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Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: jim on Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:40:03
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

K-Mart Greeter: "Good morning and welcome to K-Mart... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

Ugly woman: "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

K-Mart Greeter: "No. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:41:11
:chuckle:


Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:44:31
:soapy tit wank:


Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: mr ian on Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:45:51
fake :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:51:37
:D


Title: Friday Joke - a little anti-depressant
Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 22, 2006, 13:43:32
OMG, did that REALLY happen?????  ROFLMAO!!1111!!!one!!1