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Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: janaage on Monday, July 31, 2006, 09:30:38
Inspired by Julie Andrews, and the hills of Austria

Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise
Swindon Town forever,
Red and white, Oxford are shite,
Bless my hometown forever

(To the tune of Edelweiss)


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 31, 2006, 10:47:45
I'm not sure the average Town Ender is going to know the tune to Idle Vice from Sound of Music.


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, July 31, 2006, 10:50:06
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I'm not sure the average Town Ender is going to know the tune to Idle Vice from Sound of Music.


You're not wrong Reg, Your not wrong.

I havnt got a fucking clue. :shrug:


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: janaage on Monday, July 31, 2006, 10:52:56
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I'm not sure the average Town Ender is going to know the tune to Idle Vice from Sound of Music.


I'll file that one in the "get to know your target audience" section.


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 31, 2006, 17:00:55
I have a chant for the season:

Oh Swindon Town
Oh Swindon Town
We are on loan
We are on loan
We're Swindon Town and we're on loan
We're only in League 2 for Oxford
But they got scared and they went down

Repeat...


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, July 31, 2006, 17:04:49
yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize

Thanks to Barry for that one.


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: LoyalSupporter on Monday, July 31, 2006, 17:37:35
Heres one for Shaun O’Hanlon

Shaun O’Hanlon’s illegitimate
He has got no birth certificate
He’s got aids he cant get rid of it
He should of gone to Brighton


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 31, 2006, 20:02:24
i still say when we sing that Na na na na fuck off.
We should end it with Swindon. unless we're playing the pox or the shitty.

sounds so much better


Title: My new, rather camp, song for Dennis
Post by: DV on Monday, July 31, 2006, 20:09:02
here are my latest song offerings

Fola, Fola
we all agree he's better than Zola

Or...

Theres only one Super RoboCock
One super RoboCock
one used to like the booze
the other likes tattoos
walking in a RoboCock wonder land

really, we need a chant for super curtis weston