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Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Whits on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 23:30:57
so hes marrying the horse, the news are making a massive thing out of it, they are changing the tv schedule tonight to get special programs on, what a load of baggy pants

most people don't give a flying fluck  :D


Title: Re: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 23:33:26
Quote from: "Whits"
most people don't give a flying fluck  :D


right you are. it's 2 votes to nil


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 23:37:18
apathy rules ok


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Whits on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 23:42:41
10 - 0 to the townend me thinks, me for king  :king


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 11, 2005, 02:00:56
I have to say that the marriage of Charles and Diana was such a nauseous event that I was forced to leave the country for the duration.

 Hopefully this will be of a sufficiently low key that only Lord St John of Fawsley, might be moved to ask a constitutional question.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, February 11, 2005, 02:05:37
My only hope/concern is if we will all get a day off work.

We got a day off school for the last one if memory serves me right.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 10:49:05
This poll is flawed.  The "don't give a flying fuck" brigade are voting incorrectly.  If you don't give a flying fuck you are not upset by the news, therefore all votes for "don't give a flying fuck" should be counted as a "no" I am not upset by the news.  I am going to set up a petition to stop badly set up internet polls, Gary Stanley style.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 10:53:17
Down with polls!


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:00:24
Quote from: "dazzza"
My only hope/concern is if we will all get a day off work.

We got a day off school for the last one if memory serves me right.


I imagine so. I was in Madrid when the Prince was marrying some random girl, everything was empty and free. \o/


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:01:38
as with most people I don't give a soggy shit, I don't want to hear about it any more grrrr.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:04:09
Another vote for no then, if you don't care, it can't upset you.  23 "No" and 1 for "yes".


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:06:04
That was my line of thinking when i voted No...

I think being future King and all that, he could probably do a lot better...


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:07:04
Love is blind dude.  Thank God.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Sippo on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:07:40
All I care about is that if we get a day off or not then I go up the pub  :)


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:10:04
I highly doubt we will have a day off. We aren't blessed with as many public holidays as the rest of Europa.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:10:16
The TEF forum voters have been influenced by Whits "Most people don't give a flying fuck" comment.  This has made this poll invalid, I shall be contacting George W Bush's administration to ask for an invasion of Whits' house, so democracry can live in peace there.  He is obviously a power monger who must be stopped at once.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:21:26
grrrrrrrr shut up  :soapy tit wank:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:24:40
You're next on the hit-list, no one will stand in the way of making the TEF a free, democratic forum.  Not even the 21st Century Thatcher that you are.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:26:52
I see her as more of a Widdecombe...


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:29:32
Did you ever see the Louis Theroux episode when he was following her about?  Excellent TV.  She's a weird one!!  Louis T is a genius, wonder if he's doing another series soon.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:40:52
I hope so, he's very good at what he does. The Uri Geller thing was class.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:43:01
you gotta catch me first you slag hoes


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:51:25
Me? Run? No.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:56:58
don't call me ann widdecombe then or you will get beats


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:58:23
I'm absolutely delighted that Charles and Camilla are getting married, they've but a smile on the face of the nation.

I can't wait for the Daily Mail Royal Wedding Special!

sick


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:58:34
Harsh.  :|


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:11:19
I paid 30p for my news paper today to have 8 bloody pages filled with the crap


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:17:56
You got the sun then...


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:20:52
Quote
don't call me ann widdecombe then or you will get beats


 Regular forum users will know I have a fancy for Anne Widdecombe, are you really like Doris.... Bird?

 And what would the beats consist of?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:36:42
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote
don't call me ann widdecombe then or you will get beats


 Regular forum users will know I have a fancy for Anne Widdecombe, are you really like Doris.... Bird?

 And what would the beats consist of?


sorry to disappoint you Reg but I am tall and brunette, with bright sparkly blue eyes  :D

Beats would consist of a punch in both eyes followed by 100 lashes from my riding crop  :D


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:38:05
a brunette with blue eyes? what a good combo. interesting...


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:40:59
and tall!! well 5ft 9.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:44:37
Lovely. Are you fat though?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:45:16
yeah massive like a big hot air balloon  :soapy tit wank:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:46:58
see, that lets you down a bit  :?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:51:22
so shallow dave, so shallow  :wink:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:53:29
i know... sorry!


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:55:13
but what if I wasn't at all fat and I made it up?

 :D

you are too short for me dave sorry


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:01:46
How short is too short?

To be honest, i'm hardly in a position to be picky...


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:03:24
How short are you dave?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:06:45
6' 5"


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:16:52
yeah right, i see you as more a 5ft 4 type myself


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:37:58
Nowt wrong with below average height blokes you know bird


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:38:48
Quote from: "Piemonte2"
Nowt wrong with below average height blokes you know bird


Yeah but you know I already love you  :D


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:53:24
one day i will lead a revolution of my fellow stumpys to take over the world. Anyone taller than me will be enslaved or brutally killed.

ALL HAIL KING PIE


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:56:09
Just chop some of their legs off, to make them a similar height to your good self.  You can't kill someone just for being tall Monty.


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:56:27
you are scaring me now  :shock:

I would still be taller than you whilst kneeling :wink:   :D

only kidding I am not size-ist


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:58:38
*Piemonte rubs hands together and does monty burns style exxxxcellent*


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 11, 2005, 13:59:15
You're only an inch taller than me bird. and that dosnt include my hair :D


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 14:01:26
you have grown an inch then?  :wink:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 11, 2005, 14:02:31
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 14:04:11
sorry :cry:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:34:48
5' 4" nah, im 5' 11"... i never quite made it to the 6' mark


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:36:50
that will teach you for rejecting my fatness ha ha  :wink:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:40:28
she's fat, she's round, she does the town end proud....
yes it's bird, yes it's bird!


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:43:54
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick  :D


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:45:51
that's ok you can take the piss out of my height disadvantage!  :P


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:48:03
how tall are you?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:50:07
My real image of you was of quite a fittie, but i guess that may have just been wishful thinking


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:50:51
4' 6"


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:51:16
well you never now ey David


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:51:55
Quote from: "simon pieman"
4' 6"


no way?


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Titch on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:53:07
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
My real image of you was of quite a fittie, but i guess that may have just been wishful thinking


I'm with you on that! I always hoped she was some fit sort!!!!


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:55:31
my image was this:

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/01/22/nblame22.jpg


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Titch on Friday, February 11, 2005, 15:56:13
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 16:09:06
ha ha very funny. arseholes.  you will now never know my prettiness so I will have the last  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Titch on Friday, February 11, 2005, 16:10:06
pretty then are ya? :soapy tit wank:


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 11, 2005, 16:13:31
I am not a big head so I wouldn't know.  apparently I have a lovely smile but I do man burps though sorry


Title: charles and camilla
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 16:16:49
Mirror mirror on the wall
Tell me mirror what is wrong?
Can it be my De La Clothes
Or is it just my De La Soul
What I do ain't make believe
People say I sit and try
But when it comes to being De La
It's just me myself and I