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Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Petra on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:49:00
Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: mr ian on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:50:19
there taking offers on ebay i think


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:51:26
Quote from: "mr ian"
there taking offers on ebay i think


it wont be long before someone puts us up for sale on that thing  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess o
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:13:42
Quote from: "Petra"
Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  :D


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:16:57
Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:17:32
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:


Title: Re: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess o
Post by: Petra on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:18:22
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Petra"
Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  :D


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Petra on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:20:07
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.


No. Peter Ebdon lives in Dubai and he is a twat.


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:22:26
Then by rights you should get on famously then. :mrgreen:


Title: Re: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess o
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:23:45
Quote from: "Petra"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Petra"
Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  :D


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Doesn't stop you coming back for more does it, metal mickey  :wink:


Title: Re: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess o
Post by: Petra on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:52:34
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Petra"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Petra"
Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  :D


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Doesn't stop you coming back for more does it, metal mickey  :wink:


Would you be happy to take 80 next time. This extra 40 quid will be critical if my takeover bid is to be successfull


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:53:37
........ok just for you  :D


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Doore on Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:23:23
let the club die, then we can all have our saturdays to shop with the missus, go to homebase, build a shed... oh fuck what would life be like without a football club, if this club goes under I will personally kill those I deem responsible.  With a breadknife.  In the dark.  Drunk.


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:30:47
scoop their insides out with a spoon, it will be more painful


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: Doore on Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:31:55
Nice Birdy.  Will we be eating them?  I here Greek food is very nice...


Title: Fuck it. I'm going to buy the club and sort this mess out.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:33:41
You aren't Sweeney Todd are you  :shock: