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jesus i get up earlier for these away games that i do to go to work  :evil:


i have a good feeling about today  8)

i dont i think we will get beat today..sorry

i dreamt we were guna win 1-0 last night :|

i dreamt i had sex with jodie marsh

0-0 I reckon today, can't see our defence being breached (as long as Williams plays) but we're looking a little out of sorts up front.

nightmare then

I can see a defeat

If we win we are flying and will be looking like one of the teams to beat, a draw is a good result but I think it will be hard and we could come unstuck.

They have a strong attack and although our defence has looked quite solid I can see us conceding today, so it could be up to the wiongers and the strikers to create and CONVERT more chances than in previous games if we are to get anything out of today.

1-1 or 2-1 to Darlington

Wish I was going

Me too Birdy - but finances dictated otherwise!!  :cry:

Still - here's hoping for a Town win in my absence!!  :beers:

It was you I met the other night wasn't it?

I have to dog sit  :evil:

Wasn't me!!  :?

Could you not of just taken the dog to Darlo with you?!  :wink:

2-1 town. evans and roberts (from the spot at last!)

I am not really that confident today because Darlo are one of the strongest teams in the league, but I have still put them to win in 2 of my bets  :?

If Roberts & Peacock can finally get it sorted then we'll be OK.

Mind you Julian Joachim has just signed for them, and he looked pretty handy for Boston last week, bagging a couple of good goals.

I asked Whits, he said no  :(

I'll have to have words with him when I see him next then!!  :o
You could have taken him into the ground wearing a Town scarf and everything!!!  :soapy tit wank:

good morning all.

we're gonna win 1-0.

morning sonic.i have a very bad feeling about today.curtis weston in for pook,

pooks not even on the bench

Hurrah Pook dropped from squad, Weston starts!

how can that be a bad thing?

Although 4 strikers on the bench? Away from home?

im actually more hopefull now after hearing pook is dropped.holgate is prefered on the bench to pook aswell

Brezovan

Smith
Williams
Ifil
Vincent

Shakes
Weston
Evans
Monkhouse

Peacock
Roberts

subs:
Nicholas
Holgate
Onibuje
Brownlie
Jutkiewicz

wasnt meant to sound a bad thing jan.the team got announced whilst i was typing

Brownlie comes on if any midfielders get injured?

Could be an interesting afternoon.

Duke to start - cool!!

i think wise is trying to mould holgate into a centre midfielder and by the games i saw pre season it looks like he is coming along ok

was about to say that myself macca, i think wise sees holgate as a midfielder and not a striker.

Really?  Who was it against last season when Holgate had an absolute mare?  Looked completely lost.

Duke is captain!   :wink:

i didnt watch that game jan :D pre season he has looked ok.imo he is juat as strong as pook(not hard i know) more creative and has a eye for goal.from what i saw he likes to get his foot on the ball and take his time which pook and weston dont do

swansea and colchester were the two games he started, think i remember seeing him against col u and thinking he was absolutely awful cos i saw him in town a few days later and was surprised when he didn't fall over.

Got a feeling that Onibuje will come on and score

im worried.

evans hasnt played 90 minutes yet has he?
he'll be fucked after 60 and there's not really anyone who could replace him on the bench considering brownlie is a striker and holgate is rubbish :|

Afternoon all.

Today will be a tricky one. Fingers crossed we can come out of the North with points.

COME ON YOU REDZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2.0 Swindon today

he played 90 minutes last saturday you joey

fucking STFC World match live thing is shit. keeps cutting out.

and they said it was getting better??!!! yeah fucking right

I've predicted a 0-0, but ever hopeful for a win. I predict another roller-coaster afternoon.

At least its working (of sorts) this week.

joachim is on the bench for darlo, probably a good sign

could someone put the commentary link up as my s.t.f.c world has run out and i cant afford to sign up again ;(

still not working for me coxernator,

it has ahabit of dropping off totally with about 5 minutes to go. I'm used to this shit service.

fuckin come on swindon..if we win today it will send a message out

just emailed support telling them how shit it is.

Afternoon all, not been about for a bit so I am hoping ta listen to the match, especially as a friend of mine married a Darlo girl and moved there. (Hoping ta take the piss you see.) Would some kind soul PM me with a linkage please.

Cheers

:D COME ON LADS!!

Feeling quite optimistic. Another win today and we'll be on a brilliant run. Bring it on.

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=uggc%3A//zsvyr.nxnznv.pbz/6095/yvir/ersyrpgbe%3A21694.nfk


someone just put it up on thisis site

I've tried listening but given up, got the old fashioned radio on now.

The radio is actually about a minute ahead of the World commentary.

Wicked, many thanks.

sounds like Darlo have started well  :|

Hmm... slow start...

back foot comes to mind

Piss of patrick collins you weener. The welsh one will av ye.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes paul evans!  :beers:

COME ON TOWN!

yeeeeees!

evans from a free-kick 8)

GOAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!

Evans 8)

back foot my ass dan :D

fuckin get in

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

come on you reds

fucking get in

You beauty  :mrgreen:

come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

We're going up as fucking champions!

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D

what link are you all listening too as your all about a minute ahead of me

Top of the league :D

Normal old fashioned wireless mate  :wink:

Im delighted to eat my words

Robbo!!!!!!!!  :beers:

:dance:  We are going up say we are going up.

EASY \0/ EASY /0\ EASY \0/ EASY /0\

Nice to see Sky Sports have fucked the scorer up - they're saying it was Roberts? Pricks.

put the wireless on!

does anyone elses internet commentary keep cutting out? its really pissing me off!

Get in!

it was evans, SSN got it wrong.

cammmm annnn town

BBC is saying it Roberts as well. Ed Hadwin being a prick again probably  :-))(

the match console are saying that aswell

we're top of the league \o/

listen to the radio mate

Are we playing at home? Fucking sounds like it!

This one: http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=uggc%3A//zsvyr.nxnznv.pbz/6095/yvir/ersyrpgbe%3A21694.nfk

Seems to be working well here in Thailand, which is unusual!!!

the crowd is less than 5000 by the sounds of it  :soapy tit wank:

I find it so hard to listen to games on the radio....I find it way to intense. Maybe it's a good thing that i dont though, as when i was listening, Darlo have two attempts on goal, in the first 2 minutes and as soon as i stop listening, we score!?

My phone says it was Roberts?

I would, but I can't get BBC Radio Swindon in the USA. Get used to the crap internet commentary, its quite normal for it to behave like this.

Get a better phone  :soapy tit wank:

And Reading are 1-0 down.  :D

YOU REDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

my mates just rang me he is a boro fan he is at the reading game,sounds fuckin mad there..

but fuck em come on swindon

Reading  are 1-0 down  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

all the websites say Roberts aswell, but the dude on Sky Sports said it was Evans cos Roberts was off the field revieving treatment at the time

Walsall losing!

cheers mate i will trust the dude

the dude abides
http://matyys1.webpark.pl/profile_dude.jpg

Sky Sports says Evans now

WEEEEEY

Yes!!!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-0 8)

2-0 ROBERTS

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!

i just shouted at my cat  :mrgreen:

fuckin get in robbo..well played monky

come on!!!

fucking get innnnnnnnnnnn

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  :D

fuck me i went for a piss and came back and it's 2-0

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
NOW ITS ROBERTS!!!!!!!
 :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

Roberts actually did score this time then  :soapy tit wank:

Yeah, I am liking this.

I love it when I get predictions utterly wrong  :D

Love it!

everybody now.......OOOOOOOOOOOOH christian roberts...........

Fuck me! Nearly 3

we havent even had a spell yet theyve been the better side the whole time and we're still winning.

come on you chubby cunts.

evans is lush.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

evans sounds mint

EASY EASY EASY EASY!

reading 2-0 down

DOORE SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!

walsall 2-0 down

Walsall 2 down. Am not getting carried away by being 2 up tho.

Tans, you out for a pint tonight mate?

i am, we're going to win the league with a maximum 138points

not sure yet mate trying to save a bit of cash cos of going to spain on thurs plus on call as well mate

its fair to say if evans asked, i'd probably consider bumming him.  :gay:





fuck off patrick collins.

8)  City losing. (sorry had to add)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/346547.jpg

wtf? :shock:

thats bollocks surely

O'Hanlon on the bench for MK Dongs 2day so will be nicely fit for Sept 12th when hes going to get fucked up  :D  :D

ha ha jerel done dukey(not in a gay way)

:D  BEEEEEEEEEEAST. Crikey, the size difference between the two.Not suprised!

Ed slating the ref already  :soapy tit wank:

Morning all !..........Bloody 'ell ! 2-0 !!! Christ on a bike, gonna have to get up earlier in future !!

NMH

swindon iz soapy tit wank

Sade just clicked that website in your profile, clicked Hilary Duff and shes in her bra and knickers, thats amazing  :D  :D

Your meant to fucking dress her you ponce :D  Thats the whole point. Nuuuuuuuh.

Bollocks

Gay

cunts

brezovan out!!!

fucks sake

Poo.

bugger

ARSE

heroin

oh dear.

arse wipe

death queer

Feck

Hufter

blimey, reading are drawing 2-2 now

i prefer to leave her as she was! i have to admit tho and by the way im NOT gay but i did do fergies make up  :oops:  :oops:

That changes the team talk a tad.

Oh and....

FUCK  :cry:

Wank sock

soapy tit wank
 :mrgreen:
Bless
Fun isnt it!!

Soapy tit wanks are fun indeed

i could be a stylist easy

disabled japanese orphans

 :shock:
No need.Your boyfriend won't be happy.

He can watch if you want

only if he was pook I'm afraid.

I dumped Pook because he was as shit in bed as he is as playing football

He was that bad!  :shock:

It takes two to tango though Si....

OI this is your fault. And Back to football......

i hate music after a goal is scored.

even worse when it's scored against swindon :twisted:

right lets get another quick goal to get our 2 goal lead back

fuck me  :shock: brace yourselfs

trevor benjamin just scored

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

twice

benjamin got 2  :shock:

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

:D Good old Bruno.

fair play to him

why the fuck didnt iffy sign him :D

Yeah, Iffy out!  Whats that you say...?

nicholas for monkhouse??

Is he injured?

Hamstring

i should get a coaching job :D

monky's injured so not much other options.

 :?  :shock:  :?

browns back then

Could be inteeresting.  Now, if Monky unavailable, I'll repeat my then rhetorical question.  WOuld you have Brown replace him in the side?  I would.

Fuck off  :evil:

 :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:

Fuck me! Carson at the game  :shock:

if monky's injured, i'll give him a go on tuesday night. perfect opportunity for him to prove himself again.

i thought he looked willing to work and played well for the reserves last week which pleased me considerably

:shock:  :shock: carson is at the game.

whats he after then

Could Ince be there then?

I think he would have been spotted by now if he was.

this time last year king would of put roberts out on to the left wing.good to see wise knows he isnt a winger

True.

Carson is such a part timer. Where was he last season during the very bad run?

Lets text Ed and start some rumours...  :soapy tit wank:

but darlington have nice boxes you can sit in dont they.he could be in one of them

fair play to reading 3-2 now lita scored

id rather text Sade and get some action  :mrgreen:

Leave Ed alone, he always sounds confused enough already!

Suck my hairy toe.

consider it done

he sounds like a poof doore.well i supposed poof/confused is the same thing

Now that is true.

That is also true!

 :mrgreen:

come on ffs i dont fancy only a 2-1 lead with 5 mins to go

Big fat ditto.

We would have scored again by then.

Sade likes me  :D

Camel toe ?

Sorrry, couldn't resist !

NMH

:?  This is going to be so nail biting.

We sound fucking ace at set pieces for a change  :D

yep, i like the way we arent wasting them liek last year

duke will score  :(

argghhh you fucker.hit the bar

:x  :x  :x  City two each. Flukey bastards!


ooooooooooh peacock.

Piss off duke.

Come on you reds!

off the bar :shock:

FOOK Joachimp

fuck off joachim you ethiopian..he better not score

 :roll: D'oh  :|

Aargh! I don't like it...

BUGGER OFF DUKEY.

I take it he has come on then.

Joachim can cunt off.

Joachim ... I have a horrible feeling.....

sounds like a good game actually

sounds end to end....very worrying !

Arrrrgh I'm gunna have to turn t'radio off  :?  :shock:  :o  :(  :x  :|  :?

:shock: 20 mins. Fucking hell.

Whatever for???????????

 :nod:  :(

i have not heard nicho,s name mentioned since he came on :?

20 mins left ! Fook ! Thought it was the last 5  !!!!!!!!

NMH

Shakes is poo

 :(  Because its so nerve wrecking.

bring on royce, he will definetely score a goal from 700 yards.

no one else in the team could of even made that run by the sound of it

 :D

:shock:  Holgate. What's Wise on?

sade just think bout the time i sucked your camel toe

holgate coming on

1 up front?

Who for?

Stilts?

Your a fucking sicko.
















































 (:D ok yes it made me laugh but thats so not the point you wrong'un)

I would have liked to see Fola and Brownlie come on, personally....
Ah well....Come on Holgate!

it made u laugh cos u liked it  :D  :D

Why did it tickle ?

8)  hahahhaha Missed by David duke.

  :P :D You can shut up and stop encouraging him too.

:D Smile everybody. We are still winning!

i missed who holgate came on for, who was it?

we know y your smiling Sade  :wink:

roberts

Robbo I think.

8)
Blackpool 3
City 2

Muahahahhaha

anyway.................

come on the town

thanks ladies :-)

Been tidying the loft for most of the game - we hanging on at 2-1 or looking ok? (without trying to jinx it!!)

This is fucking murder.

Nice one Ifil.

E I E I E I O...

Any chance we could maybe Attack the Darlington goal?.

lets just say its squeeky bum bum time

You're welcome  :fag:

Thanks - shouldn't it be full time by now.........!!!!!   :-))(

:shock:  7 minutes.

7 minutes left.  :?

7 minutes

how long left :D

:twak:

royce royce royce brownlie :\/

Has he scored or just come on??

:?  :?  :?

was joking mate i did see the previous 3 posts

*claps for peacock

brownlie on for thecock

come on Coxernator u thick fucker

I know, I just wanted to twak you  :mrgreen:

royce brownlie is better than you.

agreed

Get up duke  :x

reading winning 3-2! arrggh!

Brownlie is crap ! He's touched the ball once and not scored !!

NMH

Brownlie out!!  :soapy tit wank:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:D Oh Ref. Beast is the gentle giant!

I detect a hint of sarcasm spud.....

I make that the 7 minutes is all but up now - how much injury time???

Sade earlier i detected a hint of orgasm :D

:D  DENNIS WISES BARMY ARMY TOP OF THE LEAGUE. Back where we belong.

(I know its still earlier days bla bla)

4 minutes

joachim has won two headers since he came on..how can this be right he is smaller than arnold from different strokes

is it over?

Me?, the 13th Duke Of Wimbourne.

Just thought it was funny that you had posted a clap to Peacock.

 :mrgreen:
Your actually scaring me now. Birdy won't be happy.

no

Blackpool 4-2 at City now

just messing with u Sade, i make u laugh tho!!

I bet the Worzels will be chanting for Gary Johnsons head now.  :mrgreen:

 :D Beat me to it. 4-2 and your getting wet, 4-2....

My girlfriend just said "what a bunch of fucking cunts" (she's a City fan)

shoot the cunt

pitch invasion!

she,s right though rich

um...she sounds like a lovely girl

To quote Walter from The Big Lebowski...


FUCKING EH!

wankers on the radio make it out like its the end of the world when someone walks on the pitch! god sake its not the end of the world! pricks

She is but she swears like a docker when it comes to football.

Tell her to stop calling her fans cunts, its very rude.

he could of had a knife

woo 2-1 win

Dukey is wanker, dukey is a wanker, la la la la, la la la la

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHH  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:

get the fuck in

WOO! Top of the league!

We're going up as fucking champions!

Dukey is wanker, dukey is a wanker, la la la la, la la la la x10

C'mon then ladies, i'll start

E...

well happy with that.really didnt think we would win today.might sound lucky but we sounded like we created a few chances ourselves.

COME ON YOU REDS!!

Collins is a wanker! Collins is a wanker! la la la la ooooooooooooooh

We are top of the league, we are top of the league......

Relief!

Fantabulouso 8) .

TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND WE'RE HAVING A LAUGH (last season it was the other way around)

oooooh it feels good.
Top of the league with Dennis wise and gus. Can it get any better?

In true american stylee,

AWESOME!

 :mrgreen:

I'm going for a shit.

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!

Good stuff Town

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AWESOME!

we are top of the league :beers:

Absolutely estatic with the result.

We're not thumping teams but in the last couple of seasons we WOULD have surrendered that lead.

Just happy Joachim didn't score... Oh and that we won!

 :beers:  :beers:

Oh yes Sade...It can be better ! Believe me baby...It can be better !!! (Said in a Barry White sort of voice !)  :D

NMH

Elisha Cuthbert covered in Peanut Butter, oh yes it can.

Covered in my semen would be even better  :P

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
say WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

How many years is it since we could sing that?

No there's only so much Salt a woman can take.

Stockport at home next week.  Should be another 3 points (touch wood).  Also we are 4 points ahead of the final playoff place -  thats the first target i guess,  then automatic promotion,  then champions

Since we beat Chesterfield away 4-2 in August 2002.

Woooohoooooo 12 points clear of the relagation zone!!!!

In all seriousness it will still be a tough season, but every point picked up now may prove vital. I reckon we are 1/7 the way to automatic promotion (84 points) after 4 games  :D

Great result,due reward for all the nutters who travelled up today :beers:

sounded like a shit attendance from Darlo!

Top of the league, :D fuck yes.

Played well for 25 minutes and hung on well for 65 minutes....

Actually that's a bit unfair - we looked really good today, but as always there are still areas for improvement. Weston looked better, with the confidence that Evans was behind him. I think Evans could be a surprise bet for player of the season, he's great.

Good noise from the fans again, we've got a great away support (me included obviously  8) )

Really wish I'd been there now!!  :(

Enjoying rubbing it in with my Darlo mate though - she thought they were gonna tuck us, no chance!!  :mrgreen:

Darlo will never fill that ground, I think we should nick it bit by bit and rebuild it in Swindon.

Considering there were only 4000 Darlo fans, it seemed like every single one drove, it took 30 mins to get out of the car park.  :x

Really surprised Joachim didn't start, but for all the worrying, he looked out of place in the team.... When they get to know him and work out what his role in the team will be, he'll be good, but they weren't working as a team after he came on...

Darlo looked poor in general with sparks of danger from the front men and the big dude in midfield.

I couldn't believe it when i got home and heard we had won!
100% record. Top of the league.

BRING ON THE BRENTFORD  :D

just saw the highlights and peacock really thought he got a touch on the freekick  :shock:  but the thing that made me laugh was the darlington mascot behind the goal after roberts scores...... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: