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Title: Not all jokes are funny... Post by: hansgruber on Monday, October 23, 2006, 19:58:36 Just to cheer us up today:
e.g. There's a Rabbi, an Imam and a Priest at the funeral of the local vicar. He was a friend of theirs and had died after a long battle with lukemia. Loads more here: http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html Title: Not all jokes are funny... Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, October 23, 2006, 20:05:20 Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house." The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit." Title: Not all jokes are funny... Post by: Amir on Monday, October 23, 2006, 20:06:25 "A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family." :D Title: Not all jokes are funny... Post by: mr ian on Monday, October 23, 2006, 20:10:13 what do alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common?
they have the same middle name :D Title: Not all jokes are funny... Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, October 23, 2006, 20:11:42 How can you tell when an Essex girl wants sex?
She displays signs of arousal, such as enlargement of the clitoris and swelling of the labia |