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Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:43:35
For example tonight's documentary:

Pet Poisoners:

Across the country Britain's pets are under attack. Pet poisonings have risen sixty per cent to nearly a thousand cases a year. Whether it's social angst, sublimated aggression or a vicious twist to nasty neighbour disputes no-one really knows but it's a growing problem. We hear from the owners of animals who have been targeted, and the experts who discuss why some people are drawn to commit such abhorrent acts.

What a load of old bollocks. Haven't they got any Shannon Tweed films to show or something?


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:44:38
But it has Jodi Albert playing a prostitute on Wednesday nights.


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:45:53
must be a real test of her acting skills


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:46:34
Does anyone watch the brilliance that is Armando Iannucci's "Time Trumpet" some of the shows they invented on that (spoofing C4 and C5) are awesome.

Rape an Ape
Celebrity Rape and Ape
Ku Klux Klan Kick-Boxing
Black and White and Asian Minstrel Show

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:47:20
Rape an Ape was my favourite. They had celebrities singing the theme tune!


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Devon Red on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:04:01
Baseball is quality. Just a shame it is on at such ridiculous times where i'm either too tired to watch it and fall asleep or too drunk and pass out. You follow any team hans? I'm a fan of the Rockies (as I went there on holiday not due to them being world beaters).


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:05:55
I'm an Orioles fan because I went to a game when my Dad worked in Baltimore. They're never on five though. Always the fucking Yankees.


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:26:11
baseball bores me. i cant seem to get into it at all (and trust me, i've tried!!!)


on a better note tho, Gridiron is back  :beers:  but on skysports. good job i got it then :D


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, September 8, 2006, 00:33:24
NFL kicks off tonight. Steelers at Dolphins in about 2 minutes.

I support the Cincinnati Reds due to their proximity to home, been to 2 games this season - they're still in the hunt for the NL wild card but have been on losing run akin to the after-effects of extra strength chicken phall recently.

And of course the mighty Bengals, Superbowl winners elect 2007


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, September 8, 2006, 00:44:24
Quote from: "coxernator"
NFL kicks off tonight. Steelers at Dolphins in about 2 minutes.

I support the Cincinnati Reds due to their proximity to home, been to 2 games this season - they're still in the hunt for the NL wild card but have been on losing run akin to the after-effects of extra strength chicken phall recently.

And of course the mighty Bengals, Superbowl winners elect 2007


Everybody is in the hunt in the NL wildcard ! Padres will get it though.

NMH 'Suffering Rockies fan'


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Spud on Friday, September 8, 2006, 05:10:58
Quote from: "Leggett"
baseball bores me. i cant seem to get into it at all (and trust me, i've tried!!!)


on a better note tho, Gridiron is back  :beers:  but on skysports. good job i got it then :D


Agree with the Baseball bit and yes hurrah the NFL is back.


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 8, 2006, 08:45:15
What ever happened to Friday night dodgy soft porn?

That was superb  :D


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 8, 2006, 08:47:15
They seem to be trying to move away from that sort of thing. Damn these new TV stations trying to become respected. Look at Channel 4 now!


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 8, 2006, 09:08:30
C5's late night seasons helped me through a few years whilst growing up.  I've got fond memories of Allyson Is Watching (http://imdb.com/title/tt0118594/) and Play time (http://imdb.com/title/tt0110846/[/url)


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, September 8, 2006, 09:17:55
Play time got 6.0! Can't have been that good. Quality filth normally scores about 3


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, September 8, 2006, 09:26:00
Allyson is watching - that's the badger.  :mrgreen:

Not encountered Playtime... might have to correct that


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, September 11, 2006, 03:32:15
Ace, a few more c5 baseball fans! I'm a Blue Jays fan, but they're never on 5 due to them being so shit. Gutted i missed/am missing the 2006 Road Trip premiere, either of you catch it? I'll be supporting the Tigers to win the WS now there's no Toronto in the post-season.... just hope those NY Yankee bastards don't win! :x


Title: Apart from the baseball, Channel 5 is shit
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 11, 2006, 18:41:14
Quote from: "Homer Simpson"
I never realized how boring this game is


Homer is right as well