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Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 18:30:54
The FIFA president Shit Splatter is apparently going to experiment later this year with two referees, one in each half.

I've heard it all now!

http://www.worldsoccer.com/news/Blatter_contemplates_two_referees_news_88155.html


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 18:36:10
:shock:


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: STFC_Chris on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 18:48:49
What a ridiculous idea, Blatter really does not have a clue.

"The referees are wankers, the referees are wankers..." just not the same is it? What if one of them is ok and the other is a complete twunt? Doesn't bare thinking about, so many complications. :x


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 19:05:35
Did you know, Sepp Blatters wife is called fanny?


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 20:54:19
Fanny Blatter  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: SwindonStevo on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:05:51
four linos would be a better option.


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:06:41
even better option- no portugal. ever


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:11:03
Oh please - Some one stick a bullet in Blatter's head!


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:49:55
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Oh please - Some one stick a bullet in Blatter's head!


Blatter be the day!


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:51:03
imagine the brain blatter on the wall


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:52:10
Blatter the devil you know


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:53:58
i can i have extra blatter on my fish :?


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:56:02
Id like saimese twin refs or 2 headed ones..surely in this day and age its possible to breed freaks.


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:57:20
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Id like saimese twin refs or 2 headed ones..surely in this day and age its possible to breed freaks.


Well you're living proof  :wink:


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 21:58:14
are you saying yeovil red is wolverine?


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:00:55
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Id like saimese twin refs or 2 headed ones..surely in this day and age its possible to breed freaks.


 I've always thought a lino with the optics of a chameleon would be the way forward....linos could have been cloned from the late Marty Feldman..(old readers only}...but the chance was wasted.


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:04:12
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Id like saimese twin refs or 2 headed ones..surely in this day and age its possible to breed freaks.


 I've always thought a lino with the optics of a chameleon would be the way forward....linos could have been cloned from the late Marty Feldman..(old readers only}...but the chance was wasted.


Ive got eyes like Marty Feldman..well they arent quite that bad but an old bloke I used to work with used to call me marty :shock:


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:06:08
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/tombakerornormal/_36687729_marty_150.jpg

hahah ace 8)


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:27:31
It probably wasn't a compliment was it?


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:33:11
No but I dont mind :D


Title: Two referees ?
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, 22:39:00
i can see the likeness...