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Were there any incidents with the lincoln fans after the game, because unfortunaly i didnt have to walk past the away coaches because i would have enjoyed that  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

yea, mex knifed some gran in the throat, bennett stamped on a baby's head, i garotted some teenage girl and hung her from the rafters of the arkells, sonic set fire to (and then pissed on) some kid, chubbs flailed his arms around and beheaded a few of the fuckers, blackcurrant exposed his penis to some girls and then stabbed them in the eye with a swiss army knife, whits kicked some married couple to death. fucking lincoln fans

mex's dad recorded it all on his phone, we're gonna release it as a DVD and everything

then we ate some lincolnshire sausages as a come down.

I saw a geezer behind the Town end before the game who had been in a scrap up in the town centre. Bloody nose and a cut eye. Apparantly it happend up by the Wyvern bandstand. He was being questioned by the ecilop's when i saw him.

Millom

  He'd probably been set upon by the chav gangs that roam that corner of town.....its a bit like Diamond Dogs along there.

Do you mean the skater dudes Reg? I thought they had all been shipped off under dispersal orders and they have that high pitched siren thing that only yoof can hear.

Millom

that fucking siren does my head in, bastards

 The skaters were probably OK, its the rejects from the education system, that lurk along there.....its handy for outside the Courts, where they can meet the real bad boys.

First time we've seen the choppers out in a while! so long as you don't get punched, don't mind te air of aggro that was about yesterday.

got to say though, the amount of little shits in the TE singing 'You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in'....who would've been the first to run 100 miles faster than Carl Lewis away from a punch up was funny.

Thats not to say i wouldn't scarper....not why I go to footie, but then I wasn't singing it

Do you guys mean the high pitched siren where the doughnut stand is? Outside the Brunel (Near Iceland) Or have i got it totally wrong?
Well if im talking about a totally different place, that siren outside Iceland (Next to the statue) is f ing horrible!

 I'm talking about the bit of space outside the Wyvern.....SBC regard it as their Civic Centre.....the fact that it contains a closed theatre, a closed post office and a graffiti covered and vandalised thing,  which Her Majesty the Queen graced..just about sums up our council....that it is no more than about 400metres from the nest of vipers that purport to run our town, just rubs it in.

  I thought the Brunel statue had piped classical music in it to deter yoof.

It did at one stage, but it didnt work. Now theyve installed a high pitched siren, which the 'yoof' can only hear (Supposidly). But yeah, it's a horrible noise. I guess it works though, as you don't see many kids pissing about around there now.

You learn something everyday....at what age do you stop hearing it ?

http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/9543271/index.php?trackid=564523&zanpid=3865386C1219362445

Listen above

 I'll give it a miss thanks Dazz.....suffice to say, my days of being a yoof are long gone.

Anyone not hear it?  

Dirty thirty is abou the cut off point.  Got to admire the kids using it as a ringtone so the teachers can't hear their mobiles in school!   :D

9 quid a week to get the ringtone !

You are joking right?

People at school seem to come up with great ringtones at school like cough sounds or whatever and teachers never seem to catch on. The high pitch one is also a classic!

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=14031&in_page_id=2



That's comedy gold.

 
You wanna go steady moonraker, you'll end up on the sex offenders register :-))(

 :soapy tit wank:

Millom

christ, I cant hear it. :cry:  thats it, im gonna top myself. Im getting old :old:

That wasn't pleasant  :x

At the age of 19, apparently

That means about 90% of this forum are  :old:  then....ha ha.

I can hear it and I'm 22. Crazy days.

 You just imagined that FB...face it , its downhill after 19.

What a load of horse arse.

I can hear it. I am 31

The best secret ringtone is called "SILENT"  :-))(  Even superman can't hear that.

They should just play killwhitneydead, that should clear the area a bit sharpish.

vibrate :shock:

you'd attract the likes of leggett, phil!!! and bennett instead.

Erm I can hear it as well.. I think somethings wrong here. :D