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Title: sneeze
Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:04:24
i've just sneezed 9 times in a short space of time, my nose still feels like its got more to come


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:05:28
i have done that over the last 3 days. It is not nice.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:05:45
And you thought we'd want to know that?

Guess what, I just farted and I think there's a lot more to come. I blame the curry I ate earlier.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:05:50
Apparently a sneeze uses the same muscles as when you have an orgasm...


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:07:05
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Apparently a sneeze uses the same muscles as when you have an orgasm...


You known some quite interesting facts.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:08:01
Yep.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:08:54
you are still board aren't you Ralphy.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:11:32
Very.

I need a woman.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:12:17
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Very.

I need a woman.


So do I.


Title: sneeze
Post by: herthab on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:13:53
You can borrow mine. You'll need a pump and a puncture repair kit though.............


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:14:50
Does she have more chest hair than me?


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:19:08
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Does she have more chest hair than me?


Hope Not.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Northern Red on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:20:26
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Apparently a sneeze uses the same muscles as when you have an orgasm...


So it's sneezabating then....


Title: sneeze
Post by: Scot Munroe on Saturday, October 14, 2006, 21:22:33
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Apparently a sneeze uses the same muscles as when you have an orgasm...


So it's sneezabating then....


Nice One.


Title: sneeze
Post by: SwindonStevo on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 14:11:49
aparantly its a tenth of an orgasm, best not sneeze again.


Title: sneeze
Post by: santini on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 15:45:03
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Apparently a sneeze uses the same muscles as when you have an orgasm...
... and lasts just about as long for you :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 20:06:36
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Very.

I need a woman.


So do I.


Problem solved, shag each other.
Or sneeze all over each other, whatever floats your boat.


Title: sneeze
Post by: Sade on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 21:42:28
:? I heard that a sneeze is a quarter of an orgasm.


Title: sneeze
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 21:50:02
well it didn't do it for me, I'll stare at the light for a few minutes and try again


Title: sneeze
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, October 15, 2006, 22:38:08
I tried inhaling pepper and it still didn't do alot for me.