It's like a Saturday night in a Yates pub  :beers:

Exactly my fucking point!!

It's easy to issue threats on a forum.

Just take everything said with a pinch of salt (Otherwise you end up going round somes blokes house with a pick axe handle and a mate with a machete).

Take the piss and accept it back...............Or don't reply.

:ontopic:

i mock people and dont mind being called a cunt back on a daily basis  :D

in fairness that scrote only ever posts the same sort of bollocks.

(see what i did there?)

Sorry, forgot what the topic was!

Wankers.

I can't be stuffed to reply to be honest.

Except that I know some people on here who I have met face to face. Like Sonic, Fred and loads more.

The rest of you tossers can remain anonymous if you like but I ain't got any time for you. Hide behind your keyboards, sad bastards.

well im devestated now  :roll:  :roll:

this is dull now.

SwindonTownFC, find another hobby please.