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don't think a late night thread will work on a sunday, but there's a few people on line, so how have your days been. Anybody set fire to anything or commit another crime?

went looking for sofas for the new pad we are moving too and had dinner round the inlaws.fucking thrilling stuff

i've not left the house do to a cold or something utterly annoying.

it's been a really shite day in all honesty

Weekend fatigue, bored and putting of sleep to stave off Monday for that little bit longer.

Weekends are getting a bit silly of late after pubs and clubs there is inevitably a street party in our little cul de sac that will go on until 5-6am.  

I made myself a steak and cheese omelette for tea .

Apart from that just contemplating the essential list of supplies for V next week.

Oh and it's Philippe Cuervo's birthday today  :beers:

umm  I walked the boys and felt hungover.Im on my second bottle of Wine and am currently dreading work tomorrow.I also watched Bullet Proof Monk on C4 which for the record I really enjoyed in a Cheddars kinda way. 8)

spent most of the day in bed with a migraine, eventually decided to brave the world and i've been bored ever since

had a roast dinner and watched that blizzard thing, now i'm munching on some cheese and biscuits before a long, late night of fm.

sounds like you live in an ace place dazza. It's all about constant parties. You also win with the most interesting day response. Get yourself a beer.

Happy birthday Cuervo. I always thought he had more to offer than his performances told. Didn't he start well and then get injured for ages? It seems so long ago now.

oooh yeovil and sonic replied whilst I was writing, mental stuff. I'm confused now. Nobody commited any crimes yet?

Im also thinking about going on a diet after the joy of seeing pics of myself and realising tht my mental self image couldnt be any futher from the truth :D Though that might just be the drink....

i have the squits, that should be a crime  :cry:

It should indeed bennett. go directly to jail.

Yeovil: I always find I get beer goggles on my self, after a few beers I always think I look ace. It's easier than a diet and a haircut.

i feel partly responsible. don't worry, you'd laugh at me in a suit too

i think the squits should be punished, not me

Maybe. I was gonna try and keep the monopoly analogie(sp?) going, but the best I could come up with is to try and roll a double.

Why were you wearing a suit yeovil, has something passed me by? I think someone said something about a new job but maybe I made that up in my head.

You know thats the first suit ive ever worn.It was weird..like wearing all your clothes at once or something.Im not a suit sort of bloke that is clear.I was however quite pleased with my ability to still look scruffy as fuck in a brand new suit 8)

It's a good sign if you can dress up and still look scruffy. Something I've always been proud of myself.

Nah it was a Christening..I was a Godfather and very proud to be.Alan H took the photos for me and Youth looked at them on Saturday.Alans a great photograghper and if you get married you should hire him :D

i can't really look scruffy, it doesn't seem to happen. despite my best attempts.

paul davis said i looked like a 60's suedehead though 8)

Yeovil red as a godfather, the kid's done well. I wasn't christened so never had any godparents. Although I'm sort of proud about my lack of religious upbringing, I do feel as if I may missed out on some presents and stuff.

Is it a girl or a boy? You gonna be the good uncle yeovil who, in 12-14 years, get's them pissed for the first time at some gathering? You should you know.

Well it was a naming cermony not a Christening so im not sure what I am.But they had one on Neighbours and it was a life mentor :D(i hope not) Its a lad ..ive bought him a Swindon kit and he belongs to by best mate so even without the ceremony id like to think we would be close.

Sounds ace mr. red. Although to be honest baby's are pretty fucking boring until they at least start asking questions and understanding what's going on (about 3-4 when you can kick footballs at 'em). Even then apperently it's frowned upon to give them a beer.

Nah babys are great they smile when you make farty noises 8)

But im a bit broody and desperate :D

I'm still to young to have children, although I find it mentally scary that my mum was only 2 years older than I am now when she had me. I've never been in a relationship which has lasted more than a month, probably 3 weeks.

I'm crapping my self now I keep hearing noises. I thought I could hear rustling outside bit nothing seemed to be going through the bins, then I thought I heard my mum opening her door upstairs and there's nothing upstairs. It's gone quiet now.

speaking of farts, mine are smelling deathly tonight

I can't remember farting tonight, surely that's a bit sketchy. I'm sure it'll work it's self out.

Seems to be quieting down a bit. think I'll have a fag and finish this beer and then go watch something. Dunno what the something is, I've got enough crap for there to be something I've forgotten I've watched.

 FB you need to know you can have children in a relationship that lasts about 30 secs.....

Shit! I was always told you had to be in a long term relationship. Oh fuck.

oh wait.. 30 seconds?? I'm fine.

 There's alot to be said for quick casual sex......

not much to say during though. Anyhoo. I'm off to bed, alone unfortunately. Only going to watch a film so I might be back..

fucks sake there is definately something going through my bins..

Steve Jenkins

Goodnight all

probably, he legged it before I got a look anyway. oh well, I'm gonna repeat the "Goodnight all" but in my own special way.

'night peeps.

ace just saw it out the window, it's a fucking badger. mental.

I might put a bit of meat in a bowl for the badger... is that a good idea?

  Brian Wade...very 85/86.

You lost me there I'm afraid reg.

Probably not if you dont want loads more to turn up

  Brian Wade..key striker from 85/86 which has been a hot topic of debate today..was nicknamed the Badger

is there good eating on a badger? probably not on the town ones anyway. they must eat loads of shit.

 I'd imagine Gillingham doesn't have much of an urban badger population.

:). ace. I think I really am going to go to bed now. the badger excitement has subsided somewhat. 'night all.

yesterday was utterly mental from start to finish.

at 0:00 i was work working very hard, when a bunch of asian blokes came in with a load of 50 pound notes (probably stole them at the same time as blowing things up) anyway everyone of them after buying a drink would give me a fiver or so meaning i had loads of tips, just under 30 sheets infact. then i saw lukas jutkiewicz with a bit of a minger and thought about IDing him  8) .

finished at 4 and got a dixy chicken burger, they had no hash brown so i got extra cheese. got into bed at half 4, scratched my balls and fell asleep. woke up at 5:50, and went to alton towers, listened to the second libs album almost non stop on the way, in between sleeping and stuff.

got to alton towers, did stuff. was inches away from winning premiership tickets on the corssbar challenge (i was going to sell them to ash, he doesnt know it yet). went on oblivion over ten times. left about 6ish and ate some crisps :oops: obviously fell asleep in the car after that. woke up after my missus says she nodded off at the wheel briefly and needs me to talk to her to keep her awake.

finally get dropped off at home at 11, have a bit of tea and pick up my missus from hers at about midnight. end of day.

i win? radio version

Service station bogs Dex, classy :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you know me. oh hang on it wasnt in the bogs.

Cos' he's a smooooooooooooove operator.

so what constitutes your assentials for V next week Dazza? I'm trying to decide if a blow up thing is required for bed. I just kipped on the ground last year and came home aching to fook. Purchased a cheap bbq from robert dyas at the weekend which will do for three days... wet wipes, slab of lager, hip flask. Job done!
 Might need some water proofs by the look of things... minging here

Football boots are the new essential item... brilliant for negotiating churned up fields.

Get a real bird  :wink:

why? they don't answer back, can take em anywhere or leave at home and they won't complain - and they're up for it whenever you want!