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It is 10.00am. I am feeling shit. I have to go to work today, so I can't go to the game.

LIFE IS A BITCH

Enjoy yourselves and let's keep positive and support the boys to the top of the league!

damn you, this is my job.

i'm leaving in half an hour or so, can't wait.

Haha! Sorry I felt the urge to start my first ever matchday thread and put across how shit I was feeling.

Make you appreciate how lucky you are to be going to watch STFC  :soapy tit wank:

did you not sleep last night?

Not sure if I dreamt it or not, but is someone on here responsible for the scoreboard?

hmmm? what makes you say that boss?

are you in el arkellos?

Today, I am mostly going to sit in the Arkells near t'norvern monkees  :D

Sonic does it  :D

He got the bloody score wrong on Tuesday.....

Useless fool  :wink:

Again?

technically i didn't, i was just slow updating the score - i'm sure you can forgive me for celebrating? :D

Nothing new there, he is renowned for
Swindon 1-2 Nottingham Forest

Harumph.

I remember last season you got it wrong aswell. Against Forest I think, put the goal up for them and then "Sorry Rory"....

That really isn't a great ratio of good scorebaord-manship for the games I've seen.

Entertaining though! Keep it up Sonic

You may be sat near us then bo.....

I demand Bo joins us in the R.Kell(y)s...

Im in centre of nationwide .... will be in the Merlin from 12 30 . for Stoke v Birmingham

score predictions then bitches

Swindon 3-1 Rochdale

Roberts
Peacock
Jutkiewicz

1-1

Roberts to score

Att: 8600

2-0

Peacock and monkhouse

Attendance - 8,326

Yay, i've just persuaded my dad to go to Swindon (from Southampton) to take me to the game.  So add 2 more  :D   Can't wait now

Attendance - 8,328

COME ON TOWN!

awful guess, but good sentiments

Where will you be beforehand, I'm going on my own  :cry:

3-0 comfortable, large crowd (8100)

Good game, loads of noise, party day!

Nationwide NW3 X 98 for me.

You knows it  :wink:

Williams in for Nicholas, Evans in for Weston. Not surprising really.

Swindon Town Manager Dennis Wise has named his starting eleven to face Rochdale at The County Ground this afternoon.

Wise has made two changes to the starting line-up with Ady Williams replacing Andy Nicholas at centre-back. This means a Swindon Town league debut for the Captain, who will partner Jerel Ifil in the backline.

Paul Evans makes his first Town start this afternoon

Elsewhere, Curtis Weston has overcome illness to take his place on the bench whilst Paul Evans lines up alongside Pook in midfield.

Rochdale are without the injured Rickie Lambert with Chris Dagnall and Iysden Christie expected to start up front.

Swindon Town: Peter Brezovan, Jack Smith, Jerel Ifil, Ady Williams (C), Jamie Vincent, Ricky Shakes, Michael Pook, Paul Evans, Andy Monkhouse, Christian Roberts, Lee Peacock

Substitutes: Andy Nicholas, Fola Onibuje, Royce Brownlie, Lukas Jutkiewicz, Curtis Weston

No sub keeper - Do I not like that!

Same as Tuesday OST - or should I say Graham Taylor  :soapy tit wank:

I wouldn't have liked it then either if I had known!

The Rochdale commentators are slagging off the Magic Roundabout  :shock:

Wankers

Anyone got Swindon commentry or is Rochdale the only one working?

Only Rochdale Daz

i've only got rochdale at the moment - one bloke with a shit micro-phone and one with a really loud one.  Amateurs !

Usually don't get swindon turned on until about 10 mins in

Done to make him sound more 'northern'  :?

i can hear ed hadwin in the background of the rochdale commentary !

I think it's Frank Sidebottom commentating :shock:

 :D  spot on

News just in...

One of the L and P cut-outs has blown over on the bank.

I told them to tie the buggers down  :D

God this is boring - I'm off to watch Jeff Stelling :evil:

Given the criticism Ed and co get, this lot makes BBC RS sound like 5Live!

I'm actually finding it mildly entertaining listening to these two idiots

It's fucking dire.

Crooks

Crooksy

Crooks

Stanton

Throw in

Crooks

they are useless aren't they.  mailed tossers at world to see where the fuck the swindon commentary is, but not expecting a result..

This is an utter bag of shit.

bloody hell, i tell a lie...they should turn commentary on soon...

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can youturn the swindon commentary on please ?  Or alternatively, tell
the rochdale commentator that sounds like frank sidebottom to turn his
mic up - or tell his mate to turn his down.

Cheers

Great chant of 'You Fat Bastard'  :D

Morning all ! Overslept....Anything going on ?

NMH

Good job you're not commentating Mark else we wouldn't be able to hear you  :wink:

'we are holding our own against what were a former premiership club'

12 f-ing years ago youmuppet !! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

The most entertaining thing is the crowd who seem to be louder than Frank and Little Frank. We've had some good old family favourites so far:

"You dirty northern bastard"

"You fat bastard"

"Who the f****** hell are you?"

God they are a bunch of moaning fuckers  :soapy tit wank:

According to the official stats, there has only been 1 shot on goal so far - by Rochdale. That about sums it up really.

OWN GOAL  :mrgreen:

HAVE THAT YOU DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comedy OG!!!

1-0 Town

what happened there ?  sounded like some comedy own goal

I think Ed's good myself. My respect for him soared when I whitnessed him first hand having to cope with Andy "Smoking Chimp" King 8)

Not sure about that Hanrahan bloke though. :|

Marvellous.

 8) Loved the commentator going speechless at the rendition of who the hell are you....

Woop!!!

"You could see what he was trying to do..."

Clearly their keeper and the entire crowd couldn't. What a stroker!!

Crowd sounded fairly disinterested with a muted celebration.

Dunno whether this it is the commentary, but it sounds a boring game.

NMH

I think I heard Ed say it was the best own goal he had seen!

Aye blossom.

when they read their phone number out again i think i'll send a text to big frank and little frank

Has the 'commentary' ( :? ) disappeared for everyone now or is it just me?

Totally gone for me too  :|

What a pile of old shite :evil:

I so hope it wasn't Buffy. Any news on injuries sustained during said incident?

Nooooo....! Still bloody manc b@stards!

The northern muppets are back :?

im paying for this fucking service (stfcworld) and it wont pick fuck all up!! no highlights, commentary, nothing. Bastards!!! :  :evil:

To be fair, they are definately giving us a game. Pook is in trouble...

i swear if little frank gets any quiter and i turn my volume up, big frank will blow up my speaker !

I think I just heard someone in the press box telling this Northern monkey to get a life! Top Value!!

according to live league table on sky we are currently second

Take is Pook got a yellow then?

I need a translater.

try mailing them - maybe if enugh of us winge they will do something

Little Frank is a very, very bitter little man. I don't think we'd get on at all.

Pen!! Goodall is having a stinker!!

MOM - Goodall  :D

Roberts to take...

have emailed them waiting for a reply

Roberts missed  :twisted:

Missed it!!!!!! :evil:

keeper save it?

doh !

i want to hear little frank cry !

Yes.

Update on the cut-out...

"It hasn't blown away, his head has blown over, looks like he's giving himself a blowjob. It's the Becks one."

Buffy appears to be safe  :D

Robbo misses an open bloody goal!!

Just got home from a holiday of surfing at woolacombe bay, devon, anyone have a radio link to coverage? Ta  :)

...bit unfair actually - sounds like their keeper is having an amazing 5 mins

hey guys any of u got a link to where your listening only thing i have is bbc football site thats about 5 mins behind as normal...thanks yall..

Link guys?  :soapy tit wank:

anyone know what the attendance is ?

Oi you lot, linkage?

None of us can get Town commentary, we're all listening to northern fuckwits. I'm logged in through STFC site, see if I can find a link. Stand by.

For anyone who is slighlty sceptical that this is Frank Sidebottom commentating, just click on this:

http://www.franksworld.co.uk/

Try this, but no guarantee

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=uggc://zsvyr.nxnznv.pbz/6095/yvir/ersyrpgbe:21694.nfk

!!!!!!! Brilliant!!! :mrgreen:

shit, he just read out the text number but i only heard the last three numbers

500-odd less at this one than Tuesday.

i got commentry at last!! :mrgreen:

no.... doesn't work

6771 i think he said - surprised, thought it would be more

LINKAGE TANS?

afraid if that doesn't work you'll just have to get your credit card out !  I wouldn't bother today though, its shit

Time for Royce.

this might work:

http://matchlive.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/mlex/258741/matches/08122006/2686126/match_console.html?clubid=10341

Thats the number on the Match Live console. Tad dissapointing?

Very. Mind you, if the weather is as shite as it is in London today that would explain the absence of the fair weather fans... although sat here in my glass house Im not exactly the one to start throwing stones! :oops:

Very. Mind you, if the weather is as shite as it is in London today that would explain the absence of the fair weather fans... although sat here in my glass house Im not exactly the one to start throwing stones! :oops:

penalty!

Another penalty?

Another pen... handball!

Cock missed again!!!

fucking bastards! keeper saves

sign the keeper !!  oh, hang on

Oh for FUCK'S sake!

The referee's a homer. No wait, he's on the Stratton Bank

Oh FFS, who missed that?

did that link work red chris?

hippo just scored for barnsley

I'm going to be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO angry if we end up not winning this :evil:

this commentators a right twat

I want to kill him.

classic chant of you're shit and you know you aRE !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're shit and you know you are 8)

Sorry, but I can't help but laugh at these two commentators. They're totally biased shitheads, but so entertaining they've taken my mind off the drivel on the pitch.

It sounds deperately poor.

Link was no good bud *sigh*

http://matchlive.safc.premiumtv.co.uk/mlex/258741/matches/08132005/2528536/match_console.html?clubid=undefined

2006... not a good year for penalities.

What a surprise - The monkeys couldn't prounouce Lucas' name!

4 minutes stoppage time :?

Substitute surname  causes commentator problems !

NMH

Oh well job done, 3 points, move on. Not great, but (I didn't want to say anything during the game) it sounded like Rochdale were utterly dreadful and never looked like scoring.

We're second I think.

Three poor performances, three wins. That'll do.

Best of all though, I can turn those norther fuckers off now!

Correct, we're second. Behind Walsall on GD, ahead of Torquay who are the only other team who've won all 3 games.

sounded cack game, but atleastits 3 more points.  to be fair, under kingy we probably wouldn't have hung on to those points !

not that it matters that much, but...

Coca-Cola Division Two

Team P Pts Goal
Diff Goals
Scored Current
Score
Walsall  3 9 5 5 2-0 FT  v Hartlepool
Swindon  3 9 3 4 1-0 FT  v Rochdale
Peterborough  3 7 4 5 0-0 FT  v Wrexham
Torquay  3 7 2 3 1-1  v Lincoln City
Darlington  3 6 3 7 1-4  v Boston Utd
Hereford  3 6 3 5 2-0 FT  v Chester
Chester  3 6 2 5 0-2 FT  v Hereford
Franchise  3 6 1 5 2-1 FT  v Macclesfield
Wrexham  3 5 3 4 0-0 FT  v Peterborough
Mansfield  3 5 1 5 1-1 FT  v Stockport
Shrewsbury  3 5 1 5 2-1 FT  v Bury
Lincoln City  3 5 1 4 1-1  v Torquay
Notts County  3 5 1 3 1-0 FT  v Wycombe
Wycombe  3 4 0 3 0-1 FT  v Notts County
Boston Utd  3 3 1 6 4-1  v Darlington
Bristol Rovers  3 3 -3 3 1-0 FT  v Grimsby
Grimsby  3 3 -3 3 0-1 FT  v Bristol Rovers
Accrington Stanley  3 3 -3 2 2-1 FT  v Barnet
Hartlepool  3 1 -3 0 0-2 FT  v Walsall
Stockport  3 1 -4 1 1-1 FT  v Mansfield
Macclesfield  3 1 -5 1 1-2 FT  v Franchise
Barnet  3 0 -3 2 1-2 FT  v Accrington Stanley
Rochdale  3 0 -3 0 0-1 FT  v Swindon
Bury  3 0 -4 3 1-2 FT  v Shrewsbury

Soory, correction, Torquay lost  :oops:

Never rely on Sky Sports for information.

That commentary was utter, utter shit.

I hadn’t a clue what was going on for most of the game as the pair of muppets sat there silent unless a Rochdale player was in possession and either there were only 4 players on the pitch or he didn’t know half his own side.

Meh, three points will do nicely though.

Attendance not as high as expected?

All you heard was 'Cooksey', 'Christie' and 'Gilks' and not much else.

I hate them - FACT!

One very small and blurry evans pen save. Realplayer can play it but may beed to download a plugin:

http://www.zen49395.zen.co.uk/pics/Evans.3gp

We were poor quality today and very lucky to be 1-0 up at half time. Rochdale were the better team. That said we could have still scored 3 or 4 in the second half with the pens. The second one should never have been given, but Roberts may have been fouled when clean through so maybe it evened up.

Thought Monkey has a good touch but is mostly lazy and plodding. Pook looked like a man on a mission. A mission to get a red card.

Don't mean to sound down.  A win is a win.

Well we won  :|

But apart from that we weren't brilliant, but what more do we need?

Roberts and Peacock worked well, but didn't really look like scoring which is what we need in our strikers

Brownlie for Peacock?

Lucky to be 1-0 up at half time? Rochdale were the better team? I totally disagree.
Rochdale did nothing throughout the full 90 minutes, apart from a shot from outside the area that Brezovan had to catch....Town were poor first half and so were Rochdale, but the second half we were much better and Rochdale only ever spent time in our half when they were takin throw ins....We could have won by 4 or 5 goals to nil, as well.
Monkhouse was very poor IMO and Pook was average to not great...

The best bit is at the end - "yeaoooohhhhh YOU CUNT!"

So?! I don't understand why people put comments about how other teams/players are doing...the title of the thread says it all.  Swindon v's Rochdale. Not  Swindon v Rochdale and Ex-players and other teams....

 :x

mostly because there appeared to be fuck all else going on really

To clarify my Rochdale were the better team related to the first half, not the match as a whole. I stand by that. We didn't have a shot, they at least had a few long range efforts and forced Brez to save one.

Second half they never looked like scoring. We did.



Yeah, sorry about my potty mouth.

Highlights (http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=zzf%3A//ivqrb.cerzvhzgi.pb.hx/ivqrb/08_2006/32620_uv.jzi)

Enjoy