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In my final year at uni now so looking at applying for some kind of grad job.  Trouble is all the application forms are full of crap questions like;

Describe your greatest achievement(s) to date (at work/education/personal),

Looking ahead, describe what you want to achieve within your career and explain how you plan to accomplish this

Why do you wish to work for the Atomic Weapons Establishment?

Anyone got decent answers that they could lend me for these types of questions?

Cheers

"Why do you wish to work for the Atomic Weapons Establishment? "

Coz I want to sell the secrets to Al Quada terrorists for big bucks and a palace in Afghanistan! :mrgreen:

number 1.

that you managed to get any kind of education at all living in Moss Side.

number 2.

to help build a massive bomb used to kill people.

number 3.

so you can build a massive bomb that will kill people.

easy.

1. I got out of bed to get to this fuckin interview did'nt i you fuck wit! What more do you want for fuck's sake! That's a fuckin massive acheivement for me!

2. To do jack shit for as much mulla that you care to throw my way numbnut's and to shag as many female employee's(and your missus at the christmas party) as is humanly possible without getting the clap......again!

3. Is this the Atomic weapons establishment? Fuck me! I thought i was at McDonalds for fucks sake! That's where graduates with sociology degrees end up these days isn't it?

 :wink:

Millom

I've just been sent an application form they want me to fill out for my new job I start on the 1st. Bloody Oxfordshire council for ya! Give you the job first then make you fill out the application form!  :?