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Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:41:28 Last night me and my workmate watched the Holland vs Argentina match with a load of Budweiser and a large selection of very strong French cheeses. This morning he phoned in sick saying his ass had exploaded and there was blood and shit everywhere :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
He just got back from the quacks and had to have an injection up his ass to calm his stomach down and the doctor told him he's burst a vein his ass :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I haven't stopped laughing for an hour now. Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:42:17 Now if the same happens to you, that would be fucking hilarious :twisted:
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: kevjoycreed on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:45:05 :shock:
Thats bad Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:45:16 No because i only ate the Brie and the Stilton :wink:
He ate lots of goat's cheese and some really, really smelly stuff. Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Sade on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:01:44 :chunder: Thats quite rank.
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:04:13 Ralphy that is not nice, how would you like it if your arse exploded?
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:32:14 aah the classic combination of bud and blue cheese.
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Spud on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 14:30:51 Thanks for that Ralphy. :?
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:42:28 well i thought is was funny :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:46:08 Can cheese really cause that sort of rupture or is a case of firing it out so fast it snagged and broke a pipe on the way out?
Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:51:01 Quote from: "dazzza" Can cheese really cause that sort of rupture or is a case of firing it out so fast it snagged and broke a pipe on the way out? I think it was the frequency he was going to the toilet and the volume leaving his body! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Fucking Ace Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 23, 2006, 03:02:57 is he a regular cheese eater? i ingest alot of the stuff myself (mostly extra mature cheddar) so am slightly concerned by potential anul blow-out as a result of over-cheesing
Title: Re: Fucking Ace Post by: red macca on Friday, June 23, 2006, 07:57:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" Last night me and my workmate watched the Holland vs Argentina match with a load of Budweiser and a large selection of very strong French cheeses. This morning he phoned in sick saying his ass had exploaded and there was blood and shit everywhere :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: are you sure you didnt drink to much budweiser and start to play with his bum bum.this seems more logicall to me than eating cheese..He just got back from the quacks and had to have an injection up his ass to calm his stomach down and the doctor told him he's burst a vein his ass :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I haven't stopped laughing for an hour now. its ok ralphy its not a crime Title: Fucking Ace Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, June 24, 2006, 15:48:38 Quote from: "oxford_fan" is he a regular cheese eater? i ingest alot of the stuff myself (mostly extra mature cheddar) so am slightly concerned by potential anul blow-out as a result of over-cheesing Yeah he loves his Stilton, Brie and Shropshire Blue. This paticular cheese was a soft french cheese which stunk to high heaven! |