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Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:47:35
That fucking hurt......

Stepping backwards with bare feet on an upturned plug  :evil:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:49:12
Rolling over in bed in the middle of the night and cracking your elbow on the bedside cabinet :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:50:18
racism.

it makes my fucking blood boil.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:51:16
catching your elbow on the door handle  :evil:

Lets see what else I can hurt before I go to bed  :|


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:52:10
Quote from: "sonic youth"
racism.

it makes my fucking blood boil.


says the token Irish  :wink:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:57:20
Three prancing ponys.....hurts my eyes


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: red macca on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:57:45
Hitting your toe on a table.you allways shout at the fuckin table though dont you


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 23:58:03
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Three prancing ponys.....hurts my eyes



Good. I aim to please.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:59:26
Twisting your ankle.

Burning arm on the oven or iron.

Catching finger in letter box.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:04:25
Herpes


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:06:19
Thrush is worse.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Leggett on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:06:19
rolling over in your sleep, onto your freshly-pierced ear, and waking yourself up rather sharpish.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:08:23
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Thrush is worse.
I thought it was only birds who got that?

*Reaches for coat, calls taxi*


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:13:01
You can catch it off a bird, trust me.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:15:46
I think you may have missed the joke.

http://z.about.com/d/birding/1/0/6/Y/0600thrush.jpg

But please, do tell Ralph....


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:18:04
It's a red itching rash on big john and the twins. Very unpleasent.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:19:28
Did you catch it off that Scouse bint?


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:20:27
No. An ex girlfriend from Plymouth.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:22:59
Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:24:53
Wasn't happy no. It's hard to scratch your balls and deliver post at the same time.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 10, 2006, 02:27:40
The postman always scratches twice.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Luci on Friday, November 10, 2006, 05:48:54
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 10, 2006, 10:32:30
Mouth ulcers :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, November 10, 2006, 10:42:35
Old men that whistle in bookmakers or post offices.

They do that really annoying wobbly whistle of a tune that no-one knows and you just want to pull off their bigs floppy ears and throw them at them.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: BrightonRed on Friday, November 10, 2006, 14:44:31
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: santini on Friday, November 10, 2006, 14:55:11
STFC Bart


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 10, 2006, 14:56:49
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Go and by some anbesol liquid to put on it.


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Sharky on Friday, November 10, 2006, 15:29:03
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Mouth ulcers :x


Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum.

But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue.


Maybe you just like the pain? - my advice  :arrow: stab yourself in the eye to see if you like that too!  :stupid:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 10, 2006, 23:09:14
2 huge coleslaws, one on each lip :x


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 01:04:15
The NHS


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 01:11:54
Quote from: "swindon town dave"
2 huge coleslaws, one on each lip :x


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think you mean Cold Sores


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: millom red on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 04:22:21
Meals on wheels being late :old:


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: jim on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 09:17:20
a Berlin


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: herthab on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 09:24:50
Quote from: "jim"
a Berlin


a Berlin what?


Title: Annoying things.......
Post by: jim on Saturday, November 11, 2006, 12:06:35
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "jim"
a Berlin


a Berlin what?


I thought if anyone would get it, you would.

"That fucking hurt...... "

a Berlin  8)