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Title: anyone see cureton's wife in this weeks nuts or zoo?
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:08:05

You would spuddy?!?! you knows it

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Post by: my-velocity on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:13:04

She's fit, i don't know how he got her.

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Post by: larwood on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:20:29

Er, because he's a professional football player,isn't that what happens? They almost always end up with some stunning model type.
Personally i'd do Cureton........

.....in with a fucking shovel to the back of the head,the little midget shite :x

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Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:21:31

Hehe, i do admire your passionate hatred of things, Larwood. And you do it all so eloquently...

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:24:11

Quote from: "larwood"

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: well said that woman

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Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:26:46

I can only imagine how she feels about Joey Beauchamp.

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:38:06

Quote from: "magic8ball"

I can only imagine how she feels about Joey Beauchamp.

don't get me started on him, he is a prize cunt. Me and Joey don't get on :twisted:

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Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:44:11

Apart from horses, who do you get on with Birdy?

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:51:57

Quote from: "magic8ball"

Apart from horses, who do you get on with Birdy?

I get on with everyone apart from Joey Beauchomp, we have unresolved issues.

I am not that scary in real life honest :D

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Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:55:34

Name me a STFC fan who doesn't have issues with the man.

Now Steve McMahon, theres a guy we can all cherish.

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 08:56:38

Quote from: "magic8ball"

Name me a STFC fan who doesn't have issues with the man.

Now Steve McMahon, theres a guy we can all cherish.

Not feeling the hatred as much, baldy locks didn't live in Oxford

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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 09:19:32

I thought joey was a good player, but then he became a cunt

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 09:26:38

Quote from: "Bushey Boy"

I thought joey was a good player, but then he became a cunt

always a cunt, he nearly hit me once

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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 09:39:58

why?

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 09:58:14

long story, I will tell you when I am drunk sometime and sussex ain't around :wink:

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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 10:22:56

But you scare me! so if sussex isnt around I wont be either - :)

You didnt shag him did you?

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 10:25:43

Thanks, apparently I scare everyone!!

fuck off did I!!!

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Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 10:36:24

Quote from: "STFCBird"

Quote from: "Bushey Boy"

I thought joey was a good player, but then he became a cunt

always a cunt, he nearly fisted me once

:shock: :shock:

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 10:45:48

don't you start dewhurst, where is that naked pic anyway :D

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Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:01:22

i have tried but something wont let me save it on Photobucket , its probably just as well , i dont want Walrus getting all frisky :D . How are you on this fine sunny day ? i have got 1/2 a day to do then im off !

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:10:14

They don't normally allow naked pics on photobucket I don't think.

I am ok thanks, have a cold but I have tomorrow off, I am off to lunch with my mate then going to see Bryan adams \ :D /

You off on hol then foggy?

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Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:20:48

Silverstone for the GP , I dont really like Formula 1 but there are loads of us going so it should be a giggle , they have got some big screens showing the England game and a free concert on Sunday with Status Quo :beers: .The weather forecast is scorchio 8)

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:25:57

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: status quo :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

F1 is Ace though, you'll have fun

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:33:44

Johno will be creaming his pants

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:36:56

Curos wife sat behind us alot last season, she came across like she really loved herself and I personally have no time for women like that! I smiled at her and she kind of turned her nose up at me so stuff her. What made me laugh is she only stood up and clapped when curo scored.She strutted about in heels and sunglasses in the middle of winter, why whats the point ? Get a fucking job and earn your own bloody money you goldigger :D

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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:38:30

she earns money as a model tho sade?

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:38:54

Be fair Sade. She was having to do something for that money. Probably the thing you wouldn't let Mex do as well :o

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:44:45

Glamour models thats another thing that pisses me off. Since when is getting your arse and babylons out for pervy men on the front cover of a magasine seen as friggin glamourous tell me ? Classy......not :D (these are just my opinions by the way).

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Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:46:22

You don't come across as the jealous type at all Sade...

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Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:46:45

To be honest, being a topless model is a pretty clever move. Minimal work, using no effort or energy whatsoever, yet making a mint and travelling the world. Not to mention snaring yourself a celebrity dosser lifestyle in the process. I'd do it...

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:46:48

8) Good.

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Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:47:29

Worryingly, still no pictures of Cureton's missus in this thread.....

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:48:50

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

You certainly have the tits for it, but maybe not the legs

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:51:52

Village....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/1410663-n.jpg

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Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:53:14

Crikey, Curo's done well!

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:53:44

She's about the right size

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:01:12

By the way, I'm not jealous. I've just always disagreed with women that get naked in magasines. If its what the enjoy then fair play and I don't like big headed people. Big headed men get on my goat too. I'll be the first one to admitt if a girl is stunning, I don't care. Eva mendes is beautiful and I have respect for her because she does not get naked in magasines :)

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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:09:53

yet she shags on screen? sade would you turn down 30k for a photoshoot, I think not. Plus who said curo's wife gets her knockers out?

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:10:25

you tell em sade :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:14:21

I never said curos wife got her knockers out, I was on about all the other ones. Like most of the tramps from the passing big brothers. What ever happened to talent? Eva is allowed to shag on screen, shes got talent cos shes a got actress.
And yes I would turn down 30K for a photo shoot, a) its not my thing, I would'nt feel comfortable getting everything out and men perving over me etc even though they probably would'nt b)I don't have a size 8 figure which I'm actually quite proud of 8)

Its like that pink song int it :D I dontwannabea stoopid girl.

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Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:43:23

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

agreed. I'd be such a slut if I was a woman.

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Post by: larwood on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:05:50

Go Sade,go Sade :)

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:07:26

Quote from: "Piemonte"

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

agreed. I'd be such a slut if I was a woman.

you are already the biggest slut i know :mrgreen:

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Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:22:48

Sade, you would turn down £30k?! I would sleep with most women for a couple of grand!

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:24:14

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

Sade, you would turn down £30k?! I would sleep with most women for a couple of grand!

I think she was on about getting paid, not paying :o :wink:

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:29:18

:mrgreen: Blackcurrants a rent boy!

(By the way, sorry if anyone on this forum is related to a glamour model or is friends with one. These are just my opinions, I'm nice really. This is a discussion board at the end of the day)

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Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:31:44

Hey, if it pays the bills...

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:33:23

There are a lot of people on tv/films or popstars who use sex to sell stuff. I don't see glamour modelling as any worse than that.

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Post by: stfc_carver on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:40:51

seriously, someone post a pic or sum linkage.

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Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:48:02

Quote from: "Sade"

Anyone else see the irony in sade calling someone unclassy?

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Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:53:02

Quote from: "STFCBird"

Quote from: "Piemonte"

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

agreed. I'd be such a slut if I was a woman.

you are already the biggest slut i know :mrgreen:

hhhhhhhhhhow dare you.

1 lady (well 2 sort of :winking: ) in 5 years is not slutty at all.

you fucking wannabe butt-slut. :wink: :mrgreen:

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Post by: larwood on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:54:38

Quote

Anyone else see the irony in sade calling someone unclassy?

:nono: Sade is lovely,how unfair.

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:55:23

Quote from: "Piemonte"

Quote from: "STFCBird"

Quote from: "Piemonte"

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

agreed. I'd be such a slut if I was a woman.

you are already the biggest slut i know :mrgreen:

hhhhhhhhhhow dare you.

1 lady (well 2 sort of :winking: ) in 5 years is not slutty at all.

you fucking wannabe butt-slut. :wink: :mrgreen:

but I have learnt everything I know from you :o

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Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:57:35

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:59:20

:mrgreen:

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:05:18

Quote from: "Doore"

Quote from: "Sade"

Anyone else see the irony in sade calling someone unclassy?

Piss off.

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Post by: Spud on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:08:42

Quote from: "Sade"

Village....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/1410663-n.jpg

MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW!

Saucer of Milk Table 2.

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:09:53

I think Sade is just jealous because she fancies JC

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Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:20:33

Quote from: "Sade"

Quote from: "Doore"

Quote from: "Sade"

Anyone else see the irony in sade calling someone unclassy?

Piss off.

A classy riposte (that basically means response.)

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Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:26:22

Shut it knob end ,if you upset Sade then you upset me and you dont want to be doing that !

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:26:37

What makes you so special Doore? Because you use fancy words? Who are you again.....

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Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:28:40

I'm Doore.

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:30:36

:D Door knob? Can I called you knob for short?

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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:30:59

his name is bill door

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Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:31:25

If you like. You wouldn't be the first. Lighten up though, I'm only having a laugh.

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:33:09

I was joking too. Just because I don't use smileys it does not mean I'm serious :D See, now I have to use one to lighten up my post.

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Post by: larwood on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 14:58:30

Quote

Shut it knob end ,if you upset Sade then you upset me and you dont want to be doing that !

How gallant Foggy :)
Hear that Doore,Foggy's going to get you :P .......once he can get out of his comfy armchair and change his slippers :wink: Bless his cotton socks.

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Post by: strooood on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 15:37:43

Quote from: "Sade"

to be quite honest i find this more ironic

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Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 15:40:36

*snigger*

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Post by: Spud on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 15:42:05

:mrgreen:

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Post by: Sade on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 16:39:57

Stroood aka dex I'm not afraid of you either. Just because your jealous of my intelligence. Everyone knows you've got a chip on your shoulder.

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Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 17:49:31

whats cureton's wifes name? i need to have a gander

ta

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Post by: Bedford Red on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 18:24:46

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5242&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=curetons+wife

I think this old post has photos in it.

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Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 18:33:24

http://www.stellamanncollege.co.uk/3zlmund.htm

she would do a job :wink:

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Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 18:35:30

I don't rate her that highly. Can't see what the big fuss is about, mind you I wouldn't kick her out of bed in a hurry! :D

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Post by: manc red on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 20:18:35

sorry if this has been covered before but is it true brizzie rovers sold cureton because he was sleeping with the chairmans daughter at the time?

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Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 20:23:10

wasn't it the reading chairman's daughter?

i have heard that story to

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Post by: DMR on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 20:33:02

I've seen better looking birds in the pub than her.

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Post by: SwindonTownFC on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 20:33:52

it was chaimans daughter not wife

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Post by: DV on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 20:41:51

do you reckon Cureton can get his cock inside her? or do you think he fucks it up and puts it over the top from a yard out!!!! :evil:

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Post by: Amir on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 21:10:47

Quote from: "manc red"

sorry if this has been covered before but is it true brizzie rovers sold cureton because he was sleeping with the chairmans daughter at the time?

Reading Chairman's daughter who was 15.........or so the story went.

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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 21:33:38

Perhaps she thought he was 15 too?

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Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 21:36:23

Quote from: "simon pieman"

Perhaps she thought he was 15 too?

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by: dogs on Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 21:52:50

She just looks like it's his sister or something anyway

http://www.stellamanncollege.co.uk/3ylmund1.jpg

http://www.qprnet.com/images/players/2004-2005/2004%20-%20Jamie%20Cureton%20Headshot%202%20(H).jpg - (copy/paste)

http://www.royals.org/piccies/jamie_star_big.jpg
similar [/brent]

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Post by: strooood on Thursday, June 8, 2006, 12:51:46

speaking of cureton, i got a french mate who's back in england for a bit after a year living in barca
anyway i realised last season he looks identical to cureton, i thought it was a standard lookalike jobby until i played football with him last night.

he runs, celebrates, finishes (badly), and everything absolutely the same as JC... it was truly fucking weird.

i think it might be him :|