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Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: walrus on Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:20:27 I've been at uni now for 2 and a half weeks and on 4 separate nights now people have pissed in inappropriate areas of the house. Firstly in a housemates bed, secondly in the hallway, and twice in the lounge.
The problem is all evidence points to me. I have a history of sleeping-walking/talking, the piss in the hallway had my boxers swimming in it while I was asleep naked (having gone to bed in my boxers), and the third and fourth time it happened I woke up with my dick hanging out the hole. Also the amount of piss seems to coincide with whether or not I drank the night before.... Please help. How do I stop sleep-walking? I've no memory of any of the events but can only be me really...! Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: janaage on Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:30:10 don't be a little wanker, be a little walker.
Get some gaffa tape and tape your feet together then, when you try and sleep walk you'll fall over and wake up, you'll probably piss yourself through fright though, but that's for you to know about, and not your housemates. Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:35:54 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Ginginho on Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:39:21 Just carry on doing it, and deny all knowledge.
If you don't remember, then what the fuck do you care :thumbs: Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:06:53 In America, peopel have killed in their sleep and not been jailed, therefore pissing is childsplay.
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:17:01 I have a friend who does the same thing, then acts like he doesn't know what the fuss is all about the next day, despite admitting to it.
There's only one cure: stop drinking. Bwahaha...etc Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: janaage on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:19:33 you could try super gluing your japs up.
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:20:04 Was your housemate in the bed when you pissed on it?
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:24:15 Quote from: "janaage" you could try super gluing your japs up. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Fucking ace Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Scot Munroe on Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:27:00 My dad told me from time to time they i have in the past that i have both slept-walked and talk in my sleep.
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Devon Red on Friday, September 29, 2006, 16:19:52 Do remember going to bed? Because it might no be sleep walking, you just haven't go t a clue what you're doing because you are so drunk. Pissing in inappropriate places is therefore pretty natural. :D
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 29, 2006, 16:50:00 Tie your knob to the bed - then you'd realise.
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: DV on Friday, September 29, 2006, 17:21:09 buy some nappies...
Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: Sussex on Friday, September 29, 2006, 17:34:44 Quote from: "DV85" buy some nappies... Might not have to, his ex may have left some behind.. Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: walrus on Saturday, September 30, 2006, 19:27:02 Haha very good Sussex! :evil:
It's not just when I've been drinking though, so it's not coming in wankered. I've done it when I've been as sober as a judge, so I really am mental. Title: Sleep-Walking Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, September 30, 2006, 23:12:27 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "DV85" buy some nappies... Might not have to, his ex may have left some behind.. |