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Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:15:18 On the third day, Jesus rose, shoved open the door of his tomb, and walked again on earth.
As he was leaving, a passer-by pointed at the door Jesus had left open. "What's the matter with you?" he said. "Born in a barn?" Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Bennett on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:20:14 that's not about urine at all
Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: STFCBird on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:24:18 I just wet my pants laughing at the crapness
Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Sade on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:29:06 As much as I hate to admitt it, it made me laugh yes :D
Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:29:57 I like it. But none of my retard mates will get it. Shame really. I'll still tell it.
Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: sonic youth on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:30:56 a 'wee' joke?
oh hang on, are you scottish? Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: mr ian on Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:50:22 it brought i wee smile to my face tart.
Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Spud on Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:17:30 Quote from: "bennett" that's not about urine at all :soapy tit wank: Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:21:42 Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: flammableBen on Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:54:22 Why did the jellybean go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie!!! Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, September 18, 2006, 21:30:59 Who's the coolest man at the hospital?
The Ultrasound guy. :| Title: a wee joke for you all Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 18, 2006, 21:31:30 Surely you meant shit joke.
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