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making me walk the long way in the rain to fucking tescos

that is all

were you part of that stupid escort Dave?  :soapy tit wank:

 I think they had two groups an escort for the stupid and an escort for the clever.....

  DMR argued long and hard that he should be in the clever group, but they put him in the stupid, which explains his anger.

The copper I spoke to was pleasant enough, he said decent lads like me shouldn't be getting involved with 'things like that' and thanked me for my compliance.

 :shock:

 Your father is in the Mason's then?

I've never heard of the Masons Reg.

Although I imagine it to be something like the Stonecutters.

:wink:

    http://tt.mainstreet.net/ttoutpost/Homer_Simpson_Yeah_Stonecutters.jpg

spacko.

I missed the escort, cut through the Cricket ground then climbed over the fence. There was Police with dogs the other side to stop you trying to get to the Lincoln fans  from that end.

Am I missing something? First Shrewsbury, now this.

Have we got some naughty fans?

not really no.lincoln on the other hand have some very naughty fans

Then I'm very glad our fine, upstanding Police Force managed to keep those nasty men away from me. :mrgreen:

well you want to hope they do next week aswell then i have a horrible gut feeling about next saturday.i am actually very very tempted not to go

Wait till we play Carlisle.

They have a big support and a big firm.

 It should be a Jimmy Glass love in when we play Carlisle.

They never did erect that statue of Jimmy Glass that some of them wanted.  Apparently doesn't have to dip into his pocket too often in Carlisle's drinking establishments, as you'd rightly expect.

maybe he's the key to our keeper problem? :P

 Did'nt the Border City crew have a big ding dong with either Middlesborough or Sunderland in a cup competition last year?

Millom

carlisle wont bother with us, we are fucking miles away, there were some very nasty looking swindon lads in the arkells yesterday, and i would say not just a few, a good 100 or so, i expect there to be more next week, hereford swindon could be pitch battle.

 When the TE piped up with an old school chorus of you're going to get your fucking 'eds kicked in....I thought it contained just the right hint of malice...I was particularly impressed by the two birds near me singing it.

He might be a top bloke, he might have saved Carlisle, but he's a shit keeper  :D

more likely our goal scoring problem!!

awww i think the worst thing about it is you had to sit on your own....are you forming your own firm?

do you have to horrenously middle class to join?

do you need to have an allowance for your henry lloyd stuff?

i'll put a tenner on it that they wont bother.
fair play to swindon on saturday, lincoln couldve turned up and really took the piss.
as for hereford  :o

i've already said, the only one of our lot who went was darv and he was in the VIP bit. my old man was away so i was on my tod for the game but i didn't mind, i quite like it to be honest.  i'd rather that than pretend to be all matey with a load of people off the internet, most of whom don't like me anyway.

didn't mention anything about 'a firm' either ian, just merely pointed out the inconvenience of being marched halfway round swindon in the rain for no apparant reason.

and i wasn't wearing henri lloyd on saturday. i don't think i was anyway. so hush now.

bless. you weren't bothered when you were getting lifts to games last season or when you sat with us in the merlin.you don't have to pretend to be 'ard all the time you know.

(p.s. you were wearing henri lloyd)

:shock:  must have put it on as i felt a bit chilly. oh wait t'other thread...

yeah but then was when there was a few of us having a beer and a good crack. i'd still be up for that but unfortunately alot of people- yourself included- got all stroppy when i went off on one a few times.

like now, i've not slagged anyway off (except the police) but you've taken exception.

that's because you have a tendency towards acting like a total cunt.

i've never suggested anything to the contrary and i don't really see whats upsetting you, i've probably said about 12 words to you this season in person and they've all been perfectly civil

i'll say it one last time, there's plenty of people in person who i get on well with and hopefully they don't think i'm a complete cunt. if they do i'm not overly bothered but i'd rather they didn't. it's the inane rubbish that increasingly takes over on here that winds me up and usually when i deliberately go looking for a reaction someone obliges  :)

Who am i kidding, bennett, your a knob, i know your only pretending to be my friend on this forum and you leggett, i dont know you in real life, i dont want to go to games with you any more.  :cry:

dave_m_russell, can i come to games with you please? they dont like me. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

oh and you were wearing henri lloyd

i'm concerned you take such interest in my attire given i've no idea who you are  :o

I'd never even heard of henri lloyd until just now.

it's ok seb, you can be my friend. dave's too busy being a hooligan to socialise with us forum types. we can stay in the merlin discussing birdy's latest exploits, flammableben's latest comic and stfcbart's latest rant in safety.

it's simple really dave, stop acting like a knobjockey and "givin' it the biggun" (as you would say) and perhaps you might regain your sense of humour

It's what sailors used to wear.

I think I may have owned a smashing HL jacket about 10 years back.

you dont know me, i dont know you, lets keep it that way, inside info just makes me aware of just who you are.

sonic, i would love that, but are you just saying that on this forum, i bet when you get to the pub you gonna bitch about me.

i mean it from the bottom of my heart.

I LOVE MY FORUM FRIENDS :-)

So what are the connotations for wearing it? Is DMR a big gay sailor?

It wouldn't matter what the label was on the downtrodden lardy lad I saw on his own outside the Arkells. Looked like a bag o' shite to me. Hope it didn't cost much. :wink:

Dave's alright really. If he gets 'overenthusiatic' and wants to enjoy a bit of trouble then it's his life. As long as he doesn't bring it round to you I don't see what the problem is

no chance ralphy they will bring no more than a 100 and there wont be no trouble.next week will be a nasty day and the landlord at the merlin is letting away fans in aswell :?

im drinking at the messenger all afternoon then getting a cab about 2.50 then they will be kept in after the game and im fuckin off straight away

Where's this assumption that if you wear an item of clothing with Henri Lloyd written on it, you are automatically trying to be a football hooligan? I know many people that own Henri Lloyd clothing who never attend football, or even have an interest in it. I own a Henri Lloyd Coat and I'm not 'trying' to be a football hooligan.

Nah if you wear Henri Lloyd I just assume you're a cunt  :wink:

They should clearly wear coats with "I'm a fucking football hooligan" on them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/leicestershire/3583900.stm

Not really an assumption but it’s a bit of an old stereotype that folk tend to pick up on.

what, like dave?

no, among a completely different circle of friends

dave is ace, end of.

Agreed, i bought a nice Black HL Jacket from House Of Fraser a few weeks back.

I bought a Harold Lloyd jacket, and now I keep slipping on banana skins and getting stuck in revolving doors.

spacey that made me really fucking laugh.

I thought Henri Lloyd was Princess Di's chauffer. :oops:

Twix Boy wears Henri Lloyd, he's alright, abit of a cunt  :soapy tit wank:  :wink:


I have no beef with anyone on here to be honest, gone are the days of internet brawls for me.

DMR is always civil to me.

I think your find they'll bring quite a few more than 100.

They get very good gates and always travel well.

Who cares how many 'Boys' Carlise or Hereford bring :boring:
Maybe its because i'm a girl,but i can't help but think that football firms are a bit homosexual.

I don't get involved either, just a warning to Mr Russell before he gets himself punched again!

  There could be something in what you say Larwood.....most of those in firms are still virgins and live with their mums.

Or odd old men who like hanging out with the 'youth'

There's something not quite right with the obsession they have with expensive designer clothing either,they are such bitches!

 I'm in no firm.....do you still live with your mum?

im thinking of getting a Pringle handbag does that count?

I do but I'm not in a firm either.

yea but ash is the top boy so i'd watch what your saying.................. otherwise he might "bust a twix in yo ass"

Ash, top boy  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


He was unfit to stand on saturday.

Bloody hell your man will screw larwood when he reads that :D

As for Henri Lloyd its good clthes, reasonable and like the designs.  If I wanted to be a bit Id buy other names.

I love the way this has turned into a debate about clothing  8)

i wear ben sherman and fred perry this makes me cool as fuck and i'm well hard and i'll eat your children.

Don't think you can beat Asda's George myself.

I had a nice Fred Perry polo and my dog chewed it to buggery  :x

I'd kick her around the room if I didn't think she was preggers

tesco is wear it's at twatboy.

I wear whatever's clean at the top of the pile - this makes me a bit scruffy, and a bloke.

It's allright dave. Don't it's possible for you to get a dog pregnant.

i'm sure dave could

He knows my views  :)

Do you write your name on the name tags on your Henri Lloyd clothing Asher?

I agree :) real men shouldn't care about the clothes they wear, its not right i tell thee :old:

I wear Yves St Laurent, Soviet, Teddy Smith and Ben Sherman.

I wouldn't wear Teddy Smith or Ben Sherman if you paid me.

Your gay though.

Teddy Smith make good clothes.

For 14 year olds.

larwood? what you on about? im lost, ive never written my name on any clothes.

I have a nice Teddy Smith shirt thank you very much!

I would wear it to a match but i'm a shirter.

What is it with men and labels?  :-))(

I will go to a match soon not wearing a town shirt!

Alright. I have not done that for around 3 years.

Me neither.

I will wear all labels to piss Birdy off!

Lacoste, YSL and Teddy Smith.

i wear what ever i think looks good.

whether it's a £3 t-shirt from Matalan or a £40 shirt from Next.

i don't care for stupid 'labels' cos 99% of chavs now a days buy all the imatation stuff which ruins it if you ask me.
like Fred Perry, Burbery, Stone Island etc. it's all shit if you ask me

It doesn't piss me off Ralphus, I just don't understand why blokes pay £40 - £60 for a polo shirt just coz of the label. I don't really care to be honest, if thats what you want to spend your money on fine, I like to spend mine on cocaine and cheap hookers.

you can get 3 polo shirts for a tenner in Matalan.
 8)

I saw that when i was in Matalan yesterday.

see me and ultra are fucking cool 8)

yes we are.  8)

 :D  precisely, and they sell fucking ysl in sports soccer. gimp

and they sell donay there

Blokes can probably do it because they buy 1/20th of the amounts of clothes women buy.

If you want the cheap option, you wouldn't buy clothes at all.

I don't buy clothes very often coz I hate shopping, I have just had to fork out £200 on my fucking horse  :evil:

My horse, my horse. My wardrobe for my horse.

Most of my money goes on cigars. Mind you, I still have quite a bit of that £100k left  :D

He needed new shoes, a new coat and a new rack to hang his saddle on  :roll:

Do you smoke Hamlets?

On the Henri Lloyd shirts and trousers i have....ahem... ironed,there has been a little label where you can write your name.I was half tempted to put my blokes name on his seeing as he'd forgotten  :wink: