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I feel like that lion in the old cartoon infomercial from the 80's that used to be shown on Saturday mornings.

Started something along the lines of a monkey spouting off, Jonathon’s got a roaring toothache again as the poor sod growled in the background.

What really fucks me off is that I’ve always had perfect gnashers except until a locum dentist insisted I needed four fillings as a youngster.  When the old dentist returned he said there was nowt wrong with the four in question and that they should never have been touched.  

Barstad, if  ever see that twat again he's getting castrated with a broken pint glass.

That of my chest how many people here go private to get their pearly whites inspected?

Still haven't had mine seen to since....

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2686&highlight=teef

I only suffer agonising pain once in a while if I remember to eat in a certain way, or if I've been awake too long and they clamp together.

Nearly every tooth in my mouth hurts (except the front 4)Its also making my ear drums hurt.Strangley this only happens when im at work.Then it slowly gets better for 2 days is fine for 2 days then hurts like fuck for 4 :o Ive taken to eating 4 nurofen liquid capsules 4 at a time every 3 hours.Its beginning to scare me now I think im going to have to do something about it.

Do they look like this?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/bad-teeth.jpg

I haven't been to the dentists in years,i'm scared of them :( I've taken to brushing my teeth at least four times a day and using the kind of mouthwash homeless drunks enjoy.

I have to go private - not a chance of NHS here.  I neglected dentist for years while travelling through work.

Being a heavy smoker and not going to the dentist gave me gum disease and I lost some of my back teeth.  Gave up smoking and go to dentist regularly and - hey presto! - gum disease has receded and have had no problems.

My dentist conned me. So i've not been for 4 and a half years. The bitch.

And she had a 'tache.

I'm in absoulte agony at the moment - not been to work since last Thursday - antibiotics are doing sod all so going in to pick up a different batch today.

I feel like I want to take a mallet to my face and just smash away at it.

i grind my teeth so much in the night i wake up with a sore mouth.



perhaps i should stop double dropping at dinner time.

thats what ulimatly fucked my teeth up

grinding them at night and double dropping :D

http://www.sthlm.ch/images/gurn.jpg

students eh?  :D they drink too much and their teeth rot away coz they cant be bothered to brush

End of year disco at the Chalet School !!!

:D  what a gurn-off

i think of dentists like mechanics or plumbers; rip-off merchants.

so i bought a fancy toothbrush which makes them feel superclean, get one of those sonicare things. i found a crazy scandanavian dentist who seems alright so i'll go see him if anything hurts. most work i've had done is root canal on one of my back teeth.

right now my teeth are fine but i've got a bad back from moving into my new house, lifting my tele up the stairs fucked it properly.

bad back pain > toothache pain

cheers that put me off my dinner for later. There is a toothpaste to get the namal on your teeth back and make them pearly white.

WTF ?

Does it put the enamel back on ?????

yeah and that probably doesn't actually clean them and probably costs more too

the loss of enamel is probably down to overscrubbing of the teeth and this where this new toothpaste comes into play. You use for a couple of months and then enamel grows back on your teeth and they your teeth will be healthy. Probably it will cost a lot of money.

Whats it called ?

Think it's an arm and hammer one.

sorry tucky i don't what it is called.

Sounds fucking Russian to me ...................... ill stick to macleans thanks !

that gurn-off picture is ace :mrgreen:

I pissed meself too !!

Linkage for anyone the remotest bit fucking interested

http://www.myvillage.com/pages/art-competition-enamel-care.htm

Sensodyne puts enamel back on as well. It's the fluoride that does it. But it won't repair cavities.

I go to the dentist every 6 months. I usually don't need anything done but every few years I get big problems with the odd tooth. The worst toothache I had was when I had a tooth infection, so other pains I don't tend to notice. Which is why nearly a year ago half my tooth rotted away. The cavity was covered up by the plaque though so I didn't realise  :(  That tooth is really sensitive now, but the sensodyne does the trick. I guess it doesn't help that I gring/clench my teeth alot either.

how did you get that picture of me??

That one of your missus is quality Paddy