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Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:45:51
Walking from the cricket ground to the County Ground there's a large gate  that you have to squeeze by.

Some lard-arsed Lincoln fan was stood at it shouting: "I can't get past this - Someone help me. Fucking Swindon. What a dump."

Who ate all the pies?


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Whits on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:47:11
was that the guy who took up 3 seats on the stratton bank? sumo sumo sumo sumo sumo  :D


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:47:44
Quote from: "Whits"
was that the guy who took up 3 seats on the stratton bank? sumo sumo sumo sumo sumo  :D


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: i saw him!


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: DMR on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:51:36
he was rather impressive. he was in the arkells to start with.

he couldn't get through the turnstile though so he was taken in through the emergency services bit  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Danjackson10 on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 18:14:52
yeah i seen him! he was about 60 stone!


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 19:40:23
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
he was rather impressive. he was in the arkells to start with.

he couldn't get through the turnstile though so he was taken in through the emergency services bit  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Fucking 'ell ... he was one fat mo fo. STOP EATING!


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: lambourn red on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 19:43:16
I read somewhere that Lincoln is the fattest place in Britain :D  seems that the stats are right


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Danjackson10 on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 20:42:12
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/fatlincoln.jpg


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 20:54:05
Class


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 21:02:13
the swindon fan in the arkells is almost as good, get shitty if you ask him to stand up so you can get out, pokes you furiously if you happen to stand up in excitement at the match, and sits on two seats. magical.


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Chubbs on Saturday, October 28, 2006, 23:33:04
i just hope lard ass payed for all 3 seats he was sitting on.

made me look like kate fucking moss (but of the male varierty)


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: rudeboydreas on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:06:24
Quote from: "Chubbs"
i just hope lard ass payed for all 3 seats he was sitting on.


Like there wasn't a mass of spare seats around the stadium!!


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 13:37:40
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/fatlincoln.jpg


that's a remarkably good likeness


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Sade on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 17:43:30
I saw him too! He kind of waddled when he walked  :D  He kept moving throughout the second half. I seen him bent over with his back to everyone aswell  :shock:


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Spud on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 18:53:21
The Lincoln fans chant of "Premiership, you fucked it up!" was the funniest thing yesterday.

Well done Chaps it was only 13 years ago.  :roll:


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: DV on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 22:12:41
did I also hear them chanting 'you're not famous anymore'?


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: Chubbs on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 22:18:09
to which we replied play-offs, you fucked it up


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 23:02:28
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
The Lincoln fans chant of "Premiership, you fucked it up!" was the funniest thing yesterday.

Well done Chaps it was only 13 years ago.  :roll:


northerners are always behind the times


Title: Funniest thing today
Post by: santini on Sunday, October 29, 2006, 23:19:30
Quote from: "sonic youth"
northerners are always behind the times
Always ahead eg
Sunrise Lincoln 0654, Swindon 0656