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Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Dazzza on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:32:19 Small children ahoy ahoy round mine tonight and already the copper jar is running very low, in fact I've not even bothered with the last couple of visitors.
Not even the 31st yet either, bloody cheek. Don't mind the young ones that make the effort but when you have 12/13 year olds just wearing a plastic witches hat that cost a quid from the newagents it takes the piss Anyone else had any of the little toerags round yet? Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:35:48 Throw eggs at the fuckers
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:35:53 When you could get away with givin' em a stale custard cream it was ok, now the little fuckers want cash or they torch your car. With this is mind I am glad I am out playing snooker tomorrow night.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Dazzza on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:40:06 I was tempted to just buy a load of sweets and dish those out but there's just something unsavory about giving sweets to strange small children.
Paying them to dress up really isn't much better I suppose. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:43:40 That's why I think it's better to go out and avoid it altogether. Perhaps they might appreciate my tesco sport for school vouchers or some nice healthy celery? I don't want to contribute to child obesity.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: DMR on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:47:53 None here tonight. Mind you, I think it's a dying art, for want of a better term.
Used to be shit loads of kids around here doing TOT but hardly any these days. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: stfc_carver on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:49:53 i got fed up with this last year and i ended up telling one group of children to fuck off in no uncertain terms. however, one of their mothers was standing round the corner making sure they were alright. she was less than impressed and gave me a right bollocking. very amusing
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: DMR on Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:52:41 halloween nights in the pubs/clubs are shit too, what a waste of time
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: manc red on Monday, October 30, 2006, 22:06:59 halloween is totally over rated, far to american for my liking now a days
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, October 30, 2006, 22:08:41 open the door in your pants and invite them in, that normally does the trick.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 08:53:38 Films are now movies
Biscuits are now cookies Flats are now apartments School discos became school proms Apple bobbing turned into 'trick or treat' FUCK OFF! I love America but I want it to stay in it's rightful place - 3000 miles away. I DON'T WANT IT ON MY DOOR STEP!!! Thankyou. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: janaage on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 09:01:55 Good shout OST.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 09:27:11 Will be in the back room with all the lights at the front of the house off. Just ignore the fuckers and they will go away. :mrgreen:
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:39:05 I'm ready to take the fuckers on.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:41:47 I'm not going to be amused if they interupt my Barca v Chesea watching :x
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:53:13 8) I went to a halloween party dressed as a black cat last night. I was so Pished that I came home without my tale and one ear. I think I may of got in a fight with another cat.
I love halloween. The kids that come to the door are funny. I don't mind the cute little ones that have their parents waiting at the bottom of the path. Its just the noisey Feckers that come to the door with just a mask on and expect stuff. We usually close the door on them or just don't answer :D Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:54:23 i hate Halloween. i won't be answering the door tonight :twisted:
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 11:12:06 Halloween is shit.
this year we've taken the battery out of the door bell so we can't hear anyone at the door. I'll be sat nicely on my sofa with stella watching Barc v Chelski Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 11:19:17 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Halloween is shit. this year we've taken the battery out of the door bell so we can't hear anyone at the door. I'll be sat nicely on my sofa with stella watching Barc v Chelski good idea. i think i'll follow suit Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 12:19:28 I normally go to the door with my shot gun broken over my arm ,that gives them the message.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 12:33:46 It would be ok if they played a trick on you if you tell them to go away but they dont its just begging.If I were to hand random sweets out to kids any other time of the year I would get arrested.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 12:35:53 Quote from: "Piemonte" I'm not going to be amused if they interupt my Barca v Chesea watching :x Nor will I. I won't be happy. I have some eggs ready. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 15:43:41 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" It would be ok if they played a trick on you if you tell them to go away but they dont its just begging.If I were to hand random sweets out to kids any other time of the year I would get arrested. So your saying this is the day peados get their chance. True Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 15:44:53 I fancy a nice treat
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 15:45:22 Sorry, I don't know what came over me then :oops:
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 15:57:43 Quote from: "STFCBird" Sorry, I don't know who came over me then :oops: poxfordshire council bukkake party :beers: Ralphy will be happy Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 16:01:10 How did you find out about it?? :o
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 16:52:02 Can someone please tell me the relation between halloween and F*cking Playboy bunnys? I'd like to ask the little slags walking round here dressed up as them that question.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 18:08:45 I just showed some little girls my sweeties.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 19:28:55 Haven't had any yet, but if I do I'll declare myself the 'healthy alternative house'. I've got a load of oranges that need eating.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 19:45:13 I've had 3 loads. All young ladies. Only got 2 packets of smarties left.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 21:57:44 8) I pretended I was going to squirt salad cream at one lad and he ran away.
Did'nt get many. Quite gutted. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 22:02:35 we had none.
hooray! Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 22:05:20 None here either. Sticking a picture of Fatbury on the front door seems to have worked a treat.
Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 22:13:47 Quote from: "Sussex Red" None here either. Sticking a picture of Fatbury on the front door seems to have worked a treat. Think you could get done for child abuse for that. Quote Child Abuse Act (1998) ... Section 3: Attempting to show fatbury related material to a minor.. Title: Trick or Treat? Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, November 1, 2006, 10:14:08 None here aswell. I nicked some of the sweets.
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