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Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: walrus on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:27:58 Fuck I feel like I'm been torn in half from the bottom up, my arse won't stop bleeding, I can't sit down, and I'm due in Pompey in an hour. How the fuck can I drive? My housemates aren't in.... Will someone take a look at my arse? This is absolute agony. It started when I was kickboxing... just randomly.
Suggestions. :| :| :? :? Title: Re: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: red macca on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:29:34 Quote from: "Walrus" Fuck I feel like I'm been torn in half from the bottom up, my arse won't stop bleeding, I can't sit down, and I'm due in Pompey in an hour. How the fuck can I drive? My housemates aren't in.... Will someone take a look at my arse? This is absolute agony. It started when I was kickboxing... just randomly. gay sex is wrongSuggestions. :| :| :? :? Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:38:02 How did you do it Walrus?
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Northern Red on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:38:54 Mirror?
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:47:45 Umm... I'd get up to A&E if i were you.
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:48:36 Did you shuff something up your ass ? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Northern Red on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:51:10 Should've used a twix, not Jammy Dodgers
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 15:51:29 warlus tell us the truth. You stuck a twix up it.
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: BrightonRed on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 16:15:05 Quote Bleeding from the rectum or anus is a serious symptom. The first or most noticable symptom may be bloody stool or bloody diarrhea. The condition may be caused by gastrointestinal bleeding. Any bleeding symptom needs prompt professional medical advice. Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Danjackson10 on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 18:09:00 depends if its coming out your arse, if it is the get yourself to the hospital. like brighton says it could be a GI Bleed which needs medical treatment. I would suggest ringing NHS Direct and seeing what they say but im pretty sure they will tell you to get down to A&E. hope it gets better
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: yeo on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 18:30:44 errrrm.....
hahahahahahahahahaha! wear a nappy? it sounds scarey probably a burst pile though :( Stand over a mirror and have a look.. Oh jeeeez Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, October 21, 2006, 19:02:13 Go to the quacks, hospital, whatever, just don't post any photos.
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 22, 2006, 14:31:24 can i be the first to say:
fucking Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick p.s. hope everything is ok walrus. sort of. Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Sade on Sunday, October 22, 2006, 20:51:12 :shock:
What shocks me more is all the people that clicked this topic to read more....ahem. Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Ginginho on Monday, October 23, 2006, 05:30:57 Quote from: "Sade" :shock: What shocks me more is all the people that clicked this topic to read more....ahem. Morbid curiosity Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: magic8ball on Monday, October 23, 2006, 07:57:21 I like the way that Walrus has been missing since his initial post at 4:27pm on Saturday. For all we know he keeled over due to blood loss.
Hasn't anybody called an ambulance? You people sicken me :wink: Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 12:01:08 Quote My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt What? for three days at a time every month or so? Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 20:01:01 It cleared up by itself.... But my God was it painful. It was bleeding non-stop, and I was farting with hilarious consequences... The smells were enough to clear a room. Fortunately I was in a nightclub for most of the time so I could blame it on other people....
Fuck me that was embarrassing. :| Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 20:01:43 Did you use a tampax on your behind?
Title: My Arse is Bleeding Like a Cunt Post by: strooood on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 11:05:55 ahahahaha bleeding bum murphy. its the cock that does it see boyo.
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