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i woke up in a b&b in bexhill on sea yesterday. not sure how.

i hope everything's in order downstairs, that's walrus territory isn't it?

I woke up in your Mum's bed this morning.

With your Father :o

i woke up in my bed at 3pm today. i slept through college.

What was lying next to you David?

Fully clothed tends to be as exciting as I get nowadays.

Mine arent very exciting.

I woke up on the kitchen floor after a night out once....erm and when I fell out of bed.....obviously I was on the floor.

 8) My friends is the best, he woke up in his ex girlfriends back garden.

in our now dead family dogs basket - with him giving me evils from across the kitchen :D

I fell asleep in someones front garden bush after a drunken punch up once, to be woken up by a hedgehog sniffing my ear  :|

Piccadilly line tube trains at Cockfosters, LT night buses in the middle of fucking nowhere in Herts (Cheshunt?) or BR Northampton after a particularly vicious piss-up.

pitch n putt course in Newquay, which was only about 30 seconds from the apartment we were renting!

The story about me which always reverberates round my friends is when I woke up in Corfu with a holiday rep peeing in my mouth.  He was standing on a table while I was slumped past out in a chair.  Was our last night so it would have been rude not to have been cunted....

grounds of an old peoples home next to a river. with a bloody nose.

in a shed.

on the A somthing or other in baydon.

nothing too exciting though

I think I totalled my car on that road good Mr Carver.

outside newbury libary  :oops:  :D

In a random block of the halls I wasn't staying in - complete with face stamps and puke stains  :?

under a white rose rose windows van.parked in the garages 30 secs from my house aswell

in a ditch a mile from my house. i'd managed to board a bus but missed my stop, had to jump in the ditch to avoid a car.

i didnt realise that was you :wink:

after a night out in old town i awoke in a field outside salisbury, fuck knows how i got there,

night  out in brum woke up in bed with some chinese girl in cannock whilst her husband was asleep on the sofa bed opposite! yes i was stark bollock naked. no idea what happened.

i once was walking past the harvester (west swindon) and thought ill have a kip on the floor as i was fucked.....i woke up with people doing walking past with shopping , mums were grabbing hold of their kids so they couldnt go near the tramp. :beers:  happy days.

Me and Bushey Boy had one of there tables away from outside in the early hours of last year.  Woke up with it in his garden but couldn't remeber how it got there considering he lives 10 minute walk away!!    :?  :doh:

I'm a homing pigeon when I get really drunk, although it's probably fair to say homing pigeons don't turn up with so many unexplained injuries.  The worst I've ever done was being woken up on the school playing fields by my headmaster, which led to suspension and an assembly on the dangers of alcohol.  I wanted to point out that it was because I'd had an empty stomach after spending my lunch money on drink, but I thought it was probably better to keep schtum.

I woke up in a completly familiar place at about 4:30am sunday morning.. my bedroom.. however my light was on which was a bit strange considering I'd turned it off before I went to bed, then I spotted something out of the corner of my eye, there was a girl who I had never met before in just her bra and pants asleep on my bedroom floor.
It confused the fuck out of me considering I hadn't had a drink or even a smoke that evening.

On the floor next to her was a wrapped-up tea towel containing exactly £1.57, a hairbrush and a packet of fags..

i woke up in a deflated bouncy castle once in just my pants!