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what is the point of them??

im sat opposite a lady at work and fuck me can she eat.today i took it upon myself to monitor what she is eating as im concerned for her and im nice like that..

started off with.alpen bar good start i thought,then some toast,bag of choc raisins (big bag) pack of crisps,3 crusty rolls ,a peparami then 2 more rolls. the ice cream man arrived outside our work and she bought a magnum and she is now on her 2nd bottle of coke..she still has unopened crisps and sweets on her desk and she does not finish til 8 as she started at 11.30..

everytime i stand up i have to count my toes now

fat knacker. can she see her feet when she is stood up?

mate no disrespect intended but i cant even see her feet

she's eaten that in 5 hours.
what a fatty.

I have a fatty in our office who is always complaining he's tired.
All he eats allday is biscuits and crisps.
he goes to Tescos every morning for a multi bag of walkers and some chocolate digestives.

i have just hid her sweets :D

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she is going fuckin nuts

I have only had a ham sandwich today

i don't want to know

And I bet she moans she's fat!! That pisses me off when fat people moan that they're fat and don't know why- wel lstop fucking eating and get some exercise!  :x

I've never understood being so fat that it affects your fitness.
Believe it or not, I'm a very fit person (for a porker), I regularly go down the gym and play football.
I don't get people who struggle to breathe properly and shit like that, you may enjoy the food, but the time you are not eating, must be a real shit, 200 times worse than the joy you get from food.

I don't eat a lot, or really drink alot and I get loads of exercise, I am still fat  :cry:

Magic I said ham, not sausage  :wink:

bollocks if you get exercise and burn more calories that what you eat you will lose weight FACT.

not if you have medical problems cuntface

she could be ill??or she might not be fat and just saying she is fat..girls are like that

thats what annoys ne the most, medical problems or its in my genes FUCK OFF IS IT!! if u have medical problems how can u do all this exercise u do??

I am not posting my personal medical problems on here dickface.  I play netball twice or 3 times a week and I have 3 horses to look after and I do an awful lot of walking, I used to go to the gym 3 times a week too. kiss my hole you spasticated muppetted cuntfaced arsehole

Shes got aids. :|

thanks pieface. teh super aids at that

You're not fat birdy!  :wink:  :)

I love you christopher  :wink:

tell that to paralympians you cruel bastard!

i'm fat cos i'm lazy and don't exercise. my diet's not that bad really, walking to my car is about as much exercise as i ever get 8)

She's not fat, just big boned...........ooh err missus...

I run 5 miles about 3 or 4 times a week and do my post round everyday but i still have a beer belly  :)

Don't give a shit anymore cos i have a girl that makes me happy and i don't care what others think.

soppy cunt

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Yep suck my balls big boy.

Don't be a cunt, just because you're presumably some sort of super fit adonis with a clean bill of health with no worries about what you eat while you're at the gym all week does not give you the right to judge other people with genuine reasons to have weight issues!

Grow up and learn some respect!

kinky dont worry mate i think he is probably a big fat fucker himself .just insults people to soften the blow of retardness

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whos that?
Palmala Handerson  :wink:

No magic, your be impressed believe me.

Not from Chippy.

thats a good start.how does she feel about sharing you with your dad..

is she ok with this :wink:

She isn't too happy about it.

thats mums for you

But she'll come round?

Suppose she'll have to if that's the price to pay for a lifetime of happiness with the friendly neighbourhood postie. :)

I'm working on it KT.

bring her up mate and i'll try her out before i approve :wink:

Ha ha, we've got one woman like this at work. On a normal day she eats:

Breakfast - cereal with milk
Crisps
Sandwich - brought from home
Bottle of Coke
Fruit Salad
Crisps
Bottle of Coke
Biscuits/Sweets
Bottle of Coke
Sandwich - from the shop at work
Crisps

And she's supposedly 'watching her weight'. Watching it grow more like.

You fucking won't!

I'm going past your house on sunday though! Her dad lives in Shrewsbury.

Pictures please Ralphy  :nod:

oh fucking cheers MATE!!! :mrgreen:

I don't think so. Look at your ones of birdy.

anyway cunt bag when are you coming up for a beer?
bring bird friend if you like?

got spare room etc if you want to stay over

When i get round to it!

Been abit busy latelly working and traveling.

I'll have a look at the calender tonight and sort it.

that's insane.

i'd wager that i'm fatter and heavier than her, but my typical diet consists of:

breakfast - alpen or a banana
lunch - sandwich crisps at college or salad at home
tea - homecooked meal, often chicken or pasta

don't drink coffee, alcohol and haven't drank tea for awhile. don't drink soft drinks very often and usually either drink water, fruit squash or organic fruit juice. i eat plenty of fruit and veg. only time i'll eat burgers/fast food is if i'm at footy or down the pub, takeaway once a month at the most.

compared to these people's diets i feel quite good!

u iz turn down a bird dat is work in a chippy iz u mental or sumfing.u cud eat like a king.i iz try an chat up a woman from da chippy but her grandsun chase mi up da road wiv a baseball bat.

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Barry is the best poster on here.

I must be getting old  :roll:

Where as my diet is almost the opposite to this...yet Im a skinny fucker...

wierd how things work sometimes

you also exercise quite a lot 8) perhaps this means that if i bothered to try and get fit, i'd be a skinny jesus lookalike too.

Probably, at the moment Im playing football tuesday lunch time, tuesday evening, wednesday evening, thursday evening, sunday morning fitness training, sunday evening and again sunday evening  8)

Played 90 minutes 11 a side this evening, pitch was fucking shit and solid

I don't have time to eat because im so busy exercising.

That's a coincidence, i'm the opposite.

I play 5-a-side once maybe twice a week.
Apart from walking out of the office to have a fag on a regular basis thats about as much exercise as I do.

I am contemplating cycling to work this morning though....

i played 100 minutes last night, two halves of 50. so nerrrrrr

He really isn't.

it iz not my fault.

i iz do a poll

Lighten up you lot! Barry makes me laugh with his little stories.  :D

I just had to revitalise this thread.

I actually took the effort to record what the fat bitch at work actually eats and keep a log for day. I was bored and had nothing better to do. Here is how the day went

9:00 she arrives at work
9:30 packet of salt and vinegar crisps
10:00 packet of smokey bacon crisps and a can of Irn Bru
11:00 Pot of grapes and a bottle of coke zero
11:30 when she see's I'm off to the shop for a paper she asks me to get her a double decker and a packet of worcester sauce french fries because the grapes just don't do it for her
12:30 Tuna mayo sandwich (made with six slices of bread) with another can of Irn Bru
1:30 Can of diet coke

Fuck me she can eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and... you get the picture

this is easy that point in fat people is that they keep good honest people up and down the country in work.

Supply and demand  :soapy tit wank:

x actly

She may have Prader-Willi syndrome and can't help it. What's your excuse? :wink:

Ha ha, she has a disease alright. It's called "I'lleatandeatandeatwhatthefuckiwantwhenthefuckiwant".

http://www.bhf.org.uk/homepage/uploaded/f4t2_v3.gif

Heard that on the news today. 1 packet of crisps a day is equivalent to drinking 5 litres of cooking oil a year!  :shock:

and the funny thing is that say theyve reduced it by 70%