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Oh.  Last night got a bit messy, I absolutely hate this feeling of knowing you made a cunt of yourself and did some really stupid things last night but not really being able to fix them.  It makes me want to go out again and try and put them right.  I'm never drinking again.  Last night went too far.  

:|

Please someone else tell me their hungover and embarrassed to make me feel better?  Anyone made a total tit of themselves recently?

I get the impression you are a bit of a maniac when you are pissed Mr Walrus :shock:

Just an observation.

I've been there though - Not recently, but I have been there :wink:

And you are helping nozza with his problems  :?

what did you do this time?

I'm not posting what happened it's a bit bad...   :?

Ohh ST whatever gave you that idea?!   :D

Nozza's my prodigy....  he'll have a mullet before the year's out!   8)

tbh walrus, most of the stuff you have posted is quite bad, so nothing will come as a shock  :wink:

I am going to email nozza

I had one bad night, now i don't drink much.

You can't tell us you did something but not tell us what!  That kinda thing is really annoying!

he did a guy up the pooper i reckon.

felching!

Post it you bastard!

The speculation is just killing me.

Walrus you will never learn!  :-))(

I reckon Walrus was the kid that rang up Vibe 101 this morning and said that he ate a horse turd last night as he was absolutely lashed.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:

Or the other way round  :?

I'm going out tonight for my housemate's birthday, although I doubt I'll do anything that stupid, I'll probably so some silly things.

Walrus your gonna learn the hard way one day like i did, in court.

I didn't really do anything too silly, but had great fun in the end. Amazingly I remember it all, even after a confusing game of 21, although some bloke in the Dorchester kept talking about his time in prison and then got pissy with me when I decided to stop listening and play pool.

21 does my head in...  and gets me wasted!  What's the nightlife like in Southampton?  Have you been out in Portsmouth?  Verdict?

what is 21??

I haven't been to Portsmouth, no. Southampton doesn't really have massive places, but there's a good variety of places and music.


That's the rules of 21, I can't be arsed to explain them! Changing number 10 to any famous film quote was quite cool last night though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_%28drinking_game%29

Walrus, can you just tell us all what you did Thursday night ffs!

i would but some people on here with harsher morals might hate me for it....

the censored version - went out drinking before the game and gradually got merry.  by 10pm the three of us who had been there from the start were royally smashed, and thought it'd be a good idea to try the strongest shot behind the bar.  after that things go a little blurry, but, after urinating in a church letterbox, we still managed to get in a club.  i nipped to the pissers and spewed, without the knowledge of my friend, before pulling.  at the time i thought she was pretty minging, but on seeing a picture my friend took (friends always seem to take pictures of me pulling...   :?  ) she was much worse than i remembered.  my ex was present and, still probably reeking of vomit, i gave the girl the slip.

my ex wanted to talk to me, so we went outside and hugged.  she was a bit upset, but then i was barred from getting back in.  i was sleeping at a mates so "waited" outside til 2am (it was only midnight).  there were a few indiscrepancies during this waiting period i can't go in to....  i then ended up in tesco's later on and shoplifted random, useless items that i had no need for.  yes im a wrong'un.  

 :oops:  :(

Sounds like a normal night out for you tbh!

Email me the uncensored version  8)

(I won't post it)

I just saw the spit of you in Sports World in Oxford  :shock:

Pre or post mullet?  I mite PM you it later if I'm feeling lary...  Ask me when I'm drunk!   :D

and me  :D

and me

Pre-mullet. Birdy spotted him first, he was very pretty  :gay:

The scary thing is, I was shopping in Oxford  :oops:

scarier, you shop in sports world  :wink:

Birdy was getting an England shirt for her dad for fathers day.

I just hung around the ladies changing rooms trying to see some flange :D

whatever, you were buying some flourescent green donnay trainers werent you?

Pink Diadora actually :oops: