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Title: Posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 21:42:36
so here i am. this is now my 5000th post. i am now a true TEF geek so welcome me with open arms  :beers: still not as geeky as Pieman and his 10,000 plus posts though  :wink:


Title: Posts
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 21:43:19
And they've all been shit.


Title: Posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 21:45:01
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
And they've all been shit.


indeed  8) just imagine the amount of shit i have already posted and then imagine the amount when it gets to 10,000. on second thoughts i might do a SY and stop at 9,999 to prevent myself from becoming a complete geek


Title: Posts
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 21:49:29
If its all the same Rich, I'd rather imagine something altogether more  pleasant than a pile of shit....

 Yep got something...needless to say it involves a bird.


Title: Posts
Post by: DV on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 21:57:52
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD  8)

http://www.iz-us.com/images/milhouse.gif


Title: Posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 22:03:38
:D


Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 22:40:29
Quote from: "Rich"
so here i am. this is now my 5000th post. i am now a true TEF geek so welcome me with open arms  :beers: still not as geeky as Pieman and his 10,000 plus posts though  :wink:


How rather pointless. For someone that's seen more shit than the average pack of Andrex that's a weak 5000th post. You should be ashamed. Only when you've come home munted and posted at 3:15am, stayed up all night playing poker whilst intermittently post on here or actually post something with a point (or without a point plus some humour) will people welcome you with open arms. Failing that, double your post tally. People will still think you're a cunt but you'll stick around like a piece of shit (you seem to like that word) on their shoes. I'm living proof.


Title: Posts
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 23:04:43
I'm still under 4000, think I went up from under 1000 to about 3000 in only a few months and then got bored.


Title: Posts
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 11:26:20
I can honestly say I don't give two shits about my post count...


Title: Posts
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 11:40:39
Quote from: "Tails"
I can honestly say I don't give two shits about my post count...


That is coz you are still an ickle baby


Title: Posts
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:02:52
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Tails"
I can honestly say I don't give two shits about my post count...


That is coz you are still an ickle baby


How does that work?!

Don't patronise me either you  :wink: I know you love me.  8)


Title: Posts
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:19:22
Quote from: "Tails"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Tails"
I can honestly say I don't give two shits about my post count...


That is coz you are still an ickle baby


How does that work?!

Don't patronise me either you  :wink: I know you love me.  8)


That is a big word for an ickle baby

i do love you  :oops:


Title: Posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:33:01
OI  :evil:  :D


Title: Posts
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:43:30
sorry sade, don't hurt me  :(


Title: Posts
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:47:50
Is Tails nailing Sade now then?  Good work that man. 8)


Title: Posts
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:49:16
Birdy told me Sadie was fit.

I think she wants to get lezzed up and everything :D


Title: Posts
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:55:10
Piemonte you are rubbish at keeping secrets  :(   :mrgreen:


Title: Posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:27:19
:kisskiss: The feeling is mutual Birdy.


Title: Posts
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:40:27
:soapy tit wank:

I've never seen you Sade,its so sad :( I knew i should have hung about the loos at Wycombe!I was stood in the queue thinking,is that Sade???Of course it wasn't and then Birdy told me she'd seen you,i was GUTTED! :crying:


Title: Posts
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:40:57
Sade would get some bum fun. She's alreet, y'know.


Title: Posts
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:45:25
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Sade would get some bum fun. She's alreet, y'know.


This position seems to be filled..


Title: Posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:45:38
Quote from: "larwood"
:soapy tit wank:

I've never seen you Sade,its so sad :( I knew i should have hung about the loos at Wycombe!I was stood in the queue thinking,is that Sade???Of course it wasn't and then Birdy told me she'd seen you,i was GUTTED! :crying:


Nath pointed you out at wycombe I think!  :D
We will meet one day I'm sure larwood & it would be nice to speak to birdy again cos by the time I'd said Hi the second half had nearly started!  :mrgreen: I need to know about the rabbit anyway...


Title: Posts
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:50:19
Quote from: "Sade"
Nath pointed you out at wycombe I think!  :D
We will meet one day I'm sure larwood & it would be nice to speak to birdy again cos by the time I'd said Hi the second half had nearly started!  :mrgreen: I need to know about the rabbit anyway...

 
Who's Nath?It worries me when people know who i am without me knowing them,guess its how Victoria Beckham feels everyday!
As regards the Rabbit,there is only one master of said toy and it ain't me  :wink:


Title: Posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:56:59
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote from: "Sade"
Nath pointed you out at wycombe I think!  :D
We will meet one day I'm sure larwood & it would be nice to speak to birdy again cos by the time I'd said Hi the second half had nearly started!  :mrgreen: I need to know about the rabbit anyway...

 
Who's Nath?It worries me when people know who i am without me knowing them,guess its how Victoria Beckham feels everyday!
As regards the Rabbit,there is only one master of said toy and it ain't me  :wink:


Correction....tails!

Ok I may have to ask foggy then! Maybe he'll show us round his factory one day  :D


Title: Posts
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 16:59:20
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote from: "Sade"
Nath pointed you out at wycombe I think!  :D
We will meet one day I'm sure larwood & it would be nice to speak to birdy again cos by the time I'd said Hi the second half had nearly started!  :mrgreen: I need to know about the rabbit anyway...

 
Who's Nath?It worries me when people know who i am without me knowing them,guess its how Victoria Beckham feels everyday!
As regards the Rabbit,there is only one master of said toy and it ain't me  :wink:


ME!

Larwood will you be in the winners on saturday? If so i'll introduce you....


Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 18:10:01
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Rich"
so here i am. this is now my 5000th post. i am now a true TEF geek so welcome me with open arms  :beers: still not as geeky as Pieman and his 10,000 plus posts though  :wink:


How rather pointless. For someone that's seen more shit than the average pack of Andrex that's a weak 5000th post. You should be ashamed. Only when you've come home munted and posted at 3:15am, stayed up all night playing poker whilst intermittently post on here or actually post something with a point (or without a point plus some humour) will people welcome you with open arms. Failing that, double your post tally. People will still think you're a cunt but you'll stick around like a piece of shit (you seem to like that word) on their shoes. I'm living proof.


 :soapy tit wank:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :clap:  :stupid:


Title: Posts
Post by: larwood on Thursday, October 12, 2006, 08:46:46
Quote from: "Tails"
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote from: "Sade"
Nath pointed you out at wycombe I think!  :D
We will meet one day I'm sure larwood & it would be nice to speak to birdy again cos by the time I'd said Hi the second half had nearly started!  :mrgreen: I need to know about the rabbit anyway...

 
Who's Nath?It worries me when people know who i am without me knowing them,guess its how Victoria Beckham feels everyday!
As regards the Rabbit,there is only one master of said toy and it ain't me  :wink:


ME!

Larwood will you be in the winners on saturday? If so i'll introduce you....

 I'm not planning on coming into the Winners, Alan H scares me!But if it meant meeting Sade,it would be worth it :D