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Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:29:07 Is something i have yet to master.
No matter how nice you are to them, how kind, how helpful, your allways in the wrong and on the end of an ear lashing. I won't discuss my relationship on the net but you get the picture. Discuss. Title: Understanding Women Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:29:59 women are just unexplainable simple as that
Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFCere on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:31:56 or do you mean unexplainably simple ? :mrgreen:
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:32:44 How the fuck are we meant to know what they want?????
They say their fine, you take them out to dinner or the pub and then they sit there with a face like thunder all night! And then it's your fault! Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFCere on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:33:39 ralphy, its all in the hormones mate. just ride the wave, ignore it and occasionally mutter: 'hmmmm that'll be nice!'
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:08 give her a slap ralphy :D
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:24 Talk about a head fuck.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: quinnismyhero on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:35 in my experience an ear-lashing is either a) deserved, or b) something that happens because of the biological clock and we irritate the fuck out of them once a month
If its neither, then i pity you. Its usually a) with me btw Title: Understanding Women Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:35:59 ralphy i share your pain :D
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:36:53 Well it must be c) with me then cos she ain't on the blob and i have done nothing wrong!
Title: Understanding Women Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:36:56 fuck her off Ralphy simple as.
it's only been a few weeks and you can do without this. it's what i would do Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:38:23 I actually like her alot though Magic thats the problem.
When she isn't in a mood we get on fantastic and i enjoy her company and she's fit! :D Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFCere on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:39:47 give her a bone tone!
Title: Re: Understanding Women Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:40:04 Quote from: "Ralphy" Is something i have yet to master. No matter how nice you are to them, how kind, how helpful, your allways in the wrong and on the end of an ear lashing. I won't discuss my relationship on the net but you get the picture. Discuss. Do you or don't you want us to discuss it? I think you have answered your own problem really. Don't be nice, kind or helpful if it's pointless. Put your foot down fella, or get a new bird. Title: Understanding Women Post by: barry on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:41:19 rite her a rhyme ralphy she will be like potty in your hands.i iz help u if u like,sort of like a ginster version of cyrano jim bergerac
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:41:45 Thats my problem, i'm too nice. I'm allways scared to object for fear of losing them.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:42:41 Barry, can you write me a poem for her? :D
Title: Understanding Women Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:43:03 Quote from: "Ralphy" I actually like her alot though Magic thats the problem. When she isn't in a mood we get on fantastic and i enjoy her company and she's fit! :D doesn't mean anything mate. better fish in the sea which will appreciate being treated right and not have stupid mood swings. fucking annoys me when women do that. no need for it and makes you feel like a cunt. Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:44:27 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Ralphy" I actually like her alot though Magic thats the problem. When she isn't in a mood we get on fantastic and i enjoy her company and she's fit! :D doesn't mean anything mate. better fish in the sea which will appreciate being treated right and not have stupid mood swings. fucking annoys me when women do that. no need for it and makes you feel like a cunt. Your so right. It got me down last time it happened. Title: Understanding Women Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:45:31 exactly mate
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:04:36 Quote from: "magicroundabout" better fish in the sea which will appreciate being treated right and not have stupid mood swings. yeah but shagging a fish isn't nearly as fun.... Title: Understanding Women Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:05:26 Seriously Magic's comment is right though, there's more out there....
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:07:57 agee magic, if they continually give you shit just get rid. everyone deserve a second chance but third forth fifth then they arent worth it
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:23:28 Bin her Ralphy, Life is to short to worry about her mood swings , thats her fucking problem not yours .
Cue being called an arsehole by Birdy :) Title: Understanding Women Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:28:26 spot on though Foggy.
Why should women treat us like shit and expect us to take it. especially when your a top bloke like Ralphy who wouldn't hurt a fly. it's not on Title: Understanding Women Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:34:56 i want to see a woman's response to this :D
as a homogay, i have no understanding of the opposite sex either. Title: Understanding Women Post by: barry on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:38:12 Quote from: "Ralphy" Barry, can you write me a poem for her? :D i iz on it,i iz rite a rhyme so romantic it make barry white look like peter sutcliffe.i iz get back 2 ya. Title: Understanding Women Post by: strooood on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:39:17 perhaps if you werent such a melt and asked for girl advice on an internet forum where everyone takes the piss out of you she'd like you.
oh and ash, you're not allowed to comment on this sort of thing. im sure pad and kingCY will agree :P Title: Understanding Women Post by: Luci on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:40:30 Quote from: "sonic youth" i want to see a woman's response to this :D as a homogay, i have no understanding of the opposite sex either. No reaction from me. You lot must choose the wrong ones! If so then thats your own faults not us women! Moan as much as you like for all I care! All I'm bothered about is what I'm going to have for dinner as I'm starving! Title: Understanding Women Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:43:01 Talk to her and sort it out honestly if you really love her.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:47:49 Quote from: strooood perhaps if you werent such a melt and asked for girl advice on an internet forum where everyone takes the piss out of you she'd like you. Thanks for that advice Dex, that has really helped the lad . He is obviously in mess over this and has asked for some help and up to now no one has ripped the piss out of him . Title: Understanding Women Post by: Devon Red on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:55:19 you say you really like her but if she makes you feel like this then she really isn't worth it. All women have their mood swings but if it gets you down this much then there is no point being with her as a relationship is meant to make you happy all of the time, even if you're fighting.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 15:55:50 Typical dex, no doubt his crew of pad and yates will back him up. Time to grow up. Real life will hit him one day.
Ralph you need to find out whats causing her to act like it. Title: Understanding Women Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:01:34 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Typical dex, no doubt his crew of pad and yates will back him up. Time to grow up. Real life will hit him one day. Ralph you need to find out whats causing her to act like it. :nod: Title: Understanding Women Post by: yeo on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:02:28 You get treated like shit if you allow it.
You need to be less needy Ralph. But hey what the fuck do I know :mrgreen: Title: Understanding Women Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:05:46 shut it yeovil, you always get blokes in trouble with there women!
Title: Understanding Women Post by: barry on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:07:26 i iz get me mum to help wiv da speeling.
I'm the postman of love and I've got a bulging sack gonna make a male delivery right into your crack I'd drive you in my car, put a smile upon your face but your ass is way too big I haven't got the space I took you out to dinner, it was all that you can eat we were in there for hours, now you can't see your feet I don't need you no more you stupid punk ass bitch you look a bit like Meatloaf and my dick has got an itch Clinic time! Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:11:20 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Definitely use that poem ralphy, that can't fail to win her over.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:12:14 bwb posting straight after barry to 'big him up'?
hmmmm... :-))( Title: Understanding Women Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:12:24 Quote from: "barry" i iz get me mum to help wiv da speeling. I'm the postman of love and I've got a bulging sack gonna make a male delivery right into your crack I'd drive you in my car, put a smile upon your face but your ass is way too big I haven't got the space I took you out to dinner, it was all that you can eat we were in there for hours, now you can't see your feet I don't need you no more you stupid punk ass bitch you look a bit like Meatloaf and my dick has got an itch Clinic time! Barry, iz u part of the mouldy looking stain? Title: Understanding Women Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:20:47 that made me roar - legend!
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:22:22 That is good. Barry is blantantly BWB though.
I thought it was yeovil, but he could never manage that :wink: Title: Understanding Women Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:28:18 Quote from: "barry" i iz get me mum to help wiv da speeling. I'm the postman of love and I've got a bulging sack gonna make a male delivery right into your crack I'd drive you in my car, put a smile upon your face but your ass is way too big I haven't got the space I took you out to dinner, it was all that you can eat we were in there for hours, now you can't see your feet I don't need you no more you stupid punk ass bitch you look a bit like Meatloaf and my dick has got an itch Clinic time! Classic......Chaucerian in execution and feel Title: Understanding Women Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:30:36 Women aren't meant to be understandable. Who know's what goes through their heads! I just get on with it. Every woman has a strop now and again...
Title: Understanding Women Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:31:53 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Love you Barry
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:37:18 I'd love to take the credit but I'm sure sonic must know as well as I do it's not me.
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:39:22 Quote from: "stfcfan" Women aren't meant to be understandable. Who know's what goes through their heads! I just get on with it. Every woman has a strop now and again... Pretty much how I've always seen things....the bottom line tends to be they want you either for your money, or your breeding potential or both. Its best if its just breeding potential, because you can get a lot of practice, before deciding you're not quite ready yet.... Title: Understanding Women Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 16:46:07 personally i would punch her in the mouth, then when shes on the floor tread her in whilst shouting your mum was better you miserable cunt.
then again sustained bout of anal sex normally does the trick, who could resist 200 pounds of love ramming their intenstines? Title: Understanding Women Post by: strooood on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 17:02:31 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Typical dex, no doubt his crew of pad and yates will back him up. Time to grow up. Real life will hit him one day. Ralph you need to find out whats causing her to act like it. :nod: :fishing: seriously lads this is too easy. Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 17:29:44 IMO I wouldn't class myself as a moaner but honestly sometimes men just drive you to it. They never know what the fuck they want, and why is it that when a man is in a mood they will never tell you what is wrong? If they did it would make life easier. God I am moaning ha ha :D
If she is moody with you Ralphy for no reason tell her to fuck off. Women have strops to get attention and it seems like you are giving it to her. Title: Understanding Women Post by: paddy on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 19:03:24 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" agee magic, if they continually give you shit just get rid. everyone deserve a second chance but third forth fifth then they arent worth it you sure?? Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 21:32:36 Written just last week on another thread....
Quote from: "ralphy" Don't give a shit anymore cos i have a girl that makes me happy and i don't care what others think. You put the mockers on that one :D Title: Understanding Women Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 21:35:23 tut tut village you have done it now you burk
Title: Understanding Women Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 3, 2006, 07:23:01 I love that poem barry :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Understanding Women Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, August 3, 2006, 08:05:37 Quote from: "Ralphy" I love that poem barry :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: But did she Ralphy? Title: Understanding Women Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 3, 2006, 11:51:26 If we ever came to understanding women, women would change. They like to make us work. Everyone must have played the worst game in the world, called 'guess why I'm upset.' Hours of fun...
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