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Title: Jobs Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:20:03 I need help finding a job - what do you lot do?
Reply with job title. Previously I was a Performance Audit Specialist :? Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:22:34 Web Applications Support Officer
Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:24:46 Mobile Terminals Specialist
Title: Jobs Post by: janaage on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:25:58 Technical Consultant.
Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:31:04 We are all geeks aaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhh :D
Title: Jobs Post by: Batch on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:38:40 I'm no geek, I'm a Spaceman, no, no waxer uper for playboy models, erm no I'm an F1 driver.
Look the world needs Software Engineers OK. Title: Jobs Post by: Cookie on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:39:14 Contracts Liaison Officer
Title: Jobs Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:39:36 credit risk analyst
Title: Jobs Post by: quinnismyhero on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:46:39 Construction Cost Consultant
Title: Jobs Post by: RobertT on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:49:36 Lead Resource Planner
Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:51:50 Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans
Title: Jobs Post by: spacey on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:01:15 Paranormal investigator
Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:02:30 Actuary
Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:08:41 Quote from: "hansgruber" Actuary Is that Chinese? Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:10:28 Quote from: "Dazzza" Mobile Terminals Specialist "Plays on his phone all day" Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:11:03 No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors.
Title: Jobs Post by: DerbyRed on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:18:24 Project Support Administrator
Title: Jobs Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:19:12 IT Manager
Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:23:55 Quote from: "hansgruber" No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors. So an "actuary" is "actually" an accountant. Boring but well paid. Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:26:41 oooh. No. We're not accountants. Both accountants and actuaries would be offended by that.
Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:27:18 Quote from: "jim" Quote from: "Dazzza" Mobile Terminals Specialist "Plays on his phone all day" 8) More or less but my gaff is a testbed for technology so I get all of the new toys to test a good year or two before commercial release. Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:29:04 It is a bit revenge of the nerds in here.
Is no one a good old fashioned butcher with a laptop in one hand and a sheeps testicle in the other? Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:30:43 Doubt it, but I'm loving the image.
Title: Jobs Post by: santini on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:33:52 Quote from: "jim" Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans Works in a wind tunnel. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:34:19 Quote from: "santini" Quote from: "jim" Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans Works in a wind tunnel. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Boo Title: Jobs Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:44:27 Systems Specialst :?
Title: Jobs Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:46:11 Quote from: "jim" Quote from: "hansgruber" No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors. So an "actuary" is "actually" an accountant. Boring but well paid. Difference between an accountant and an actuary - about 20k/30k per year. Nice job Hans Title: Jobs Post by: santini on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:48:53 Quote from: "santini" Quote from: "jim" Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans Works in a wind tunnel. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:1 = silent but deadly to 12 = Krakatoa Title: Jobs Post by: Doore on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:50:38 Unemployed.
Title: Jobs Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:02:35 Quote Nice job Hans Ta. Pays the bills Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:08:53 Quote from: "STFCBird" Emergency Jumbo Jet jump starter :shock:Title: Jobs Post by: jim on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:12:58 I started out as a wringer-outer for a one-armed window cleaner
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: (with credit to Mike Harding) Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:15:11 Quote from: "jim" Quote from: "STFCBird" Emergency Jumbo Jet jump starter :shock::shock: Thanks, that was just what I wanted to be when I was a little girl. Title: Jobs Post by: yeo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:16:31 Air Traffic Controller
Title: Jobs Post by: Sade on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:26:16 Professional Poodle Groomer.
Title: Jobs Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:40:50 Estates Manager (Specialist Services)
But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:48:46 Quote from: "Foggy" Estates Manager (Specialist Services) But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering do tell me more about your specialist services foggy :wink: Title: Jobs Post by: Boeta on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:00:55 cricket coach
Title: Jobs Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:01:23 staff nurse
Title: Jobs Post by: mr ian on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:08:43 tiolelt claenar
Title: Jobs Post by: Doore on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:10:11 cynic
Title: Jobs Post by: Sade on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:24:43 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Foggy" Estates Manager (Specialist Services) But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering do tell me more about your specialist services foggy :wink: Mobile sex shop business ? Title: Jobs Post by: larwood on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:41:14 Quote from: "Sade" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Foggy" Estates Manager (Specialist Services) But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering do tell me more about your specialist services foggy :wink: Mobile sex shop business ? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Poor old Foggy! Title: Jobs Post by: Sade on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:44:02 :shock: He probably does tests on rampant rabbits, don't ask me how.
Title: Jobs Post by: Chubbs on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:45:37 IT Support Associate
Title: Jobs Post by: larwood on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:46:09 Quote from: "Sade" :shock: He probably does tests on rampant rabbits, don't ask me how. :soapy tit wank: There are actually women who do that for a living,lucky so and so's :wink: Title: Jobs Post by: Sade on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:48:57 Do you know where I can get an application form from larwood?
omg thats the crudest thing I have ever said. :oops: Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 14:50:34 Quote from: "Sade" Do you know where I can get an application form from larwood? omg thats the crudest thing I have ever said. :oops: Yeah and me, my job is soo boring, although it does involve working with pricks none of whom have had an orgasm themselves let alone be able to give me one :| Title: Jobs Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:18:04 Quote from: "Sade" :shock: He probably does tests on rampant rabbits, don't ask me how. How dare you slur my good name ! hang your head in shame . PS The super deluxe model that you dropped in for servicing is now ready for collection . Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:19:35 :shock: The super deluxe is huge. even someone with a bucket would find that too painful. poor sade
Title: Jobs Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:21:17 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Foggy" Estates Manager (Specialist Services) But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering do tell me more about your specialist services foggy :wink: No problem Birdy. I have got very delicate fingers and my oral presentation is second to none . Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:23:05 Quote from: "Foggy" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Foggy" Estates Manager (Specialist Services) But qualified in Electrical and Refrigeration engineering do tell me more about your specialist services foggy :wink: No problem Birdy. I have got very delicate fingers and my oral presentation is second to none . You busy tonight?? :wink: :D :mrgreen: Title: Jobs Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:24:37 I could fit you in ,so to speak :wink:
Title: Jobs Post by: Sippo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:26:51 IT Network Manager (actually I'm white van man. :D )
But Birdy's getting me a new job.... :wink: Title: Jobs Post by: Amir on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:43:17 Pit pony.
Title: Jobs Post by: sonic youth on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:48:03 student
Title: Jobs Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:49:20 Quote from: "stfcfan" IT Network Manager (actually I'm white van man. :D ) But Birdy's getting me a new job.... :wink: Oops I forgot about that Title: Jobs Post by: Sippo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:04:31 :evil:
Title: Jobs Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:36:29 Assistant Chief Constable
Title: Jobs Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:38:55 Fluffer
Title: Jobs Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:49:51 Customer Services Administrator
Title: Jobs Post by: Sussex on Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:08:49 Quote from: "sam_stfc" Customer Services Administrator What, like a receptionist? Graphic Designer Title: Jobs Post by: DV on Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:13:11 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Systems Specialst :? . Title: Jobs Post by: red macca on Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:28:28 mortgage specialist
Title: Jobs Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:28:43 Narcissistic sports pimp.
Title: Jobs Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:06:49 Trainee Accountant
Title: Jobs Post by: Lumps on Friday, September 15, 2006, 19:52:43 Management Consultant :oops:
Title: Jobs Post by: Leggett on Friday, September 15, 2006, 19:58:54 wing-mirror removal consultant/dosser
Title: Jobs Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:01:12 treasurer of the polaroids of small girls shoes association
Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:17:09 Mex, that would make a fantastic T-Shirt :P
Title: Jobs Post by: Whits on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:23:42 Account management :|
Title: Jobs Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:31:32 Quote from: "STFCBird" :shock: The super deluxe is huge. even someone with a bucket would find that too painful. poor sade in amsterdam sex shops they were selling arms from the elbow upwards; one with a clenched fist, the other a hand with the thumb pressed against fingers.the worst was a fucking gigantic butt plug though Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:33:15 Did you see the arm on the pneumatic drill type device?
Not pretty :shock: Title: Jobs Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:35:41 i didn't mind that one, its non-mechanised sex toys i find revolting
Title: Jobs Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:37:50 We met the best ever Dutch porn shop man. He had the comedy accent, tache and blone mullet.
"Ya cum sluts 6 is a good movie ishhh on good price." We took his photo and left with some of the worst porn I have ever seen. |