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If so feel free to try and make me feel better with your drunken antics.
I hate this cringey feeling you get in the morning when you think back.
Arrrrrrrrgh.
Piss.

I was very drunk on Friday but didn't really do anything stupid although last week stepping out into the fresh air made me a little bit ill  :|

What did you do then Sade, more lesbian dancing with your friend?

sade's in her "i got drunk lets tell everyone" stage.
we all had it, i remember DMRs particularly well, R4E's seemed to pass quickly and walrus' is on going.

I'm sure I only did it once  :o

:D Well excuse me! I'm not one of these people that thinks getting drunk is really cool and I feel the need to tell everyone I am past that stage although I used to be like it, I just thought I'd share my gay stories and I like to hear other peoples cos they make I laugh. Go back to bed stroood you grumpy git you.

got back from darlo @ 9, went out, my mates where hammered, one of them got into an arguement with there bird, went down hill from there, spent a fair bit, was barely drunk and spent hours walking the streets of newbury woooo

nah admit it, every week you list what you drink.

i think its rather cute.  8)

:D  No I don't! Although if I think back to it, I probably could remember.
I got hit in the face.That hurt.

Oh I did'nt see that......NO lesbian dancing because I hate that. Pisses me off. Get your fanny away from my leg you dirty hoe.

Cockslapped?

Drinking isn't clever. Tool of the devil.

Which is why they drink so much wine in the Bible  :roll:

 :D  :D

pieman chill out ffs, i'm only joking.

So am I doofus  :-))( :o

I haven't even read the bible  :D

 :D I wasnt that lucky.

Some 'ard men idiots started a fight with my mates boyfriend.And the next minute I knew everyone was punching everyone.Some bloke swung for someone and caught me slightly on the cheek bone :) Its always me!Then some random bloke gave me a cuddle which was nice.

I have (enforced, as I went to a Catholic primary school), it goes on a bit to be honest :D

Atheist all the way.

I bet the fight was all your fault Sade.

Actually some bloke randomly started having a go at my bro last night, then about 1 minute later said my bro was cool.

Fucking weirdo drunks, if you're going to start a fight don't pretend you're all nice 1 minute later.

Sade u shock me!!

I was at Terry's last night in Trowbo, and some damn fat girl got on "stage" with the last band. She and her friends were particularly annoying, so hopefully they woke up this morning and cringed.

I've given up drinking.

Drinking is bad mmmmkay?

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Terrys is a shithole! I used to go in there during my nights out in trowbridge. The Just so cafe is the best.

That will teach you for going to shit nightclubs full of chavs!  :D

I don't think there are any of these in and around the Swindon area  :(

Club Ice in Westbury was the scene of the crime Sade speaks of.

Very classy.

I love it there though.All my mates go and the music is great. Its the first time its ever happened to me! Usually everythings ok.

I dont mind waking up and remembering something stupid. its worse if you cant remember anything, then i get really worried and i get a pain in my stomach. had that yesterday for about 16.

And it's full of kids, but I'm a friend of the promoter who put the gig on so I went along and did minimal helping. Also a good chance for me to catch up with people I haven't seen in ages.

I've never been in Just So, but I've heard it's as rough as a dogs arse.

However rough that is :?

depends on the dog

Trowbridge is a shithole.

dogs,cats and moths :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

dont ask me im fuckedddddddddd

I spent the weekend getting very drunk on my sofa.  The stupidest thing I did was watch some shitty George Clooney romantic comedy on film four.  And yes, I do feel stupid.

I had to watch that too, it was shit  :|

I had the acest of ace days yesterday. Woke up. Ate roast dinner. Went to pub too watch football. Drank lot's of beer.  Came home. Ate leftover sandwiches. Drank some wine. Watched some old southparks. Went to bed.

that sounds like Banbury to me. Full of the little pikey fuckers

Just so is one of the best I'd say! All the rest are worse! Go to the snooker club and you'll get bottled, go to the hub and you'll get bum raped etc etc. Trowbridge is rather pikeyish but theres sod all else to do around here.

If my mate ever invites me to go out in Trowbridge I'm definitely saying no now. He said it was shit but if pikeys like Sade are going to be there then I won't  :wink:

:evil: SIMON.

That does indeed sound like an awesome day. I went to the pub with your sister.