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Last night I dreamt we beat Lincoln 3-0, on goal in the first half at the Town End and the other two coming in the second half at the Stratton Bank, both of which were scored by Pook. The opener was scored by Ady.

After the game, Ady came down the front of the Arkells to shake hands with fans who were on their way out. The atmosphere was very jolly.

...and Yeovil was drunk.

all bollocks probably except the last line ...

I had a dream that i met Michael Aspel, he was collecting for charity

I dreamt that I was in tesco shopping with my boyfriend, he went to get something from round the corner and came back as fucking Jeremy Beadle  :?  I hate you Sonic  :|

Did he wave?

Well im working so wont be drunk so even that bits wrong.

in a joey stylee. yes  :| he also had feather dusters and was wearing Whit's socks

i dreamt about sex

(spoken)
I awoke in the night with a fever and the sky was the darkest blue and a still voice was calling to me
"your country is needing you" Aye just like that.
and away in the distance i can just make out this ball, coming in from the left,and i'm starting to run,
to run like hell and the voices are getting louder and louder and louder, crying, "Hey big yin, gaun yersel'"
(sung)
I have a dream (we have a dream)
If dreams come true (If dreams come true)
then bonny Scotland (then bonny Scotland)
i will play for you. (we'll play for you)
Now i hope and i pray (we hope and pray)
that if, if i do (that if we do)
Then bonny Scotland we'll play for you
(spoken)
Now the next thing i know, someones gaun and tripped me and i've fallen just inside the box (thats a penalty)
Now ref he loks to his linesman and he's pointing right at the spot! (thats brilliant)
Now John Robertson, who normally takes them, is handing the ball to me (you dont say)
and then i hear ma old lady screamin' blue murder, shes saying, "thats no the ball yer kickin' ya eejit, its me!"
(sung)
I have a dream (we have a dream)
If dreams come true (If dreams come true)
then bonny Scotland (then bonny Scotland)
i will play for you. (we'll play for you)
Now i hope and i pray (we hope and pray)
that if, if i do (that if we do)
Then bonny Scotland we'll play for you

we have a dream,
If dreams come true,
then bonny Scotland,
we'll play for you.
We hope and pray (we hope and pray)
that if we do (that if we do)
Then bonny Scotland we'll play for you.

One of the best World Cup songs ever - and yes we went home after the first round blah blah blah!!!!

I had a dream about Joanie Laurer aka Chyna from wwe. This was with Trish Stratus and Lita.

I had a dream about removing Scotland from England then nuking it

You racist cunt.  What have the lovely Scots ever done to England?

And as for ultra if I dreamt of he/she's I'd keep that to myself.

I Know. But i have seen bits of her sex tape. Good mornin

Fuck you.

You are equally as racist about the english, but thats fine isnt it?

Fucking hell PM, time of the month?  I know I didn't add a wink but thought you'd see through that one.

The fame has gone to his head, methinks. He's such a diva these days...

Steady, Eddie!  I didnt think you were serious for a second and nor was I.

I still think my initial idea was a good one though :mrgreen:

Some one bring some fresh artichokes and freshly squeesed melon juice to my dressing room NOW

*slams door*

Wanker!

what a cunt. I am surprised his head fits through the door for it to shut  :D

Big Ego.

Women want me and men want to be me :dance:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm going to start supporting Leeds. At least their fans have respect  for a man of my brilliance. And they have a manager and chairman of top qulaity moral fibre :|

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Swindon Ultra do you ever say anything that isn't completely useless?

and your post has what use tails?

oh for fucks sake!

Why are you locking every thread sonic baby? xx

:shake:  :fu:  :box:

because everything's descending into horrible nastiness and i just want everyone to get along :(

sorry sonic.