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Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:36:40 think its been covered but the girl in my place keeps singing ' a whole new world' and now like a gay I have it in my head. anyone else have this?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:38:42 Thanks now I have it in my head :evil:
How about we didn't start the fire Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: quinnismyhero on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:39:03 Wanting to chat when you don't/can't and not taking/seeing obvious hint for them to gtf away from you!
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:39:11 it was always burning since the worlds been turning
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:55:22 The pepople that quitley snigger to themselves but lought enough for you to hear and say "what u laught at" and for them to then try and have a conversation with you.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 16:57:30 People who spend all day posting on internet forums. Wankers
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 17:03:06 Quote from: "STFCBird" it was always burning since the worlds been turning No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 17:40:52 It's annoying when your boss tells you you have to do kisses for a pound in aid of children in need, in The Office stylee :| have to be a million or more to kiss some of the fuckers here :x
Title: Re: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFC_Gazza on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 18:23:59 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" think its been covered but the girl in my place keeps singing ' a whole new world' and now like a gay I have it in my head. anyone else have this? stab them. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 18:53:48 Quote from: "STFCBird" It's annoying when your boss tells you you have to do kisses for a pound in aid of children in need, in The Office stylee :| have to be a million or more to kiss some of the fuckers here :x how much for a hand job Birdy? Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 19:05:49 work? what? eh?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 22:20:21 Quote from: "ron dodgers" Quote from: "STFCBird" It's annoying when your boss tells you you have to do kisses for a pound in aid of children in need, in The Office stylee :| have to be a million or more to kiss some of the fuckers here :x how much for a hand job Birdy? Only hand job you'll get is a punch in the face dodgers Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 22:53:54 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "ron dodgers" Quote from: "STFCBird" It's annoying when your boss tells you you have to do kisses for a pound in aid of children in need, in The Office stylee :| have to be a million or more to kiss some of the fuckers here :x how much for a hand job Birdy? Only hand job you'll get is a punch in the face dodgers Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: DV on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 23:00:27 when people are busy and therefore need someone else to do their work.
They try to hand this down and certain members of my team claim they are 'too busy' to do this extra work....and I always end up doing it. Hopefully in the long run, it will show how helpful towards others I am, but its annoying. There was only two of us in the office early. Phone next to other person rings..once...twice...three times...4 times....look over, other person is writing an outlook to a mate. I answer phone blah blah Another phone rings, once, twice etc...again other member of staff outlooking friend, I answer phone Another phone goes, I think to myself like fuck am I answering that...leave it....leave it...other member of staff outlooking mate...no one answers phone, so we've got one of our important contractors in...sitting in reception needing someone to sign him in but no ones answered the bloody phone. Luckily I was heading up to the shop and saw him waiting. fucking annoying... Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 23:04:57 Quote from: "DV85" when people are busy and therefore need someone else to do their work. They try to hand this down and certain members of my team claim they are 'too busy' to do this extra work....and I always end up doing it. Hopefully in the long run, it will show how helpful towards others I am, but its annoying. There was only two of us in the office early. Phone next to other person rings..once...twice...three times...4 times....look over, other person is writing an outlook to a mate. I answer phone blah blah Another phone rings, once, twice etc...again other member of staff outlooking friend, I answer phone Another phone goes, I think to myself like fuck am I answering that...leave it....leave it...other member of staff outlooking mate...no one answers phone, so we've got one of our important contractors in...sitting in reception needing someone to sign him in but no ones answered the bloody phone. Luckily I was heading up to the shop and saw him waiting. fucking annoying... You've fucked yourself up there, you've obviously got a reputation as the muppet who'll answer the phones. Are you looking for work to do at your job? Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: DV on Thursday, November 16, 2006, 23:07:20 no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done.
Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: pumbaa on Friday, November 17, 2006, 01:58:55 Quote from: "DV85" no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done. Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Haha, that'll never happen DV. In my experience, management never look at it that way, and will just abuse your 'good nature' even more. I don't give a shit about management anymore, I do what my Customer wants me to deliver, 'cause at the end of the day, he is at the sharp end. Trust me on this one. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 17, 2006, 08:45:10 Quote from: "coxernator" Quote from: "DV85" no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done. Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Haha, that'll never happen DV. In my experience, management never look at it that way, and will just abuse your 'good nature' even more. I don't give a shit about management anymore, I do what my Customer wants me to deliver, 'cause at the end of the day, he is at the sharp end. Trust me on this one. I'm with DV on this actually - I have been in my job for 2 and a half years now and my salary has near tripled for being the one that will go the extra mile for the team. Went from dogsbody to somebody and up to management within a year and now sitting pretty getting everyone else to do the work. Love it! Keep it up DV you'll get there!! :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 08:51:06 Quote from: "Sharky" Quote from: "coxernator" Quote from: "DV85" no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done. Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Haha, that'll never happen DV. In my experience, management never look at it that way, and will just abuse your 'good nature' even more. I don't give a shit about management anymore, I do what my Customer wants me to deliver, 'cause at the end of the day, he is at the sharp end. Trust me on this one. I'm with DV on this actually - I have been in my job for 2 and a half years now and my salary has near tripled for being the one that will go the extra mile for the team. Went from dogsbody to somebody and up to management within a year and now sitting pretty getting everyone else to do the work. Love it! Keep it up DV you'll get there!! :wink: Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 08:59:35 Quote from: "STFCBird" Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: VD's got his faults, but I think tying him up and shooting him into the sun is a bit harsh. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:00:27 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sharky" Quote from: "coxernator" Quote from: "DV85" no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done. Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Haha, that'll never happen DV. In my experience, management never look at it that way, and will just abuse your 'good nature' even more. I don't give a shit about management anymore, I do what my Customer wants me to deliver, 'cause at the end of the day, he is at the sharp end. Trust me on this one. I'm with DV on this actually - I have been in my job for 2 and a half years now and my salary has near tripled for being the one that will go the extra mile for the team. Went from dogsbody to somebody and up to management within a year and now sitting pretty getting everyone else to do the work. Love it! Keep it up DV you'll get there!! :wink: Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: :mrgreen: :wink: :shhh Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: quinnismyhero on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:01:30 We reward hard work and commitment through promotion and bonuses - its the only way and staff appreciate it
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:04:27 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: VD's got his faults, but I think tying him up and shooting him into the sun is a bit harsh. Be funny to watch though :D Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: red macca on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:05:42 i just go to work do my job and go home.im not gonna kiss anyones ass for a promotion if they think im good enough to get promoted they will promote me
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:06:14 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: VD's got his faults, but I think tying him up and shooting him into the sun is a bit harsh. Be funny to watch though :D Not as fun as a good old fassion lynching though. Who's with me? Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:06:46 Quote from: "red macca" i just go to work do my job and go home.im not gonna kiss anyones ass for a promotion if they think im good enough to get promoted they will promote me How can you say that when I know you work fucking hard and long hours. Since when have you been modest? :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: red macca on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:20:59 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" i just go to work do my job and go home.im not gonna kiss anyones ass for a promotion if they think im good enough to get promoted they will promote me How can you say that when I know you work fucking hard and long hours. Since when have you been modest? :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:25:28 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: VD's got his faults, but I think tying him up and shooting him into the sun is a bit harsh. Be funny to watch though :D Not as fun as a good old fassion lynching though. Who's with me? Yeah why not :D Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Piemonte on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:27:00 VD. Grow some balls man and tell your emailing colleague to answer the fucking phone or you are going to throttle him with his phone cable. If you dont say anything it'll never change.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:27:53 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Then you can rub shoulders with the stars :wink: VD's got his faults, but I think tying him up and shooting him into the sun is a bit harsh. Be funny to watch though :D Not as fun as a good old fassion lynching though. Who's with me? Yeah why not :D Right that's two of us. As I always say, "You can't have a good lynching without a mob!" Truer words never spoken much. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:29:48 count me in too, it's been too long since i had a good lynching
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:34:00 Good good, that's 3. Not sure what the official minimum number for a mob is and wikipedia isn't throwing up the answer. Let's say 6. So we need 3 more people.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Piemonte on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:52:25 I'm in. Can we get some hired goons?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:57:20 I know plenty of goons we can use
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 17, 2006, 09:59:06 Quote from: "STFCBird" I know plenty of goons we can use I charge £5,000 per hit - do we have a deal? :twisted: 8) Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: red macca on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:04:21 im in
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:04:29 Quote from: "Sharky" Quote from: "STFCBird" I know plenty of goons we can use I charge £5,000 per hit - do we have a deal? :twisted: 8) I wasn't including you in that Sharky I was being polite, but now you mention it............ :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:14:03 Wahoo, the mob grows. I made a picture, unfortunately my photoshop skills aren't very good.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/lynch.jpg Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:15:35 I think I might have just taken this fun lynching topic to far with that picture.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:16:21 I cant see it :cry:
I hate my work PC - bloody IT guys ruin everything! Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:16:42 :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 10:19:38 The big question is how does his hair stay so wonderful when he's hanging upside down?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 17, 2006, 11:05:08 I'm in for the lynching! Not been to a decent lynching for years...
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 11:06:56 String him up, string him up, string him up
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 17, 2006, 11:08:57 I'll bring my banjo, and I'm sure I have a huge burning cross in the garage...
This is going to be fun! Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Chubbs on Friday, November 17, 2006, 12:13:51 i have thought of another one that annoyes me,
when management, although they are sitting maybe 10ft away from you, feel the need they have to call you to get you to do something, lazy fuckers, same with email Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: pauld on Friday, November 17, 2006, 12:57:13 Quote from: "flammableBen" Good good, that's 3. Not sure what the official minimum number for a mob is and wikipedia isn't throwing up the answer. Let's say 6. So we need 3 more people. Nah, it's gotta be more than that. IIRC, the legal minimum for a riot is 12, so I'd say that's a good starting point for a mob. Six is more of a cafuffle. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 13:51:04 Does that mean your in Paul? I'm loosing count of the DV lynching mob.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 17, 2006, 13:59:55 Are you going to get DV to wear a crown of thorns and make him lug a big wooden cross through the streets?
That would be ace Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 17, 2006, 14:05:04 Quote from: "STFC Village" Are you going to get DV to wear a crown of thorns and make him lug a big wooden cross through the streets? That would be ace we are now! Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 14:08:35 fuck yeah.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 14:28:52 Lets do it now!!!!!!
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 17, 2006, 14:32:53 I'm at work at the moment and my noose is in the wash. Can we make it sunday?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Whits on Friday, November 17, 2006, 14:35:41 i've got the day off, i'll sort it out now
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:07:17 Quote from: "STFC Village" Are you going to get DV to wear a crown of thorns and make him lug a big wooden cross through the streets? That would be ace http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/dvjesus.jpg Distorted so much he's a bit harder to recognise. Looks a bit like something from planet of the apes. Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: Piemonte on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:09:28 Cant Blackcurrant round him up? they work together and make man love dont they?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:16:06 I think making man love before a lynching is the law
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:29:54 He's the only man stupid enough to drive a purple car - he won't be that hard to find.
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:32:17 Does he call it the Blackcurrant mobile?
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: larwood on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:35:52 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" He's the only man stupid enough to drive a purple car - he won't be that hard to find. Thats a bit rich coming from a man who drives a yellow car :wink: Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 17, 2006, 15:52:34 Precisely. That adds even more of a cutting edge to my put-down... :D
Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: DV on Friday, November 17, 2006, 17:09:51 Quote from: "coxernator" Quote from: "DV85" no, I've set myself up as the helpfull, willing, able member of staff who will go that extra mile to make sure things are done. Fingers crossed, thats how the powers that be see it....not your way.... Haha, that'll never happen DV. In my experience, management never look at it that way, and will just abuse your 'good nature' even more. I don't give a shit about management anymore, I do what my Customer wants me to deliver, 'cause at the end of the day, he is at the sharp end. Trust me on this one. Its not the mangement that are taking advantages, no one is really. I just find more people ask me to do some extra work because they know I will get it done and not kick up a fuss about being asked to do it! Today grr...got in at half 8, other person in at 11?! goes for lunch at 12 back at 1:30...at half time I saw im going up to the atrium to do some paper work...its quieter more space and I've been at my desk all day (half 8 till half 2, getting up once to pee) then after my been as the desk all day comment the other person says 'ahaha that work isnt it' and what time did you stroll in today! in at 11 hour and a half for lunch then gone at half 4.....and question me leaving my desk for an hour to do some fucking paper work. and it got cut short because Ops rang and no one else knew how to the fix the issues, despite one of the 3 people into today being a 2.1 core and being on the on call rota ffs :x I'm asking for a pay rise on Monday as for the lynch mob, bring it on you stupid mother fuckers I will kill you all bitches! Title: work colleagues annoying habits Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 17, 2006, 18:15:30 All mouth no trousers :wink:
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