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Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: BB12 on Thursday, September 14, 2006, 23:00:57 Drysdale, Elkins, Ruddock, McCammon, Hammond. Jeez there's hundreds when you think about it.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, September 14, 2006, 23:02:51 Lawrie Sanchez never liked him and summed up the worst of that bad batch.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: DMR on Thursday, September 14, 2006, 23:04:25 Rhys Evans and Steve McMahon would be on my list
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, September 14, 2006, 23:42:05 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Steve McMahon would be on my list Steve McMahon?????? WTF :shock: Regardless of what he was like as a manager, McMahon was a fantastic player for us. FACT! Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: DV on Thursday, September 14, 2006, 23:57:46 Eric Sabin....surely the worst of the worst
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 15, 2006, 00:36:34 Quote from: "DV85" Eric Sabin....surely the worst of the worst Eric was great - nightmare for defenders who gave away numerous penalties. Granted he was a dream striker for goalkeepers as they'd be guaranteed the shots would go nowhere near them. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, September 15, 2006, 08:02:08 Lloyd Oparah
So shit he's being shown up even more on Big Ron Manager. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 15, 2006, 09:23:08 Neale Fenn. He sat on his arse for 3 games :|
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 09:24:21 Frank Macavennie (or however the fuck you spell it) was truly shit, as Terry Gibson
Shaun Close Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 15, 2006, 09:32:41 Richard Dryden - An own goal on his debut off his really fat arse
Kyle Lightbourne - No comment Shayne Bradley - As above Matthew Hewlett - Consistently shit for 4 (or 5?) years Juan Cobian Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 15, 2006, 09:40:33 FFS I keep telling you lot that the worst of the worst was Mark Robinson!!!
Anyone who can chin the skipper in front of the Town End after being solely responsible for yet another goal conceded and get away with it deserves to be hung from a Spitfire by his balls and dropped into the Kassam! Hewlett was appaling too as was Kim Heisleberg. Many in the Prem were disasters - Sanchez (though he did get the assist for Jan's wonder goal at Ewood), Webb, Fenwick Frank Macavenie etc. etc... Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Doore on Friday, September 15, 2006, 10:43:19 Fraser McHugh.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:16:25 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Fraser McHugh! I hated him a LOT more than Pook. In fact, i rate Pook in comparison.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Cookie on Friday, September 15, 2006, 11:45:45 Fenwick was dreadful, was quite funny though when he broke warhursts leg (that's not the funny bit) and Warhursts wife come running onto the pitch to the jeers and piss taking of the entire ground (that was the funny bit).
Mark Robinson was awful, I hated him more than any other town player but and he was here for ages, and we payed a bloody fortune for him, what a waster. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: quinnismyhero on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:22:24 Quote Mark Robinson was awful Yes he was Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: janaage on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:27:07 Quote from: "Dazzza" Lawrie Sanchez never liked him and summed up the worst of that bad batch. One of my friends described him as a "Swindon Town legend" a couple of weeks ago. We nearly bundled him for that. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Batch on Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:53:18 My own list:
Kim Hieselberg, Bobby Howe, Nicky Hammond Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:23:19 Gary Alexander for me. how much did we pay for his 7 goals?
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: broomfield on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:26:39 It just goes to show that you realy don't need too much talent in football to get on.
Nicky Hammond is a classic case. Crap keeper that went to wooden club in more than one way. Next thing we know he's got a chairman with a bottomless wallet and hes Director of Football at a PreM Club! There's hope for us all!!! Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:26:53 Mark "Right Foot" Robinson
Jason "I can't believe we paid money for him" Drysdale Mark "I'm not going to bother to come to training, but I should play" Yeates Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:29:57 Paul McAreavey and by far the worst is Keith Scott. Fucking Rubbish!!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: goodster on Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:31:50 Gary Alexander! nuff said
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: mr ian on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:05:52 Quote from: "Batch" My own list: Kim Hieselberg, Bobby Howe, Nicky Hammond :nod: :nod: :nod: Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: el duque on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:09:34 Quote from: "TheKingCY" Paul McAreavey and by far the worst is Keith Scott. Fucking Rubbish!! Got to disagree with Keith Scott. There's been far worse. Not the greatest talent granted, but always put in a good effort, and scored a reasonable number of goals considering the quality of opposition he was up against in the prem. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: SwindonStevo on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:12:35 jason drysdale without a shadow of a doubt for me. worst player ive ever seen play for town.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Boeta on Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:15:33 the worst player ive ever seen play for swindon was jason drysdale. no-one comes close. daylight 2nd 3rd and 4th and then hammond
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:41:09 Remember away at Peterborough in about 92-93?
3-2 up and in the last minute Hammond spooned a kicked clearance 10 yards in front of him for the Posh lad to sidefoot home for an equaliser! Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:03:53 1. Albert Jarrett
2. Peter Holcroft 3. Jimmy Glass Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: mr ian on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:04:41 joey from the scum
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: el duque on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:13:49 Quote from: "Bob's Orange" Remember away at Peterborough in about 92-93? 3-2 up and in the last minute Hammond spooned a kicked clearance 10 yards in front of him for the Posh lad to sidefoot home for an equaliser! That was classic. Tony Adcock? Isn't that also the game where Shaun Taylor scores 2 goals for us, in addition to 1 own goal (which looked like it was due to Hammond not shouting that he was coming to collect)? Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: sonic youth on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:19:30 Quote from: "blinkpip" 1. Albert Jarrett was it your car jarrett crashed into? Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:24:35 I know there has been a wave of Dukey nostalgia on Swindon message boards, but to me he is shit. He wasnt the worst, but the amount of games he played meant he had more opportunity to make a cock of himself. Hewlett, Lee Collins, also total dogshit and played plenty of games. Allan Young rubbish. The worst were obviously the loan players and trialists, but at least they only got a few games.
Since 1999 we have had some really crap teams though. From Ndah leaving in 1999 (?) I dont think we had one genuinely good player until Sam Parkin and Stefani Miglioranzi signed for us in summer 2002. I dont think last seasons team was as bad as those 3 sides of 99-02. But it was bad. Pook, Cureton both shit, and some current STFC players who can remane nameless, because they are turning their reputations around! Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:27:40 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "blinkpip" 1. Albert Jarrett was it your car jarrett crashed into? I dont understand the reference to Jarrett? To me he was a silky dribbler. But a typically uncommited and uninterested loan player. Besides he only played about 45 mins for us. He was never a real STFC player, doesnt count. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: DV on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:32:08 tony fucking thorpe :x
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: DV on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:39:57 just done some research and unmasked these gems
Frank Talia Bart Greimink Adi Viveash Sean O'Hanlon Bobby Howe Danny Invincibile Gary Alexander Johnie Jackson Jamie Cureton Tony Thorpe Jon Stevenson Eric Sabin Mark Robinson Craig Taylor Matthew Hewlett Charlie Griffin Kyle Lightbourne Juan Cobian Steve Cowe Frazer McHugh Richard Drydan Alan Young Craig Farr Richard McKinney Ian Herring John Sutton Daren Dykes Luke Nightingale Ben Martin Luke Garrard Jamie Slabber Matthew Bulman Lloyd Opara Nicky Nicolau Patrick Collins Colin Heath Petr Mikolanda ...and thats just league one players! Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: DV on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:42:09 oh, oh, oh jon bestherswick n all
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: larwood on Friday, September 15, 2006, 18:47:45 :o :soapy tit wank:
Thats one hell of a list DV,wonder if you've spelt all the names right? Neil Webb is my contribution to the shit players list. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 15, 2006, 19:11:58 Have you just copied and pasted a list of players vd? Quite a few of them don't deserve to be on there.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: sean1970 on Friday, September 15, 2006, 19:29:55 Nicky Tanner - (unbelievabe he was a Liverpool player).
Jon Sheffield - (No idea why Gorman thought he was premiership material). Neil Rudduck - (Nothing to add that hasn't already been said). Scott Endersby - (Just because my dad had a row with him outside the ground and he called him an Irish *unt.) Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 15, 2006, 19:38:11 Quote from: "sean1970" Nicky Tanner - (unbelievabe he was a Liverpool player). Jon Sheffield - (No idea why Gorman thought he was premiership material). Neil Rudduck - (Nothing to add that hasn't already been said). Scott Endersby - (Just because my dad had a row with him outside the ground and he called him an Irish *unt.) That was just a case of filling a hole when we were in the shit. I always felt very sorry for Jon. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: sonic youth on Friday, September 15, 2006, 20:33:04 Quote from: "Spencer_White" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "blinkpip" 1. Albert Jarrett was it your car jarrett crashed into? I dont understand the reference to Jarrett? To me he was a silky dribbler. But a typically uncommited and uninterested loan player. Besides he only played about 45 mins for us. He was never a real STFC player, doesnt count. blinkpip has some deep-rooted pathological hatred for albert jarrett, despite the fact he was only here about ten minutes and as you said he only played 45 minutes or something silly. the most notable thing he did was crash into someone's car. i'm guessing it was blinkpip's. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Gwah on Friday, September 15, 2006, 22:05:01 I seem to recall Tony Warner being shit when he played for us.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 15, 2006, 23:37:57 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "Spencer_White" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "blinkpip" 1. Albert Jarrett was it your car jarrett crashed into? I dont understand the reference to Jarrett? To me he was a silky dribbler. But a typically uncommited and uninterested loan player. Besides he only played about 45 mins for us. He was never a real STFC player, doesnt count. blinkpip has some deep-rooted pathological hatred for albert jarrett, despite the fact he was only here about ten minutes and as you said he only played 45 minutes or something silly. the most notable thing he did was crash into someone's car. i'm guessing it was blinkpip's. I wished he did. I need a new car. I just think he's shit. That is all. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 15, 2006, 23:38:17 Quote from: "Gwah" I seem to recall Tony Warner being shit when he played for us. He still is. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 10:50:54 Quote from: "Gwah" I seem to recall Tony Warner being shit when he played for us. :nod: Couldn't believe it when he became a Premiership regular - I'm sure Brezovan must be a better 'keeper. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: adje on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 11:42:47 Neal Fenn?Truly shit!And Jamie Slabber-Neil Ruddock obviously.Dave Syrett's brother was pretty crap but,to be fair,he never got in the first team,so I dont spose that counts!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Boeta on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 20:18:46 Quote from: "DV85" just done some research and unmasked these gems Frank Talia always thought talia was a decent keeper. did well enough at championship level for us Quote from: "Gwah" I seem to recall Tony Warner being shit when he played for us. fuck me dead great call, he was as bad as hammond Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Johno on Saturday, September 16, 2006, 20:23:30 Talia was a good lad. Came to our football presentation evenings 8)
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: mr ian on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 00:49:13 joey beaCHUMP full stop.
/end of thread. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, September 17, 2006, 00:49:39 Paul Ince. He should be sacked.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: tans on Monday, February 26, 2007, 12:54:15 Paul Heald - premiership quality? like fuck!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, February 26, 2007, 13:02:55 I hated Joey Beauchamp from the moment he signed on the dotted line (and I was about 11 when he signed!)
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: cavpete on Monday, February 26, 2007, 13:18:25 Paul Hunt
terry fuckwit joey beauchamp fola onionbahji neil webb i hated paul hunt so much was a arrogant piece of crap thought he was the bees knees etc Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: jimbob on Monday, February 26, 2007, 13:24:52 aaron brown? :fishing:
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: tans on Monday, February 26, 2007, 13:36:31 AARON BROWN = CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, February 26, 2007, 13:59:28 Scummer Beauchamp - never sign a Scummer.
I'm showing my age now but David Peach, Roy Greenwood, Micky French, Brian Hamilton, Gary Emmanuel, Shaun Close, Bobby Howe, Andy Rollings, Simon Gibson, Andy Gurney, Scott "Judas" Endersby, Tony Warner, Graeme Coughlan, Kim Heiselberg, etc etc. I'll defend Gary Alexander - Ok he was crap but his celebration in front of the Scummers when we went 1-0 up at their place almost excuses anything. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, February 26, 2007, 14:08:24 I notice that the legend that is Grunt Sniff is having a trial at Hibernian :roll:
http://a908.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_837a583aa05461f1ba0cd0701d5f819b.jpg Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, February 26, 2007, 14:48:45 Can only be one really.... Keith Scott. Only person I have ever seen to clear the cross bar while standing on the goal line!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: flammableBen on Monday, February 26, 2007, 14:51:26 Adrian Bakalli is a bit of a hero of mine.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: millom red on Tuesday, February 27, 2007, 17:11:50 Quote from: "RichPullen" I notice that the legend that is Grunt Sniff is having a trial at Hibernian :roll: http://a908.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_837a583aa05461f1ba0cd0701d5f819b.jpg Thats ace rich...lmfniao :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, February 27, 2007, 17:58:57 Mark Robinson used to give heart attack moments and Joey Beauchamp just never liked him.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 02:49:17 Jimmy Gabriel,...................... Tooting and Mitchum
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: janaage on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 10:23:28 I'd say Terry Gibson was a nightmare replacement for Dunc Shearer and every time the ball was passed back to Nicky Hamond I nearly shit my pants, so to speak.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: swindon_chick on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 11:56:41 Jamie Slabber
Alan Young Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: richiestfc on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 12:31:43 david duke!! fuck me he was shit!!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 13:39:20 Heres a few of mine, you can make several pretty crap teams out of these reprobates!
Nicky Hammond without a doubt (Endersby was a fantastic keeper otherwise he wouldnt have got player of the season) Jason Drysdale (no explanation needed pure shit) Tony Galvin (6x cos he was fat lazy and a drunk) Leigh K Barnard (useless twat and child beater) Ken Beamish (300 league goals for other teams...couldnt find the pitch even) also our worst ever manager? David Duke (undercommited) Lee Collins (overcommited fat and rubbish) Jake Findlay (400+ top division games and couldnt catch a ball) David Peach (Just a waste of £150k) Roy Greenwood (just rubbish) Dean Hooper (so fast....so poor at passing and crossing!) Paul Hunt (arrogant, small and arrogant!) And loanees..... Jon Beswetherick (mmmm just rubbish) John Buttigieg (30 caps for Malta....disgrace) Mark McCammon (lanky rubbish worse than Onionbhaji) Terry Gibson (small and rubbish) Tony Warner (premiership goalie you're having a laugh) Nicky Tanner (Liverpool got done!) Richard Dryden (why?) Neil Fenn (oh dear) Paul Heald (he was good enough for the premiership???) Peter Holcroft (wasnt at the races) Richard Key (you let in how many at Ipswich?) Any Lonergan (piss poor) Frank Maccavennie (so high on coke he couldnt stand up) Craig Moores (tiny weak and rubbish) Lawrie Sanchez (totally uncommitted to Swindon) Alistair Sperring (worst keeper ever! let in 5 in his only game at home to Bristol Rovers...unforgivable) Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 13:47:18 Just a couple I would take issue with:
Lee Collins - I wouldn't say he was rubbish and no way was he fat :shock: :shock: Richard Key - Very unfair to have him in when he came into the side at the last minute and helped us knock out Sheffield Wednesday in the previous round - one of the great cup victories in the history of the club. That is all. Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:03:58 Is this Richard 'The Missing Link' Key?
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:09:28 nicky tanner was alright,hammond had some great games aswell as some dodgy ones.collins was alright,and duke would possibly get in our side now.
agree with the rest of jj's players though Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:14:07 Believe it or not but Peter Holcroft was a full-time Swindon player!
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: herthab on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:25:39 Terence Fuckwitt.
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:26:26 Quote from: "sonic youth" Is this Richard 'The Missing Link' Key? Do you mean him? http://www.georgies-fund.com/neuroblastoma/general/richard.jpg It's not him. That's Richard Keys. This is Richard Key: http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/images/Pics/People/PicKEYRICHA.jpg Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, February 28, 2007, 14:30:45 Quote from: "OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR" Just a couple I would take issue with: Lee Collins - I wouldn't say he was rubbish and no way was he fat :shock: :shock: Richard Key - Very unfair to have him in when he came into the side at the last minute and helped us knock out Sheffield Wednesday in the previous round - one of the great cup victories in the history of the club. That is all. Probably just in there as he was a pet hate of mine! :D And Richard Key...yes I forgot about the Sheff Wed Game but still...away at Ipswich he was pretty dire and I cant forgive him doing that in front of about 5,000 travelling Town fans! soapy tit wank Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: adje on Thursday, March 1, 2007, 16:47:36 Nightmare X1
Glass;Seagraves,Ruddock,Kilcline,Drysdale;Holcroft,Bunkell,Pook,Elkins Close,Greenwood.Subs;Heald,Hewlett,Fenwick,Darras,Beauchamp. Manager;Mackay Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, March 1, 2007, 17:37:03 Frederick Darras!!!! Had forgotten about him! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Town's Worst Nightmare Players Post by: Crozzer on Thursday, March 1, 2007, 18:11:49 Quote from: "adje" Nightmare X1 Glass;Seagraves,Ruddock,Kilcline,Drysdale;Holcroft,Bunkell,Pook,Elkins Close,Greenwood.Subs;Heald,Hewlett,Fenwick,Darras,Beauchamp. Manager;Mackay Dave Mackay was absolutely the worst, and most destructive, Swindon Town manager ever. We should have put Maurice Owen in charge relieving him of his groundsman duties, and kept Stan Harland, who went on to captain Birmingham City in the top division. Selling Peter Noble, and getting rid of Peter Downsborough, what a complete turd. |