Thetownend.com

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/DSCF0381.jpg

Hes going on the Bank hopefully 8)

Nice one!!

Some managers not long ago would have had a person that 'fit' starting for us!! :soapy tit wank:

This idea is so brilliant.Yeovil you are a genius 8)

yeovil sir, you've outdone yourself again. nice one!

:mrgreen:  8)

Thats ace.

What would be even better is that in the window of WHSmith in Town is a giant cardboard cut out cyberman.

That fella needs a town shirt and a space next to Homer on the bank

ive been trying to get a Cyberman one went on Ebay for £61.00 though.I cant compete against the Who fans :D

I got this though

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/DSCF0379.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:D  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Would have been even funnier if your dog had of been cocking his leg in that pic  :D,

You can get star wars ones from Play.com  8)

there's only room for one vicky pollard and im going with sade every time!

I love YeovilRed :P

I thought Sadie was on holiday.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

They both have Red Mak's purchased for them if it rains.

Ha ha. Quality. :soapy tit wank:

Maybe we should buy a whole load of cardboard cut-outs to fill the bank up!

Buffy - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BUFFY-THE-VAMPIRE-SLAYER-CARDBOARD-CUT-OUT_W0QQitemZ290011136384QQihZ019QQcategoryZ36554QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Austin Powers - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Powers-Red-Suit-standup-standee-cutout_W0QQitemZ300009445261QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2312QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Dr Evil - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Dr-Evil-Austin-Powers-standup-standee-cutout_W0QQitemZ300009445266QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2312QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Terminator - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Terminator-3-Arnie-standup-standee-cutout_W0QQitemZ300011455038QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2312QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That was yeovils idea, keep up  :wink:

I had a rocky but I think I left it at uni. disaster.

I saw that Rocky cut out, it was awesome!

it used to scare the crap out of me when I forgot it was there.

ooh, Alan has the Buffy one ready for the Bank, I remember that.

Chelle has got a couple of cut outs too 8)

Yep, some Manga girl I think and a Darth Vader on the way.

I remember a Broke Back Beckham as well and  Little Britain Lou and Andy combo, and talk of a Buzz Aldrin, Jesus and a Storm Trooper.

Nah thats DV  :wink: he's not a cut out and he's sitting near me not on the Stratton Bank :P

What date is cardboard day and where can I send my cut out to please?

send it to me :D

Theres no date its sort of on going.

I really want to get Homer hehind the goal so when  you get a goal picture in the paper Homer is stood there looking on 8)

Walt Flanagans Dog has a Bobba Fett cut out from Star Wars.

He's a geek though so doubt he'll let his prized possession sit on the bank. In fact its probablly wrapped in plastic to keep its geek re-sale value high

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

that is a point, what if it rains? It'll be absolute carnage  :D

Yeovil PM me your address guv and I'll get it on the way.

Chelle's got plastic macs for tham :soapy tit wank:

I'm thinking they need to be strategically positioned each week into a series of comprimising situations.  They will be behind the goal when possible (which to be honest will be all but 2 games I'd think).  Also visiting away grounds with their coats and scarves no doubt.

They are also going to hold some flags up.

I have some euro disney poncho's I can donate  :D

This just gets better and better.

We going to have a cardboard super firm. Lets dress them up in Stone Island Jumpers and baseball caps :D

Surely Mark D could donate some of his old flasher macs for them to use? That way they'd not only keep dry but could alarm old ladies!

Just what we need....

A cardboard cut out support! just amunition for opposition supporters. Id piss myself if oxford did this! :-))(

They didn't do plastic versions.

have a sense of humor Jock strap  :wink:

The though of a cyberman "casual" is making me laugh uncontrolably at my desk. people ar giving me funny looks - more so than usual

ha ha ha  :mrgreen:

Yeovil is a Legend.

http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2638&start=195

The Broke Back Beckham in full glory is included.

That's a class idea! I reckon it should be given a go!

If you are gonna do it you should paint his shirt like the new home shirt :mrgreen:

we need The Fonz and Mr. T....

Good shout, DV.  I'll buy a Mr.T if I can find one.

I too would like to take this opportunity to profess my love for Yeovil Red :D  Cracking idea, and well worth it for a laugh.

I had a look for a Hoff one on e bay but no luck  :cry:

I want a Bo Selecta Michael Jackson to stand on the Bank.  8)

CHA'MONE MUTHA FUCKA

hmmmmmm...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Dr-Evil-Austin-Powers-standup-standee-cutout_W0QQitemZ290012497036QQihZ019QQcategoryZ2312QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wonder if we could get ocuts of Jim Smith and Gary Johnson - would be ace to have them in Swindon kits on the bank. 8)

Yeovil; that is class. That Homer is excellent.

class idea  :)

Reading's plastic fans have nothing on us. We've got cardboard cutout superhero fans  8)

Who's sorting out Terminator again?

Geri Halliwell anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140012584288&fromMakeTrack=true

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

We could stick this guy on the bank to look after the away fans

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DARTH-MAUL-LIFE-SIZE-FIGURE-6-FT-RARE_W0QQitemZ220009976347QQihZ012QQcategoryZ60360QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Damn that Alan H I found a lifesize Lou & Andy for a fiver but he's already got one.

8) I just won a 6ft King Kong for a fiver

 8)

That was my 2nd choice, just as well I forgot to bid.

Should I?   :D

http://www.h-and-f-trade.de/ingo_gmbh_en/assets/images/Female-1-Stehend-1.jpg

:shock:

*shudder*

yep :D

that's just freaky, I'd say no to the Bank, but each to their own in their own home!

It's off to Yeovils house so he can re-create that dodgy 80's film Mannequin.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093493/

It's not so much "should you" as "would you", that's what I'd like to know  :shock:

Unfortunately there's no working orifices Paul but if you've got a drill....

One of these I want. But America it is located, and arsed I cannot be.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/YODA-STAR-WARS-STAND-UP-Movie-Cardboard_W0QQitemZ7582461847QQihZ017QQcategoryZ197QQssPageNameZWD2VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The crowning jewel would be putting a 'WISE' shirt on him

Couldn't you just get a yoda's head then? Doesn't matter what the body is if it's covered by a shirt...

Yes I suppose. Where do you get Yoda heads from though? I could make one I suppose.

Gaah! Yuk. Wish I'd not said anything now (a common feeling, I grant you)

If someone can get a picture of Wise...

http://www.cardboardcutout.net/layout1.jsp?posnName=main&pageNo=0&s1=44&s2=&page=list&list=432&sideList=6&title=Transformers&stitle=Transformers

this is being delivered next week

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/dorothy.jpg
im going to put  a hat on toto

I am currently bidding for a lifesize geri halliwell

How about Elvis - a bit pricey though and £10 postage...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LIFE-SIZE-ELVIS-PRESLEY-IDEAL-ROCK-N-ROLL-PARTY-GUEST_W0QQitemZ190014158070QQihZ009QQcategoryZ433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

8)  I dunno how far this should go, but funds allowing surely this site is all you need ?!?

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/SciFi-Film-Comic-Calendar-Starstore_Life-Size-Standups-Standees_W0QQcolZ4QQdirZQ2d1QQfsubZ6QQftidZ2QQtZkm

Ace they have Optimu Prime and superman!!!

Are you lucinda bidding on jelly halliwell?

yes  :oops:  you can outbid me if you like?

that's ok....no need to bump the price up.

are you sure.......... :D

I'd get the Ian Dowie standup but it's only 3ft tall

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gollum-standup-Lord-of-the-Rings-standee_W0QQitemZ290011078528QQihZ019QQcategoryZ2326QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem

I'm working with the future mother in law to procure a cyberman free of charge 8)

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Better not stand it in front of me, I wouldnt be able to see the game

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  poor bushey

:D

:D

gd

I'm going to laugh if I see you turning up at matchday with a life size Geri under one arm....... :mrgreen:

Don't mean to piss on anyone's pizza, but have the club given the ok for this to go ahead?

I am going to say it is yours

good point.

I say we do it anyway

we were given a subtle nod, awaiting full confirmation, but Devlin's response to the last question here suggests it should all be ok:

http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/devlin.html

means he must have read it.  I suppose the only issue would surround the use of the image as will end up on TV and the paper?

I say we sneak them in anyway.  Long coats, pretend beards and big hats, the guys on the turnstyles will never suspect a thing.  I'm game to take in Buffy.

which one of you cunts out bid me on the Geri Halliwell  :x

I used to have a Steve Mcmahon cut out.....as things got bad...it was stored behind the cupboard at the top of the stairs......watching final score after a particularly crap away defeat somewhere up north like Oldham 5-0.....there was aload crash in the hall and Steve had landed  head down at the foot of the stairs, I took this as a sign.

  Steve was sent to Barnfield Road.

   Got  a full size Lenny Henry.

I did  :mrgreen:

But I'm not a cunt, thank you.

Just kidding Birdy, I've no idea really, but winding you up knowing you are ill makes me feel a little better on a bad day. Maybe I am a cunt after all....

I was bidding on that, but I didn't win it. So I'd also like to know which cunt outbid me and Birdy.

might be worth posting in this thread and the one in the L&P forum when you are about to begin bidding on something, Bedford and Chelle almost started bidding against each as well.

Hands off agent smith then he's mine.

I don't think you are a cunt just a cu  :mrgreen:

6ft fat Bob coming up in a couple of days as well...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Robbie-Williams-ex-Take-That-Life-Size-Standee_W0QQitemZ230013056755QQihZ013QQcategoryZ58702QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Very cool Daz 8)

I've only just caught onto this (May have something - will go searching)
Can someone collect any contributions from North Swindon?

 :o  you cunt oh well least I don't have to carry it all the way to footy with me on Tuesday  :D

Bollocks missed it again  :(

Just a thought...

Can any of these be made to sit down?  It's just that when you go to pick them up at the end of the game you'll probably find they've all been ejected and banned for standing up :-))(

Yep, it can be arranged.

PM Yeovil and he will sort it out, it's all his fault anyway. I'm happy to pick up, but the co-ordination needs to be in one place.

BTW don't forget that the first cutout display will be Rochdale on Saturday 12th (the nod from the club still awaited - should hear today).

 :D

That would make the front page of the next day's News of the World, wouldn't it?

*** CLUB GIVES GO AHEAD ***

We are on for the first cutout display at the Rochdale match.

The L&P crew will be there from 11am as usual, putting flags and stuff out on the Bank, so if anybody wants to drop in anytime between then and kick off please feel free.

I'm happy to pick up around Swindon as well (either in the week or before 10am on Saturday), please PM Yeovil Red to arrange.

is anyone keeping a track of who we have?  I mean, It's just going to look stupid if we have two Dart Vaders in the crowd! :wink:

I think Triseros has requested something similar on the L&P Forum, Rob.

I'll collate a list and post on both and I can't be arsed to do any work this afternoon.

Ace.

STFC Bobba Fett will be there 8)

Can you get into the bank, or will we need to holler through the gates for you attention or something??

You can get in via the gate between the Town End and the Arkells if you're early enough.

After about 12 the stewards start getting a bit heavy but if you say "flags for the Bank" or "it's ok with Ron Topp - he gave permission" at that gate you should be ok. If not ask for Ron or give me a call on 07765 411 604 and I will come and get you.

Mex has got in ok a few times with his flag without any problems I believe.

only coz mex is god  :D

LOUD AND PROUD
David Beckham, Buffy, Lou and Andy, Homer, Vicky Pollard, King Kong, Manga/Japanese Girl, Dorothy, Bart Simpson.
MAYBEDarth Vadar, Storm Trooper, Jesus, Buzz Aldrin.

THE TOWN END
Fat Bob

Thanks, STFC4LYF...

Here's a more complete list with owners and current bids. Please post updates so we don't bid against each other/end up with multiple personalities (schizoid?):

CONFIRMED

Broke Back Beckham - Kevjoycreed
Buffy - Alan H
Lou and Andy - Alan H
Homer - Yeovil
Vicky Pollard - Yeovil
Darth Vader - Chelle
Star Wars Trooper - Chelle
Magna/animee Japanese Girl - Chelle
7' King Kong - Yeovil
Bart - Chelle
Dorothy - Mex
Bobba Fett - Piemonte

BIDDING

Arwen - Alan H
Jesus - Alan H
Obi Wan Kanobi - Chelle
Cyberman - Piemonte (in negotiation)
Robbie - Dazza (?)
Agent Smith - Dazza (?)

ACCESSORIES ETC

Swindon scarves (8.) - Yeovil
Red plastic macs (10) - Chelle

If you miss out, just get DV to stand on the bank really still ....

someone should really email soccer am about this.

I'm not optimistic about the cyberman currently :(

Bobba fett will come pre-dressed

Nah, lets let it become a cult fable.  Someone will just spot it on a clip of one of our goals and then we can let it grow from there!!

 8)

I work in there so next time I am in I will try and sort it  :wink:

here we go
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/dorothy-1.jpg

I agree Rob, it will take everybody completely by supprise. :D

I think Triseros has let Soccer Am in on the gag, so we might end up being featured.  Doubt they'll have to time to prep though, so it should only appear (if at all) after the event.

Are you gonna drive down the m25 with her hair blowing in the breeze next to you?  :D

quick to get back to Swindon though - just knock her feet together and say "there's no place like home"

or she could follow the yellow brick road........

nah that goes to the Emerald City

I think we should try and fend this off, TBH. At least for a month or so until some more Town fans have got the gist and contributed. I've had a few phone calls from interested parties (including SN1) who have all suggested that we try and up the "Bank attendance" to a reasonable level before we go public.

Otherwise it could just look like a naff attempt to pretend that STFC is "well supported" in League Two.

I concur.