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Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:44:27
Post them here to bore the pants off everyone.

Useless fact 1: There are more wild camels in Australia than any other place in the world


Title: Useless facts
Post by: DMR on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:47:05
Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Johno on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:57:16
give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:09:15
women blink nearly twice as much as men


Title: Useless facts
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:10:10
Stanley is a twat.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: strooood on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:32:13
the pot called the kettle black


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:49:19
I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend.   :(


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:49:41
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Stanley is a twat.


“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.”

- Sen. Daniel P. Moynihan (1927 - 2003)


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:51:15
Quote from: "dazzza"
I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend.   :(


did you say you would stop for lent? you rebel  :o


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:52:31
I gave that little nugget up on Saturday.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: santini on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 01:47:44
The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 01:52:05
Quote from: "santini"
The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes.


they rub them again if they see me! then they run   :?


Title: Useless facts
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 10:54:10
Quote from: "Johno"

Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode

give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?



Give a Palestinian some semtex and he will explode.  :shock:


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 10:55:41
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