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Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:22:59
Before Diamandis/Newbury buggar all this up?


Title: How long
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:24:01
Hi Bart  :D


Title: How long
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:24:06
FFS !!!!

 :evil:


Title: How long
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:24:35
alright lifetime how go's


Title: How long
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:25:39
can we  not all be happy and get along for one day? come on bart, you know you want to be positive for once. Are you happy we got sturrock?

peace and love dudes


Title: How long
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:25:51
*groan*


Title: Re: How long
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:26:40
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Before Diamandis/Newbury buggar all this up?
:twak:


Title: How long
Post by: juddie on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:27:06
un-be-lievable.


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:28:10
Bart is ace :D


Title: Re: How long
Post by: magic8ball on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:29:02
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Before Diamandis/Newbury buggar all this up?


I give it a week.


Title: How long
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:30:10
A fortnight.


Title: How long
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:30:24
remember mock Bart at your peril .. hes usually right! :wink:


Title: How long
Post by: Frigby Daser on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:31:21
Bart reaches for the prozac....

Bart wouldn't be happy if he was sat watching Town beat Oxford in the FA Cup Final with Charlize Theron whispering in his ear that he was going to get some as soon as she could get him home


Title: How long
Post by: DerbyRed on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:35:49
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Bart reaches for the prozac....

Bart wouldn't be happy if he was sat watching Town beat Oxford in the FA Cup Final with Charlize Theron whispering in his ear that he was going to get some as soon as she could get him home


I definitely wouldn't be happy with that because it would mean Oxford had reached the cup final!!!  :mrgreen:


Title: How long
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:45:50
Quote from: "DerbyRed"
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Bart reaches for the prozac....

Bart wouldn't be happy if he was sat watching Town beat Oxford in the FA Cup Final with Charlize Theron whispering in his ear that he was going to get some as soon as she could get him home


I definitely wouldn't be happy with that because it would mean Oxford had reached the cup final!!!  :mrgreen:


But i would be happy with Charlize Theron whispering in my ear. :mrgreen:


Title: How long
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:46:42
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "DerbyRed"
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Bart reaches for the prozac....

Bart wouldn't be happy if he was sat watching Town beat Oxford in the FA Cup Final with Charlize Theron whispering in his ear that he was going to get some as soon as she could get him home


I definitely wouldn't be happy with that because it would mean Oxford had reached the cup final!!!  :mrgreen:


But i would be happy with Charlize Theron whispering in my ear. :mrgreen:


She'd be whispering "Ultra, you're a cunt" though  :mrgreen:

sorry :D


Title: How long
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:48:09
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "DerbyRed"
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Bart reaches for the prozac....

Bart wouldn't be happy if he was sat watching Town beat Oxford in the FA Cup Final with Charlize Theron whispering in his ear that he was going to get some as soon as she could get him home


I definitely wouldn't be happy with that because it would mean Oxford had reached the cup final!!!  :mrgreen:


But i would be happy with Charlize Theron whispering in my ear. :mrgreen:


She'd be whispering "Ultra, you're a cunt" though  :mrgreen:

sorry :D


Why Piemonte  :evil:  :evil:


Title: How long
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:49:55
Come on, I said sorry - it was funny :)


Title: How long
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 14:54:23
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Come on, I said sorry - it was funny :)


yeah alright.


Title: Re: How long
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 17:56:07
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Before Diamandis/Newbury buggar all this up?


Depends how long it is until sturrock finds out about STFC and Diamandis/newbury... Anyway, here is what i know.

Diamandis and "friends" are pulling around £14m pa out of the club as a dividend of shares held.

They currently put this money into a low interest numbered account in the Cayman Islands.

I have traced this account, through their poor laundry methods, to a company in Newbury.

The directors of this company in Newbury, telegraphicly transfer somewhere around £1m per month directly into a Colombian bank account in the name of Miguel D'iamadisi.

Mr D'iamandisi pays this money into an acount in the name of Attila the Dunwoody.

Attila the Dunwoody, as far as i can tell, does not exist. She does however indirectly own 90% of poppy fields within Colombia and is "believed" to be turning profits of around £600m per annum.

Attila pays around 50% of this to Miguel D'iamandisi who appears to pay the entirety of this to the columbian goverment.

Miguel and Attila have diversified into child prostitution in cambodia, supplemented with people smuggling.

Some of the people they steal are flown to Columbia where new identities are given to them.

They spend a few weeks picking poppies and get involved in opium production as a down payment for the service D'iamandisi and Attila provide.

These enslaved people then travel to the UK as mules each smuggling around 300 Kilos of Opium.

On arrival in the UK, they will process opium for heroin and become heavily embroiled in the largest UK sex/drug racket.

Profits generated are then fed into an austrian bank account where it travels to Greece, then onto Newbury, through several high interest bonds, then back into the Cayman islands to start the whole thing again.

I have proof (i can't tell you from who, but you know me, i always sometimes tell the truth) and this is all connected to diamandis. I know that eventually Sturrock will catch wind of this...


Title: How long
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:02:52
Apparently, they also have strong links with Al Queda, The Taliban, The Real IRA, The Red Brigade and, probably worst of all, The Countryside Alliance.


Title: How long
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:06:35
Quote from: "herthab"
Apparently, they also have strong links with Al Queda, The Taliban, The Real IRA, The Red Brigade and, probably worst of all, The Countryside Alliance.


You forgot the Nazi's, Communists and Marco Materazzi.

Easy mistake to make.


Title: How long
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:08:52
Bart. give it a rest mate Sturrock is here for a while yet. and there is no Bill Power for Diamandis and Co to argue with


Title: How long
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:15:52
Its a bit scary our Board actually making a decent appointment.

   Well when I say Board obviously not Carson, as he said in the BBC interview he only knew who the manager was listening to the radio on  the way into Swindon.

  Also 4 years and Sturrock's own back room staff hints at stability.

   Is it possible that SSW has stirred himself and pulled rank rather than leaving it to Mickey D......?


Title: How long
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:17:56
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Its a bit scary our Board actually making a decent appointment.

   Well when I say Board obviously not Carson, as he said in the BBC interview he only knew who the manager was listening to the radio on  the way into Swindon.

  Also 4 years and Sturrock's own back room staff hints at stability.

   Is it possible that SSW has stirred himself and pulled rank rather than leaving it to Mickey D......?


I heartilly congratulate him Reg

It was SSW who insisted on an experienced manager

Great work !


Title: How long
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 18:19:13
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Come on, I said sorry - it was funny :)


 :D


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 21:00:07
Dont think this board will be in charge too much longer anyway chaps- If Mike W comments on myonly swindon are anything to go by!!


Title: How long
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 21:13:25
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Dont think this board will be in charge too much longer anyway chaps- If Mike W comments on myonly swindon are anything to go by!!


What does he say? I couldn't find them.


Title: How long
Post by: DV on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 21:22:42
sturrock will be here for the next 10 years  8)


Title: How long
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 21:24:21
Quote from: "DV85"
sturrock will be here for the next 10 years  8)


No no no, Sturrock will be the new Alex Ferguson, he'll be here at least 20 years and take us to Premiership and European glory  8)


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:00:14
Taken from my only Swindon

For those concerned that any Consortium plans will disrupt or damage the onward march of the Mighty Reds please be assured that they will not. Furthermore I pay tribute to SSW and James for this excellent appointment. I urge all fans to go on Saturday and show Luggy and the boys why we are the best in the West!
I hope to have more good news in the future to add even greater impetus to the renewal of STFC.

You Redssssssssssssss

Mike


Title: How long
Post by: DV on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:02:49
that doesnt indicate anything in the slightest?


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:04:42
Something is afoot. We will all find out in due course, but personally i would not be suprised to see Power back within a few weeks


Title: How long
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:08:50
I like this Bartholomew bloke.


Title: How long
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:10:36
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Something is afoot. We will all find out in due course, but personally i would not be suprised to see Power back within a few weeks


 :jaw2: Bart in positivity shocker!


Title: How long
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 22:43:50
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Something is afoot. We will all find out in due course, but personally i would not be suprised to see Power back within a few weeks


I would just love it if you were right!


Title: How long
Post by: millom red on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 02:34:48
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Something is afoot. We will all find out in due course, but personally i would not be suprised to see Power back within a few weeks


Bart, you've got more chance of banging Paris Hilton than Bill coming back to work with the Newbury set!

Millom


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 09:24:49
Who says the Newbury set will be hanging around?


Title: How long
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 10:40:01
thought powers health wasn't to great?well thats what we were told anyway


Title: How long
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 10:41:20
ooooh barts taken his happy pills :D


Title: How long
Post by: Frigby Daser on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 10:55:48
If that came from someone like PaulD I'd be excited. Sturrock and Power - my god, are we getting greedy?


Title: How long
Post by: STFC Bart on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 10:59:11
Whilst there is no doubt  that Powers health was seriously impacted by the crash (as naturally anyones wouldbe) this was only a small factor in his withdrawal ffrom STFC


Title: How long
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 11:08:01
Quote from: "STFC Bart"
Whilst there is no doubt  that Powers health was seriously impacted by the crash (as naturally anyones wouldbe) this was only a small factor in his withdrawal ffrom STFC


what we were lied to?no never they wouldn't do that to us paying fans :wink:


Title: How long
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 11:44:29
hmmmm, I would love to believe this, and Bart has proven right about many things recently...

this club is like a really bad soap opera, I FUCKING love it!!!!

ps, Bart are you actually a board member? or SSW? or Devlin or Power?

he's someone in the know


Title: How long
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 11:53:55
:D BART OUT!


Title: How long
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 11:54:07
I don't quite know how to prove i'm not Mark Devlin
but i would like to say for the record that i am not him.
I'm much younger and a lot better looking :o)
I am a Swindon fan, and an inquisitive little sod when i get the bit between my teeth !! I'm just p'eed off at the goings on at the club and the way that incompetence/contradiction seems to flow from the board. I may seem pro BP/MD but in my mind they both bought a fresh new chapter,organization & improved communication to the club. Who knows what may have happened if the plane had landed but the accident happened and Mark will now suffer through Bill pulling out and I think some new posters such as Kenward will now start muck spreading to make Mark look more of a 'bad guy' to make the boards actions more justifiable. Sad really.

For the good of STFC :old: