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Title: Oh cock Post by: walrus on Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:19:37 I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? I've got a fucking cracked heel. It's keeping me off work, I don't get sick pay, and walking on crutches is harder than it looks. I'm going to Tenerife in 2 weeks and might not be off crutches in time.
Not happy. :| How did I crack my heel? Yes it's my own stupid fault. Yes I was drunk. Me and my mate got lost after walking home a couple of Swedish girls, got lost in someone's garden, jumped onto a garage, and then off the roof, landing on my left heel. Title: Oh cock Post by: yeo on Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:21:22 :D Im sure you've told us this.
you drink to much Walrus :shock: Title: Oh cock Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:26:09 poor little squirrel
Title: Re: Oh cock Post by: Turbo on Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:28:46 Quote from: "Walrus" I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? In a topic called "Oh Cock." What exactly did you think people would be assuming after the first sentance of your post? Title: Re: Oh cock Post by: walrus on Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:52:22 Quote from: "Turbo" Quote from: "Walrus" I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? In a topic called "Oh Cock." What exactly did you think people would be assuming after the first sentance of your post? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Oh shit... Yeh I might have posted it Yeovil... didn't know I'd damaged meself this badly though.... :( Title: Oh cock Post by: walrus on Monday, July 31, 2006, 16:42:55 Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay.
I'm off to kill myself. :| :( :( :( Title: Oh cock Post by: blinkpip on Monday, July 31, 2006, 16:58:03 Maybe you should use your brain a bit more. You never seem to learn.
Title: Oh cock Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 31, 2006, 18:41:08 Quote from: "Walrus" Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay. I'm off to kill myself. :| :( :( :( serves you right for being a cunt to me friday night :wink: Title: Oh cock Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, July 31, 2006, 19:13:24 Sounds like another run of the mill Walrus night out :shock:
Title: Oh cock Post by: walrus on Monday, July 31, 2006, 19:17:10 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Walrus" Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay. I'm off to kill myself. :| :( :( :( serves you right for being a cunt to me friday night :wink: You have magic powers.... evil magic powers. You must be a witch. :D OST - possibly, but this one's put me out of action. :cry: |