Thetownend.com

80% => The Nevillew General Discussion Forum => Topic started by: walrus on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:44:16



Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: walrus on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:44:16
Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday.  Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy.  Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion.  I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out.  I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in.  The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.

I will never drive fast again.  Or listen to bad nu-metal music.   :|


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:48:43
Well done.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: walrus on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:53:27
I wasn't bragging...  it was a fucking stupid thing to do.  I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady!   :D  ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits.  I think driving when in a good mood should be banned.   :|

Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:56:27
I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.

I did it at Silverstone though!


Title: Re: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Panda Paws on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:57:32
Quote from: "Walrus"
Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday.  Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy.  Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion.  I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out.  I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in.  The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.

I will never drive fast again.  Or listen to bad nu-metal music.   :|


You almost copped it about 2 mins from my house!


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Luci on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:04:33
Quote from: "Walrus"
I wasn't bragging...  it was a fucking stupid thing to do.  I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady!   :D  ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits.  I think driving when in a good mood should be banned.   :|

Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car.


You nearly ran us over with a big grin on your face!!!!!!!!  :shock:  Enough said!


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:06:37
well done sir, your inferior driving skills mixed with shitty music taste and also a complete disregard of other peoples safety makes you a ruddy winner.

http://www.forteachersonly.com/images/productimages/standard/357.gif

one of these will be winging its way to you asap.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:07:34
i spun my clio about 540 degrees on the a420 last year, properly scary.

unlike you, i wasn't driving like a twat  :D


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:58:40
i dont think i could spin the sunny, it has trouble moving, let alone trouble with traction...


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Bennett on Monday, November 6, 2006, 01:00:39
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.



ralph is gay


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, November 6, 2006, 08:37:09
Quote from: "bennett"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I've lost my back end virginity before you, sends a shiver down your spine.



ralph is gay


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:08:33
Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: walrus on Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:27:17
Quote from: "Princess"
Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum.


I swore at a darkie and punched a fag too...


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Leggett on Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:38:38
oh princess, just wait for the PM from Fatbury...


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:42:01
Why? Is he some kind of stalker or something?


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, November 6, 2006, 12:13:45
yes


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: walrus on Monday, November 6, 2006, 15:15:57
Quote from: "Piemonte"
yes



Yeh but you still would...   :|


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, November 6, 2006, 15:24:10
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
yes



Yeh but you still would...   :|


Fatburys not my type love :kisskiss:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:08:51
Who is Ralphy?  I just got a PM from him  :shock:  is he Fatbury in disguise?


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:10:45
Ralphy loves 2 things in life. 1 of them is his car...


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:13:09
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Ralphy loves 2 things in life. 1 of them is his car...


Nothing worse than a man thinking more of his car than his lady.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:15:04
Quote from: "Princess"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Ralphy loves 2 things in life. 1 of them is his car...


Nothing worse than a man thinking more of his car than his lady.


The other is his dad  :shock: *






* allegedly


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:17:46
I am a little bit scared now, maybe signing up for this forum was a mistake.  :(


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:21:37
I only jest.

Ralphy seems a lovely lad, I'm sure loads of forumers will come on here and vouch for him.

He does have a rather unhealthy relationship with his Honda Civic, but hey, each to their own. At least he isn't out happy slapping or something!

 :D


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 12:07:39
the word your a cunt comes to mind. Would'nt have been so funny if you had killed a little kid. There is a speed limt for a reason.

If you want I can email some pictures of what happens when iodts like you get it wrong and end up killing people. If anyone on here ever had to deal with the aftermarft of speeding you would never speed again turst me.


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 12:09:16
How exactly do you "turst" someone?

I'm not sure I want to get involved...


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 12:11:40
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
How exactly do you "turst" someone?

I'm not sure I want to get involved...


Please don't make me explain it to you  :|  :wink:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 13:34:27
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 14:35:03
Quote from: "Princess"
Who is Ralphy?  I just got a PM from him  :shock:  is he Fatbury in disguise?


I now know this is another tef clown!

I have not sent Princess any PM'S !  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Princess on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 14:39:33
You are such a liar, that is why I have received this, amongst others  :evil:

Quote from: "Ralphy"

Dear Princess,

Is it true that you take it up the arse?

I am a Postman and I love to empty my sacks anywhere


 :shock:  :shock:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 14:41:29
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Been a Dickhead
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 9, 2006, 14:42:15
I suspect Yeovil or Sonic!