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Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:34:24 ok another of my awesome love life stories
my mrs lives in london still and i'm now back in swindon. so you'd think she'd call or text me occasionally? nah. so after a week of no contact i pay for her to come home for a meal i'm gunna cook for my family and her...but she's to tired. so i go out to her (bassett) stitching my family of this meal i've been saying i'll do all week etc so her idea of us spending time together was to watch meet the fockers with her parents. we get to the bit where jack and greg are in the front of the RV and jack starts shouting to his mrs to wake up and make greg a capucino. at this point my mrs says something along the lines of "that's the kind of thing i can see your dad doing" now i'm a pretty angsty person most of the time, but when i've been fucked over for about 10-12 days straight it gets to me so i reply "are you drunk or just being a twat?" is possibly the nastiest voice i could muster. end of the story is i'm banned from her house by her parents, they won't talk to me again, and won't even be in the same place as me i'm ace :mrgreen: Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:36:06 you are also a cunt
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:43:42 How old are you and your mrs?
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:44:41 i'm 24 and she's 20
Title: argh the pain Post by: Sussex on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:46:49 I'd bin her tbh.
Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:52:54 I love you Bennett. I'm laughing like a chimp here. :D
Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:56:03 how is your love life blackcurrant? :wink:
Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:57:04 S'alreet. Could be worse...
Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:58:01 get any sweeties?
Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 10:58:59 Yep. Some Reeses things.
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:00:45 is that wise? maybe some lettuce would be better?
Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:00:58 ummm no peanut butter treats?
Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:01:38 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I love you Bennett. I'm laughing like a chimp here. :D I take this back. You're an evil wanker. Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:02:43 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I love you Bennett. I'm laughing like a chimp here. :D I take this back. You're an evil wanker. :D hurrah! get some hair dye Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:04:18 No.
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:05:03 hair cut?
Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:05:34 That's not a bad idea actually... it's a bit shaggy.
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:06:03 good boy
do you have no work to do? Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:06:55 Yes. It can wait though, i prefer laughing at you slowly becoming single.
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:08:55 haha. the funny thing is since that happened everything has been ace. i just thought i'd post that now cos i thought it was funny how childlike her parents are
they actually waited round the corner in their car so they wouldn't have to see or speak to me Title: argh the pain Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:11:33 Id tell her to put equal effort into the relationship or get rid of her mate
Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:13:10 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Id tell her to put equal effort into the relationship or get rid of her mate that's what i said to her. it provides her with a good oppurtunity to put into the relationship what i feel i put into it that went down quite badly though :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:13:54 Girlfriends parents are weird. I don't ever get on with dads...
Title: argh the pain Post by: Piemonte on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:25:52 She sounds like a twat.
Get rid ASAP. Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 9, 2006, 11:36:54 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Girlfriends parents are weird. I don't ever get on with dads... My dad is great, ask sussex about my dad Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Sunday, June 11, 2006, 23:53:32 the mrs to me-
"ok well i thought you may have thought about it a bit and maybe felt that it would be responsible to apologise or maybe feel a bit of guilt but if you haven't then no. i find this so hard to understand. i thjought you had such a good sense of morals. i'm going to sleep now anyway" and still it rumbles on. Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Monday, June 12, 2006, 07:50:22 Beats "i've got a headache" i guess...
Title: argh the pain Post by: Piemonte on Monday, June 12, 2006, 08:36:46 Quote from: "bennett" the mrs to me- "ok well i thought you may have thought about it a bit and maybe felt that it would be responsible to apologise or maybe feel a bit of guilt but if you haven't then no. i find this so hard to understand. i thjought you had such a good sense of morals. i'm going to sleep now anyway" and still it rumbles on. Th only solution in that situation is to knock one out on her back when shes fallen asleep :D That'll learn her Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Monday, June 12, 2006, 08:56:12 Me thinks she is just very immature, and you have to decide if it is really worth all this hassle.
and stop texting me at 1am :D Title: argh the pain Post by: Bennett on Monday, June 12, 2006, 09:22:51 you didn't text back so i assume you didn't wake up!
yesterday we went from nice phone talk, to her texting me about being insecure about my ex (from 3.5 years agi.i still talk to her) , to the fun of all this shite. i think i might call my ex Title: argh the pain Post by: McLovin on Monday, June 12, 2006, 09:43:14 I'd call your ex...
Title: argh the pain Post by: STFCBird on Monday, June 12, 2006, 09:59:05 Quote from: "bennett" you didn't text back so i assume you didn't wake up! yesterday we went from nice phone talk, to her texting me about being insecure about my ex (from 3.5 years agi.i still talk to her) , to the fun of all this shite. i think i might call my ex I did wake up but went back to sleep whilst replying :| don't phone your ex, that is just wrong Title: argh the pain Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, June 12, 2006, 13:59:53 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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