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Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: mr ian on Monday, August 21, 2006, 00:42:18
the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby and wants to get married really now

01.37 just got in had a curry it was shit

music on is radiohead/creep on repeat

missis in a stress with me(again)

just have a rant about anything!!!!!!!!

cus ure so fucking special!


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 21, 2006, 00:48:30
:D get her a Puppy.


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: mr ian on Monday, August 21, 2006, 00:50:10
i got her 2 fuckin cats they just shit everywhere


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 21, 2006, 00:51:36
:D hahahaha you've made my night


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: mr ian on Monday, August 21, 2006, 00:55:13
you make my night and come round theres a big pile of shit on the bathroom floor that needs cleaning they say cat shit stinks the worst


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: strooood on Monday, August 21, 2006, 09:36:07
mr ian is by far the best poster on here.

HEY CHESTY!


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: pauld on Monday, August 21, 2006, 09:46:32
Quote from: "mr ian"
i got her 2 fuckin cats they just shit everywhere

Babies do much the same - and projectile vomit. Ask her she fancies cleaning that up.


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: Foggy on Monday, August 21, 2006, 12:51:08
Quote from: "strooood"
mr ian is by far the best poster on here.

HEY CHESTY!



Thats what i like about black people , you are so easily pleased :wink:


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, August 21, 2006, 12:55:29
I so want to post the joke red macca texted me at the wekend but its far too racist, Dex would hate me forever  :D


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, August 21, 2006, 13:29:07
Quote from: "mr ian"
i got her 2 fuckin cats they just shit everywhere


Just say that cats and babies won't go together because the cat could give the baby diseases and stuff.

If you're lucky she'll get rid of the cats and then you can still refuse her a child  :D


Title: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby a
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, August 21, 2006, 13:31:27
Kick her in the minge

That'll learn her.


Title: Re: the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a ba
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, August 21, 2006, 13:49:57
Quote from: "mr ian"
the im really pissed thread and my girlfriend wants a baby and wants to get married really now

01.37 just got in had a curry it was shit

music on is radiohead/creep on repeat

missis in a stress with me(again)

just have a rant about anything!!!!!!!!

cus ure so fucking special!


 Not so sure about Radiohead.....its a bit speccy angsty student for me, in other than small doses.

 Thing about birds is they're biologically programmed to want babies, roughly once a month for a few days....this is also when they want to marry and build nests and stuff.

 The upside of this being on heat is they want a good rogering.....go along with it, say you'll marry her when circumstances are right, and stick to oral and anal....if you're worried shes not taking the pill.