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Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:08:16
I'm a Scorpio  :wink:

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a f*ck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real f*cking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a business like attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered c*nt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:10:26
Cancer well thats just great isn't it?


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:14:23
Me too rich, shall we just kill ourselves now?? Still could be worse we could be a Capricorn or Pisces  :|


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:15:17
Pieman is a Capricorn  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:22:05
unkucky SiPi  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm a SAGITTARIUS


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:24:23
me too magic and so true, dutch porn is ace!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:28:06
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
me too magic and so true, dutch porn is ace!


 8)  :thumbs:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Johno on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:39:11
im a taurus...watch out, i stink of piss.  8)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: fatbury on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:41:44
damn im a virgo!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:48:18
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: McLovin on Friday, August 25, 2006, 09:56:52
Bloody Pisces... i'm not optimistic ever.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:01:23
ARIES


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:05:03
gemini. sounds a bout right.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: red macca on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:07:29
Quote from: "Rich"
Pieman is a Capricorn  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
FUCK OFF so am i .im not gay by my best mate the altar boy is


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:12:55
:soapy tit wank:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:19:40
Quote from: "Johno"
im a taurus...watch out, i stink of piss.  8)


Me too! Hurrah


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:20:04
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Bloody Pisces... i'm not optimistic ever.


I have noticed that actually  :wink:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:29:04
Quote from: "Rich"
Pieman is a Capricorn  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


So am I :evil:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:32:14
theres a few of you on here then.....


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:15:04
i can never remember my sign, which one covers aug30th? scorpio?


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:37:20
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

Oi....... no wait that's about right  :twisted:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:39:16
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
i can never remember my sign, which one covers aug30th? scorpio?


You're a Virgo!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:56:57
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, August 25, 2006, 12:59:58
Quote from: "flammableBen"
gemini. sounds a bout right.




Dunno why people don't like us Ben ? I like you - even though you're a knob !! You wanna piece of me ? You wanna piece of me ?  :D  

NMH 'Or are there ?'


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:57:46
I'm Leo the Lion and i'm not fucking thick! Thats so untrue!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Spud on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:06:41
Yes, nobody will be going to my Funeral.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:09:33
Spuddy, what sign are you?


Title: Re: Which Sign are you?
Post by: stfc_carver on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:16:23
Quote from: "STFCLady"


ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a f*ck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding



 8)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:19:07
Whats Russels?


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Spud on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:37:23
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spuddy, what sign are you?


LIBRA


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:57:24
Hmm... I'm a Leo, but I don't have the IQ of a snail. I'm a genius. FACT - My IQ is 129.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 25, 2006, 16:41:55
Quote from: "Rich"
Pieman is a Capricorn  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


When I was born apparently my star sign was Capricorn. Due to some weird alignment in the moons or however the fuck it works my birthday (21st Dec) is now Sagitarius.

 :?


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 16:49:12
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Hmm... I'm a Leo, but I don't have the IQ of a snail. I'm a genius. FACT - My IQ is 129.


My IQ is 133 and i'm a Leo too!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 25, 2006, 16:53:08
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Hmm... I'm a Leo, but I don't have the IQ of a snail. I'm a genius. FACT - My IQ is 129.


My IQ is 133 and i'm a Leo too!


Genius' together  8)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, August 25, 2006, 16:59:18
I'm Pisces and probably do live in a dream world; but hey I'm happy with that  :D


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 25, 2006, 18:09:42
i'm stuck in the fatbury and sonic group. for once i'm the coolest person in the group though  :beers:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sussex on Friday, August 25, 2006, 18:13:17
Quote from: "bennett"
i'm stuck in the fatbury and sonic group. for once i'm the coolest person in the group though  :beers:


I'm in Blackcurrant and Bedfords group. Loser.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 25, 2006, 18:25:05
congrats sussex. i reiterate. i'm the coolest person in my gang. i'm the best


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sussex on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:03:39
My point was my gang's better than your gang :D

(will you be joining us for a sparkling mineral water tomorrow?)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:20:32
dunno might do.

i think i'll decide what mood i'm in tomorrow morning


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:29:32
Quote from: Sussex Red
My point was my gang's better than your gang :D quote]

 :nod:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: yeo on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:31:38
Im Pisces whos gang am I?


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:33:01
mine, my mum and sade


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: yeo on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:33:46
\ :D /

Of course


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:34:11
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Im Pisces whos gang am I?


Sussex's gang; the coolest one  8)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: larwood on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:42:44
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Yes, nobody will be going to my Funeral.

Same as,although being a Morrissey fan its what i'd expect tbh :(


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:47:27
being a morrissey fan i'd come to your funeral  8)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: larwood on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:49:32
Quote from: "sonic youth"
being a morrissey fan i'd come to your funeral  8)

Thank you Sonic  :D  there won't be sausage rolls at the buffet though,just a nice cheese and onion quiche.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 19:55:22
http://priuschat.com/uploads/post-5752-1147014791.jpg


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sussex on Friday, August 25, 2006, 20:01:52
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Im Pisces whos gang am I?


You're a piss keys, you don't get a choice :D

(this reminds me of the green hand gang thing a while ago)


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 20:04:10
I'm the king, the mighty Leo the Lion.  :D


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: red macca on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 09:02:49
im gonna form my own gang then.i will let blacks and everything into my gang


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 10:29:57
http://www.weht.net/pics/gary.glitter.jpg


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: red macca on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 10:33:06
Quote from: "simon pieman"
http://www.weht.net/pics/gary.glitter.jpg
i wont let that bum botherer in my gang though..


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: McLovin on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 11:36:15
How dare you accuse Glitter of being gay :x He's spent a lifetime shagging 12 year old girls, he wouldn't be happy with this slander...


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 17:43:11
8) Pisces are ace, We are well fishy.

I do live in a dream world most of the time and I hardly ever see the bad in things which is probably why I'm such a door mat when it comes to men :oops:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 18:25:58
Quote from: "Sade"
8) Pisces are ace, We are well fishy.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 18:52:45
RALPH STOP QUOTING ME!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 18:55:09
:wink:


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 18:57:11
:x


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:38:08
Quote from: "Sade"
8) Pisces are ace, We are well fishy.

I do live in a dream world most of the time and I hardly ever see the bad in things which is probably why I'm such a door mat when it comes to men :oops:


are you still single sade? i have my own car and everything


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:45:10
Only if your car has neons innit.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:52:36
it's got a leaky roof  :D


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:53:36
be bop


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:56:36
Sonic is it a flintstones car or something.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 22:58:46
don't be silly, it's a lovely ladies car.

anyway i'll back off, i wouldn't want to tread on tails' toes!


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: Sade on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 23:02:30
Tails is my man hoe.


Title: Which Sign are you?
Post by: DMR on Saturday, August 26, 2006, 23:04:46
Quote from: "sonic youth"
don't be silly, it's a lovely ladies car.

anyway i'll back off, i wouldn't want to tread on tails' toes!


I wouldn't want you treading on my toes either  :mrgreen: