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Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:16:26 ...is the way I described how I ended up yesterday. It's also the way they should cook kebabs. That would be ace. Battered kebab!!!!
Either pauld tricked me into signing up for the army and I'm off to iraq in a few days or I joined the trust. If it's the former then I have to say he's a cunt. If it's the latter then I have to say he's a cunt. I don't think I'll go to the next game. Swindon seem to like to loose 1-0 when I go. Fatbury told me that his great-grandfather was a russian jewish ballet dancer. Fatters is ace and I feel that he's been a bit hard done by in recent days; Sonic should be banned for a few days for constantly locking threads. Cunting cunt cunt. Fuck knows where this topic is going. The sunday morning still slightly drunken ramblings of Ben would be a good title but it's a bit long. I might as well put the whole thing in the title bar and that wouldn't make any sense. my days. Title: Re: Fucking Battered... Post by: pauld on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:33:29 Quote from: "flammableBen" Either pauld tricked me into signing up for the army and I'm off to iraq in a few days Silence in the ranks private flammable - you've got a kitbag to pack! :twisted: Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 13:22:07 I feel a bit worse for wear today and I didn't drink too much last night, although obviously the punch was deceptively strong (we did add a couple of bottles of vodka when nobody was looking though).
Sorry to all those I didn't speak to in the Merlin, the townend corner looked a bit busy though, and me and my mate needed somewhere to perch our pints on. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 14:24:53 why did you phone me last night ben?
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: larwood on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 18:48:24 Sorry for being a bit of a misery on Saturday Ben :( what can i say,i'm a Morrissey fan for Christs sake :)
I cheered up whilst stalking Spacey all the way to the train station after the game though :wink: Haribo sweets indeed :shock: Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 01:36:08 Quote from: "sonic youth" why did you phone me last night ben? Did I? Fuck knows. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:20:23 Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired.
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:22:18 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired. Tessa Sanderson? Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:29:46 ...and innaccurate then.
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:56:10 Fatima Whitbread...
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 30, 2006, 11:55:43 I have only just recovered from saturday night.
Wasted. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:03:53 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Fatima Whitbread... Not sure Fatima was exactly black....think she was more your Turko- Greek Cypriot peeps. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:11:20 http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/fatandtess.gif
Blask-ish... Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:19:26 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired. You're making stuff up now. Probably. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:22:29 Not at all. You openly blamed Comic Relief for the lack of talented African javelin-ers... :D
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:23:36 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Not at all. You openly blamed Comic Relief for the lack of talented African javelin-ers... :D Fair shout. I may have a point there. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: STFCBird on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:32:01 Benjamin, how many times did you put your foot in it on Saturday? :wink:
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:33:23 Birdy, i'm disappointed i missed you, Sussex and Larwood walking into the winners.
Was just leaving with the old man, he wanted to know who you all were. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: STFCBird on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:35:46 Quote from: "Ralphy" Birdy, i'm disappointed i missed you, Sussex and Larwood walking into the winners. Was just leaving with the old man, he wanted to know who you all were. It was probably a good job we didn't meet your dad we might of scared him and Sussex might have dribbled on him :o Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:37:36 Quote from: "STFCBird" Benjamin, how many times did you put your foot in it on Saturday? :wink: I wouldn't say putting my foot in it. More like openly winding up fatbury. Apart from that one time when I did nearly put my foot in it. Fatbury is ace. Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: STFCBird on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:45:07 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCBird" Benjamin, how many times did you put your foot in it on Saturday? :wink: I wouldn't say putting my foot in it. More like openly winding up fatbury. Apart from that one time when I did nearly put my foot in it. Fatbury is ace. More than once :D Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: fatbury on Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:56:47 thank u dearest FB .. mutual respect club :cheers:
Title: Fucking Battered... Post by: rudeboydreas on Monday, October 30, 2006, 13:21:38 Quote from: "land_of_bo" http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/fatandtess.gif Is that Gus Poyet? |