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Good
1.we won
2.3 goals
3.nice football at times
4.the little kid behind me second half seeing what swear words he could get away with before his Dad told him off(Fucking cunt  did it)

Bad
1.Those inflatable things
2.THE TOWNEND WAVING THOSE INFLATABLE THINGS!!!
3.The same little kid hitting me with his infltable thing every 5 minutes.
4.Coming to work after having 7 pints

argh fucking rumble sticks should fuck off and die

I was wondering today if I had a lad would I let him have one of those things(I wouldn't), and would that make me a bit of a bastard(probably).

Still, I'd explain stuff like that has no place in football, then I'd let him drink some of my pint.

Agreed Marc gave me his and I popped them. Novelty wore off after a while!

Those inflatable things pissed me of all the time in the winners.

i finally got my hands on a pair at the final whistle,only to have some bloke and his daughter come up to me and say were did you get those, otherwise can my daughter have those you are a bit old for em really, so i did the gentlemanly thing and said :fu: off there mine.finders keppers

my mate got about 30 of the things! Luckily i didn't have a little kid sat behind me with them!
There was some excitment in the arkells today!! Man got pushed down about 4 rows of seats 8)

  Lucky you....I looked for Birdy, but without success.

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why?how?did he survive?

I got pushed down 3 rows of seats last season. not even a scratch :P

its a bit of a fall if you sit on one of the wings in the naitionwide :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

he was having a go at the carlisle fan in the arkells, but he was there with other swindon fans so i thought it was far enough, anyway this man was having a go at him swearing and stuff, and another man just came over and pushed him down the seats!! All the old people got a bit panicy! But his girlfriend rushed to his side and he just got up and went down the stairs, didn't come back for the second half mind!!

it was  :cry:

was the bloke swindon or carlisle?

i don't understand

a man shouted at another man, then a man pushed the man, then a woman saved the man. but the man didn't come back.


Simple really

yes but was the man who got pushed swindon or carlisle?

im guessing he was a swindon fan.

haha sorry! that wasn't the most clear of stories! the man that got pushed was the angry swindon fan, who had been shouting at the carlisle fan, he was pushed over by another swindon fan 'protecting' the carlisle fan! hope that makes more sense!

Swindon man pushed Swindon man? To save Carlisle man? I thought I understood what you were on about until you posted that bit.

yep, i'll name them to make my story easier to understand, carlisle fan was sat in his seat with a group of swindon fans, angry swindon fan, got angry! and was swearing at the carlisle fan, big nose swindon fan, who had, had nothing to do with any of it, jumped up and pushed the angry swindon fan down the 4 rows of seats.

Nope, still don't get it! Are you officially playing for the scum yet..?

what bit don't you get?! it makes sense to me!
hm? officially playing for the scum? have i missed something here?!

Thought you were on there books?

nope i'm shite at football mate! Even too shit to play for the scum!!  :soapy tit wank:

I'm sure someone on here was signing up to Pox. Obviously not you though!  :?

OK this is how it went.

Mild-mannered fan (MMF) sitting at the end of a row - a bit like Sonic, but Northern, apparently.

Spivvy looking skinny bloke (SLSB) with unlit fag in mouth walks past with woman (I am assuming he was a Swindon fan).  He goes past MMF and then come back up steps and grabs MMF by throat.  MMF sits there and doesn't react particularly - should have nutted him, but that's me speaking as a responsible parent and ex-policeman.

Suddenly angry (Swindon?) fan (AF) emerges from same row as MMF and sets to SLSB.  Pushes him over several rows of seats.  SLSB stands and give abuse at which point AF descends steps and grabs SLSB by scruff of neck.

I think an off duty cop flashed his warrant card and calmed things down abit.

10 minutes later head steward arrives, just in time  :roll:

No sign of SLSB in second half.

Lost interest at this point so carried on with a rather fine smoked-bacon sandwich.  

Now, is that any clearer.

yes officer, thanks  :D

surprised i missed that seeing as i was in the middle right at the back of the arkells.

MMF. Tee hee.

Agreed, i walked past them people handing them out and looked at them in disgust like they had just asked to shit in my Trainer.

I wasn't there, so i guess that's why you missed out the ugly? :D

The good


1) we won
2) played well at times

The bad

1) Yeovil sits behind me and flicks my ear

Those bloody bloody banger things got on my bloody nerves  :x

 :D We got to our seats and I looked behind me and a little lad was sat down and he looked so much like christian roberts it was unreal.....then when he started talking in a welsh accent I knew it was christians son.Throughout most of the match he was hitting me and everybody elses head around us with those banger things, he did it really hard to my dad and I was sat there crying with laughter because we could'nt stop him.It was so funny.Then a Swindon fan said to him 'which ones your daddy then' and he replied 'my dad is one of the bald ones in the blue shirts'.Ace 8)

Anyway the fact we won and scored 3 goals against a team in the league above us was fabaluss therefore I can not really pick up on any bad points.Its all good in the hood.

Shame. There is a guy who sits in front of me and my dad in the townend all he takes up two seats and blocks my dad view. It fucks off my dad all the time all he does is eat.

Um, Roberts' son thinks we play in blue?  :?

what these bangers u speak of??

:D Those bang together blow up things. I said that because I forgot how to spell inflatible. Don't know if thats right.

Ralph he is quite young! Bless him. He could of been joking, he seemed like a little joker like his father.

Does he drink alot?

Hope Not.

Those things belong in a fuckin circus. altho i did pick up an empty packet for one in the winners at half time, it had instructions for use with a little picture of 2 of them and the word 'BANG'. which i found quite amusing.

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