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Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:30:47
That fucking hurt......

Stepping backwards with bare feet on an upturned plug  :evil:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:32:24
Rolling over in bed in the middle of the night and cracking your elbow on the bedside cabinet :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:33:30
racism.

it makes my fucking blood boil.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:34:28
catching your elbow on the door handle  :evil:

Lets see what else I can hurt before I go to bed  :|


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:35:22
Quote from: "sonic youth"
racism.

it makes my fucking blood boil.


says the token Irish  :wink:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:40:32
Three prancing ponys.....hurts my eyes


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: red macca on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:40:57
Hitting your toe on a table.you allways shout at the fuckin table though dont you


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 22:41:15
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Three prancing ponys.....hurts my eyes



Good. I aim to please.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:42:38
Twisting your ankle.

Burning arm on the oven or iron.

Catching finger in letter box.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:47:37
Herpes


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:49:31
Thrush is worse.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Leggett on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:49:31
rolling over in your sleep, onto your freshly-pierced ear, and waking yourself up rather sharpish.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:51:35
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Thrush is worse.
I thought it was only birds who got that?

*Reaches for coat, calls taxi*


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:56:13
You can catch it off a bird, trust me.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 00:58:58
I think you may have missed the joke.

http://z.about.com/d/birding/1/0/6/Y/0600thrush.jpg

But please, do tell Ralph....


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:01:16
It's a red itching rash on big john and the twins. Very unpleasent.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:02:40
Did you catch it off that Scouse bint?


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:03:39
No. An ex girlfriend from Plymouth.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:06:11
Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:08:05
Wasn't happy no. It's hard to scratch your balls and deliver post at the same time.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:10:52
The postman always scratches twice.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Luci on Friday, November 10, 2006, 04:32:06
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 10, 2006, 09:15:42
Mouth ulcers :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, November 10, 2006, 09:25:47
Old men that whistle in bookmakers or post offices.

They do that really annoying wobbly whistle of a tune that no-one knows and you just want to pull off their bigs floppy ears and throw them at them.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: BrightonRed on Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:27:43
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: santini on Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:38:23
STFC Bart


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:40:01
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Go and by some anbesol liquid to put on it.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 10, 2006, 14:12:15
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Maybe you just like the pain? - my advice  :arrow: stab yourself in the eye to see if you like that too!  :stupid:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 10, 2006, 21:52:26
2 huge coleslaws, one on each lip :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 10, 2006, 23:47:27
The NHS


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 10, 2006, 23:55:06
Quote from: "swindon town dave"
2 huge coleslaws, one on each lip :x


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think you mean Cold Sores


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: millom red on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 03:05:33
Meals on wheels being late :old:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: jim on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 08:00:32
a Berlin


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: herthab on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 08:08:02
Quote from: "jim"
a Berlin


a Berlin what?


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: jim on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 10:49:47
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "jim"
a Berlin


a Berlin what?


I thought if anyone would get it, you would.

"That fucking hurt...... "

a Berlin  8)