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Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:11:37 I am playing a trick on a guy at work who uses a msg/dating service thing.
I have set up my profile with a picture (some bird in her duvet). it has only been on 2 hours and i have had 6 responses....well it would be wrong not to reply to the poor lads. Maybe i should post the pictures of the ones from swindon ....see if anyone knows them! the trap is set, now to lure him in. cant wait. Hopefully hell want to meet for a drink. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Stitch up Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:14:00 That is just evil
Title: Stitch up Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:16:20 We were gonna do that to my mate. Set up a 'date' and then it'd be all of my mates from uni sat there at a table when he walked in. Sadly, we never could be arsed because it seemed like too much effort.
Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:19:23 This looks like easy pickings, i have never been so popular.
There are some very desperate young men in Wiltshire. Title: Stitch up Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:24:15 the old, 'I'm gonna pretend to play a prank on my mate in order to cover up my gayness and pull men' chestnut...
Title: Stitch up Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:28:01 Quote from: "juddie" the old, 'I'm gonna pretend to play a prank on my mate in order to cover up my gayness and pull men' chestnut... :mrgreen: An excuse i've used many a time :wink: Title: of course Post by: neiliodeh on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:30:51 Quote from: "juddie" the old, 'I'm gonna pretend to play a prank on my mate in order to cover up my gayness and pull men' chestnut... If your getting no luck with the girls why not try the boys, twice the chance. Title: Stitch up Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:35:43 A very good point indeed. But no.
Title: Re: of course Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:37:51 Quote from: "neiliodeh" Quote from: "juddie" the old, 'I'm gonna pretend to play a prank on my mate in order to cover up my gayness and pull men' chestnut... If your getting no luck with the girls why not try the boys, twice the chance. Or double the fun :fag: :kisskiss: :piemonte: Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:39:23 I will paste some of the filth i have been sent on the "not safe for work" forum tonight.
Salisbury seems to be a very lonely place!!! Title: Stitch up Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:39:41 Just re-read the topic title 'Stitch up', how apt
Title: Stitch up Post by: DV on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 16:45:02 reminds me of a prank we played on someone once...same thing...didnt quite see it through though
8) Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 07:30:33 Ive only gone and got a message off a bi girl.......yes.
probably a bloke doing the same as me....boooooo Title: Stitch up Post by: hansgruber on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:20:43 Quote Salisbury seems to be a very lonely place!!! I can confirm Salisbury to be shite. Title: Stitch up Post by: hansgruber on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:28:34 If any Salisbury guys send you pictures - post them on here or PM me! I'm bound to know a few of them
Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 12:22:53 I am flattered, although all these blokes think they may get laid.
I have had 2 couples and a bi girl contact me, i must of had 50 response in 24 hours. the couple wanted to call me at lunch time (thinking i was a bird), to persuade her husband to have a threesome while she sucked him off, wtf is that all about. some people are up for anything. Title: Stitch up Post by: yeo on Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:33:05 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:49:08 I feel so bad. This woman and her husband want my telephone number, hehe.
I am getting in to deep, any birds want me to pass on their number. She is good looking and he gets very hard apparently -------------------------------------------------------------------------- we will call you, what time? whats your number? pics, yes all sorts, Jim likes schoolgirl, I like boots. Jim has a thing about me fucking myself with mars bars and bottles. Like to see full length pics. ---- Original Message ---- sure thats no problem. should i call you or do you want to call me? do you like any sort of pictures? any preferences? i could do anything you want. ---- Original Message ---- yes I did, we talked about you and he said he wants you to persuade him to let us go on our own, he then made me suck him dry, he was very hard. he fingered me and I came on his fingers, now back at work. so could we call you this evening? ---- Original Message ---- still here, beavering away. did you manage to meet your fella? ---- Origin Title: Stitch up Post by: blinkpip on Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:54:29 lets have a few pictures. :o
Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:04:01 http://www.faceparty.com/member/pics.aspx?pid=2897740&pname=janejim
this is the couple, she likes boots and he like schoolgirl uniforms this is who i am supposed be http://www.faceparty.com/wildchicklover this is just a random picture of some bird, dont know who she is. Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:05:14 some bloke asked if i wanted to go to his swingers club in bournemouth.
Title: Stitch up Post by: blinkpip on Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:10:16 ask her to pay you. :soapy tit wank:
Title: Stitch up Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:11:28 she has a cracking set of tits.
Title: Stitch up Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:05:32 This thread is ace :D
Title: Stitch up Post by: Dazzza on Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:24:15 A few of us did this at Uni to a housemate and it all got rather disturbing.
- Turned out he'd named his knob after his ex - His fantasy was to slap a woman in the face with his tadger "until it hurt" - He admitted screwing a bird whom we all knew that he wasn't supposed to. - Admitted to cracking one off in the toilets at Uni. One of the other culprits then decided to email it to the global list in the entire department. If it wasn't for a summer for him to cool down he would have nutted us. |