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Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 14:40:43 It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Therefore: WATER = SHIT BEER = HEALTH Free yourself of shit - drink BEER!!! :beers: Moral: It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 16:05:03 the man he tell the truth by crikey!
:beers: Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 16:23:17 Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss ! :o
NMH Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 19:53:36 Quote from: "Nomoreheroes" Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss ! :o NMH Hence why I drink Guinness or micro brews! Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 19:55:14 What in god's earth is a micro brew?
It's not one of those French stubby things is it? Title: Re: Water and Beer Education Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, June 15, 2006, 20:18:14 Quote from: "coxernator" It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Therefore: WATER = SHIT BEER = HEALTH Free yourself of shit - drink BEER!!! :beers: Moral: It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... Which is why, people in the Middle Ages didn't drink water, but drank ale instead.....nippers were given a weak brew called small beer....hence the expression. Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, June 16, 2006, 02:56:28 Quote from: "coxernator" Quote from: "Nomoreheroes" Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss ! :o NMH Hence why I drink Guinness or micro brews! Micro-brews really range in quality for me. The best ones I have tried are 'Shiner Bock' , 'Fat Tire' & 'Avalanche'. The first is a Texas beer while the other are Coloradan. NMH P.S. Micro-brew = Small brewery. eg. Like Theakstons, Black Sheep, Badger Beer, Spitfire in the UK etc Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 16, 2006, 13:01:11 Good news - That means I was getting down to some seriously healthy living for about 7 hours yesterday.
I feel as healthy as fuck today :? Title: Water and Beer Education Post by: RobertT on Friday, June 16, 2006, 13:15:56 The small matter that you piss out more fluid than you consume when drinking beer might undermine the desire to live off it!!!
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