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During the course of my working day I get to decided whether or not to ruin people live (to sue them or not) and I take great pleasure in always sueing people even when i know they are going to lose their house etc and if i said not to sue then it wouldn't happen but i always say yes

Does anyone else get "evil pleasure" from thier job?

you cunt

No, cause that would make me a cunt.

Do you always say yes then?

I get no pleasure from my job, evil or otherwise...

eh?

No I don't do what he does, because that would make me a c u nxt tuesday.

I always say yes.

The more money I recover (make) for my company the better I get paid.

I do give the poeple chances to pay but they choose not to, so fuck'em

Fucking peoples lives up for no reason is wrong.

it is for a reason! they have caused damage to my clients property so why shouldn't they repay the cost?

The whole sueing system needs a radical overhaul, it's playing havoc with insurance premiums etc.

No claim no blame bullshit should be out lawed, fucking americans have a lot to answer for, they started all this crap.

I blame Mary Gober, she's too nice for her own good.

Mary Gober!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I bet you've got one of those starfish badges, a picture of an urangatang and a piece of fools gold.

none of that mate, just remember her as the most sickening happy person on the planet.  made a mint though, the old bint.

Um if there isn't a claim then there is no blame, and that's probably a good thing. If someone claimed off me when I was not to blame I would be mighty pissed off.

Sorry to state the obvious but I think you need to re-think your post.

Erm, I think you need to rethink yours - there are plenty of times where there is blame without there being a claim. I'm with Jan, ambulance-chasing lawyers are pretty much next to "people who ring me when I'm trying to have my dinner to sell me financial services I don't want and try to pretend it's not a sales call" in my personal lexicon of people who should be shot forthwith.

No claim. First. No blame as a consequence. If I don't claim against you, I don't blame you. Dumbass.

But if I said no blame, no claim, you'd be perfectly correct.

I'm as cunted as a cunt  8)

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Bullshit. If, for example, you scraped my car door with yours, I might well blame you, but decide it's not worth the aggro of submitting a legal claim given that I'd retrieve peanuts. May be an idea to engage brain before keyboard, especially if resorting to abuse.

Ah but then there would be a blame and no claim. Not no blame and no claim.

Druken inspiration is amazing.

FFS! If you're going to use your own private version of English, I give up!


But you're absolutely right about that  

Erm, does this mean I can key your car by the way? :D

Yes.

I don't have a car

Typical fucking lawyers - it's all in the small print isn't it?

I'm not a lawyer, just a pedant.

Sorry, that's a terrible accusation to make of anyone. As a pedant, though, you really need to brush up on your definitions  :D And now, I formally concede the ground to you sir, as I'm knackered and off to my pit.

someones on an ego trip......Gazza's mate........


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millom

Yeah you're right, I was thinking about the no win no fee shit.

But my point was more to do with the whole somethings gone wrong which a couple of years ago I'd have just accepted now some fucking solicitor's there trying to make you sue someone just so they get a fee out of it, thus in turn putting the premiums and prices up for everyone else.

Well if anyone wants to pursue a claim no matter how stupid please let me know. I'll even do it at a discounted rated for townend members, just PM me.

where there's a claim and someone to blame, there's money to be made!

remeber when you crashed into someone and then they paid you?!?! shocking!

Prove it was'nt my fault and I'll give you half of the 2k I got out of the bloke! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

can we team up and sue ash for everything he has and split it 50/50, he can keep his stash of twix bars tho

ha, im worth nowt pad.

I sued him before and he shit himself!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Its true, but to be fair, you cant sue a lad for blowing it with two teachers cos he told one of them they were ugly while you were in the loo!!!

It's ok. I agreed with the point, but just wanted to sound like a (clever) dick.