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Why do people have signatures under their posts? Usually lyrics or quotes from films. The only thing gayer than this is a bunch of gays with ridiculously camp voices singing the theme tune to it ain't half hot mum............while bumming each other in a conga style bum chain

Excessive smiley use should be punishable with community service that involves wearing rubber gloves and pulling poo from constipated pensioners. Okay, something has shocked you, one of  :shock: will do, there's no need for 3 or 4, if you were that shocked you'd be dead. These things :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  are another one.....why use about 7? Have you found something so funny it's made you roll on the floor laughing seven times? No, the fact of the matter is you're a bellend with more spots than brain cells and you eat beans from a can.

Why do people have avatars? I can't explain either.

Yeah, and what about those tossers with 'humourous' pictures under their names? What a bunch of cunty cunt cunts! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think the biggest cunts come from Yeovil. I met Yeovil Red once and he's a cunt so it must be true.

We've got the Wurzels........

Your Mrs is more grumpy Spacey  :D

My signature is fucking ace so fuck you Spacey you fucking old coffin dodging loser prick fuck

And this is easily the greatest aspect about this website:  8)

I'd go as far as to say, he's the  8)  of the emoticon world

 8)

I think when skimming through a thread an avatar helps to identify a forummer. Let's face it if you're looking through a thread and you see an avatar that has Steven Gerrard scoring against West Ham in the cup final you know to ignore it and shout CUNTFACE! at the top of your voice. Obviously if you see a picture of Bruce Campbell then you will read what has been written and think to yourself ' wow, spacey's so fashionable and funny. I wish I was just like him.

I always scroll past the Steven Gerrard.....shame because its possible DMR has something of interest to say...I thought the dude in the avatar was you Spacey.

Come on Reg! having a picture of yourself as your avatar has to be the ultimate in twattishness.

ahem

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I've seen your picture and you look like Princess Di not Fred Elliot

    Surely you can't mean that....Ralphy appears to have a picture of himself in his avatar.

Is that ralphy! I thought it was Lee Peacock holding a chimp.

Chimps are people too. Danny Wallace told us that last night. Although I think he had biased views.

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Is ralphy a chimp?! Do you think if you put an infinate number of ralphys in a room they would eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare?

 If they were bonoboes, they'd just spend their time shagging each other .

I thought that was monkeys and not Ralphys?

fuck off spacey you fucking jew cunt

I'm more like a gorilla than a chimp.

Nice sig, gaylord. Do you ever think maybe it loses it's meaning after you've read it once? Don't get beans down your frock.

I've no idea what you are on about.

Is that Jim Carey as your avatar?

And I'll do what I like with me beans 8)

That's because you are stupid.

No it's not Jim Carey, you are also blind.

this thread is pointless

It's full of lots of excellent points that have enriched many lives in the last 12 hours...but like I say you are stupid.

At least I dont love Jim Carey

That makes two of us.

It's the actor Mel Gibson you supercilious old fart (no smiley)

No, he's a bigger cunt than Jim Carey and Piemonte put together.

that big? :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Spacey, your a grumpy old bugger ain't you  :D

:D  Someones getting old.......  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

Depends if you want to take it seriously or not.

i dont take you seriously and im sure you dont take me seriously either.

add that to your pointless post list

I don't take anything you say seriously old chap  :D

Your grumpy in real life too  :D

Seriously though. The whites contain less fat than the yolks.

In the words of reeves4england:

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That is, without doubt, the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum.

If I was wearing a hat I would take it off to you.